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Looking at that meme pic is one of those times my brain tries to insist that Chris must be playing the long troll. It's just... so perfectly Chris-chan that it's like it must be someone doing a parody.

It's like a celebrity entering a lookalike contest for themselves and losing.
 
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MasterDisaster said:
Also for everyone who wonders what Chris did with that 1000$ from Dstecks he was surprisingly responsible with it. He actually bought a bed with it; a 600$ one at that. Some went towards bills even...but why a bed, you ask? Because Barb and Chris were sharing a bed after the fire and she got mad at him one night for spooning incorrectly.
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This. The old one was also probably a decade old mattress and fucking filthy. I'm guessing.

Heh, also, shit, I don't think I heard about the spooning story. Do tell.
 
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Adrian Țepeș said:
That information is more valuable than you realize. Elaborate.
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Marvin said:
This. The old one was also probably a decade old mattress and fucking filthy. I'm guessing.

Heh, also, shit, I don't think I heard about the spooning story. Do tell.
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Story time, kids. Now most of us are aware of the fire; how Barb and Chris were displaced for some time while the house was getting renovated. You know how Chris was all whiny about his legos, right? Some getting melted, shit like that...well he kind of left out that his own bed was ruined as well given it had years of grease soaked into it because not bathing is so chic in his eyes. So when they got back home Chris didn't have his own bed anymore so he was sharing one with Barb instead. This came with the horrifying addiction that Barb wanted to spoon with him; I don't know if he was little spoon or big spoon but I know she was unimpressed and one night just unloaded on him angrily enough that Chris decided to get his own bed with his own money. So it goes without saying that from the time Chris and Barb got back home until he got that grand he was sleeping in the same bed as his mother.
 
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Story time, kids. Now most of us are aware of the fire; how Barb and Chris were displaced for some time while the house was getting renovated. You know how Chris was all whiny about his legos, right? Some getting melted, shit like that...well he kind of left out that his own bed was ruined as well given it had years of grease soaked into it because not bathing is so chic in his eyes. So when they got back home Chris didn't have his own bed anymore so he was sharing one with Barb instead. This came with the horrifying addiction that Barb wanted to spoon with him; I don't know if he was little spoon or big spoon but I know she was unimpressed and one night just unloaded on him angrily enough that Chris decided to get his own bed with his own money. So it goes without saying that from the time Chris and Barb got back home until he got that grand he was sleeping in the same bed as his mother.
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feeling a major norman bates vibe here.
 
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MasterDisaster said:
Story time, kids. Now most of us are aware of the fire; how Barb and Chris were displaced for some time while the house was getting renovated. You know how Chris was all whiny about his legos, right? Some getting melted, shit like that...well he kind of left out that his own bed was ruined as well given it had years of grease soaked into it because not bathing is so chic in his eyes. So when they got back home Chris didn't have his own bed anymore so he was sharing one with Barb instead. This came with the horrifying addiction that Barb wanted to spoon with him; I don't know if he was little spoon or big spoon but I know she was unimpressed and one night just unloaded on him angrily enough that Chris decided to get his own bed with his own money. So it goes without saying that from the time Chris and Barb got back home until he got that grand he was sleeping in the same bed as his mother.
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What a time to be alive.
 
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zap2theextreme said:
I keep hearing about this spooning but assumed it was just I HAVE AUTISMs exaggerating.
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Actually I think it may be I HAVE AUTISM downplaying.

Maybe he did something entirely stupid such as :briefs: in the bed and downplayed it as "spooning incorrectly" like how being guilty in court was worded as "everything is cleared up" during his interview with @MasterDisaster

Think about it, why would Barb "unload" on him just one night as if she was holding her tongue the entire time, when they spooned every night and she could yell at him every single night? Chris probably fucked up something that one night.
 
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Subconcious Offense said:
Actually I think it may be I HAVE AUTISM downplaying.

Maybe he did something entirely stupid such as :briefs: in the bed and downplayed it as "spooning incorrectly" like how being guilty in court was worded as "everything is cleared up" during his interview with @MasterDisaster

Think about it, why would Barb "unload" on him just one night as if she was holding her tongue the entire time, when they spooned every night and she could yell at him every single night? Chris probably fucked up something that one night.
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Well the more horrifying aspect to his incontinence in bed is whether he was the big or little spoon.
 
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Story time, kids. Now most of us are aware of the fire; how Barb and Chris were displaced for some time while the house was getting renovated. You know how Chris was all whiny about his legos, right? Some getting melted, shit like that...well he kind of left out that his own bed was ruined as well given it had years of grease soaked into it because not bathing is so chic in his eyes. So when they got back home Chris didn't have his own bed anymore so he was sharing one with Barb instead. This came with the horrifying addiction that Barb wanted to spoon with him; I don't know if he was little spoon or big spoon but I know she was unimpressed and one night just unloaded on him angrily enough that Chris decided to get his own bed with his own money. So it goes without saying that from the time Chris and Barb got back home until he got that grand he was sleeping in the same bed as his mother.
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Not only that, but...my God there can't be a chance in hell he ever had the inclination to change his sheets every so often.
 
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MasterDisaster said:
Also for everyone who wonders what Chris did with that 1000$ from Dstecks he was surprisingly responsible with it. He actually bought a bed with it; a 600$ one at that. Some went towards bills even...but why a bed, you ask? Because Barb and Chris were sharing a bed after the fire and she got mad at him one night for spooning incorrectly.
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...forking?
 
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I'm horrified that a grown man slept with his mother. Why didn't he make getting a new bed a priority? It's so fucking gross. It's even worse when we realize he must have shit the bed to get Barb to yell at him.

Either way, the meme sucked. Chris sucks. And I'm truly puzzled by the audacity of it all. Why is he in charge of his own finances?
 
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