Money FB 4/11 - e-begging intensifies

[FrankyBoo]

So passive aggressive and autistic, it gives me the feels. All of them. At once.

 

[tardwrangler]

sick 137 word meme brah

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Remember when Chris spread hate himself by screaming "Jew!" at his victims? Kiwi Farm remembers.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

Might've forgotten that the point of a meme is for humor. Not venting your problems.

Lol. Wait till you see political macroes and "memes" then.

 

[Ray Streip]

Where the fuck is this even coming from? I don't recall any "critiquing Chris-Chan" threads recently, so random

 

[trueandhonestfan]

TL;DR Give me money for nothing. At least when he was shilling his amiibos you would be buying something. It wasn't even worth half the asking price (good custom amiibo go on eBay for $20-30, not $50+) but it was still something. If he couldn't finsih amiibo and medallions on time forget comic pages, I doubt he'll even make the donation rewards.

 

[Hyperion]

Chris still has no idea why we make fun of him.

 

[butt in trouble]

Where the fuck is this even coming from? I don't recall any "critiquing Chris-Chan" threads recently, so random

Chris thinks anything other than kissing his ass is an outright attack on him as an artist.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Chris thinks anything other than kissing his ass is an outright attack on him as an artist.

Like that time he was reminded his characters are not actually official.

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[Someone in a Tree]

Remember when Chris spread hate himself by screaming "Jew!" at his victims? Kiwi Farm remembers.

Remember when Chris started storing his sperm in the family freezer? Kiwi Farm remembers.

 

[Bassomatic]

FUCK to think I wasted that money donating to starving kids. Sorry Chris.

 

[jawsome]

Ah jeez, did you blow your SSDI already? It is not even the middle of the month!

...Alright, here is $1,500 for new comics.

Spoiler: Now I will just wait patiently for all my new comics

Nope

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Here's the quote from Family Guy:

"Remember those sweet, warm New England summers? Remember sipping lemonade underneath a shady tree? Remember when you hit that pedestrian with your car at the crosswalk and then just drove away? Pepperidge Farm remembers, but Pepperidge Farm ain't just gonna keep it to Pepperidge Farm's self free of charge. Maybe you go out and buy yourself some of these distinctive Milano cookies, maybe this whole thing disappears."

I wonder if this is what Chris was referring to when he wrote about feedback:

That was a few weeks ago, but maybe more people are complaining about not getting their orders on time, so he's accumulating stress.

He probably saw the message I sent on 4/3 on da' Etsy asking if the items were ready to Ship from the One True Creator™ .

Did you receive your order yet? When was it supposed to ship?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

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That was a few weeks ago, but maybe more people are complaining about not getting their orders on time, so he's accumulating stress.

Finally, 300+ sales later he found a buyer with a backbone.

 

[HumanBeanbag]

That was a few weeks ago, but maybe more people are complaining about not getting their orders on time, so he's accumulating stress.

I wonder if Etsy stress is what he's referring to with 'maybe this will all blow over'.

Also lol that the Family Guy quote he used is a blackmail joke.
No wonder it sounds so passive-aggressive.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Remember when you hit that pedestrian Snyder with your car at the crosswalk Game Place and then just drove away?

Kiwi Farms remembers.

 

[Jack Haywood]

What people like Chris don't realise is that the whole idea of image macroes is to express as much as possible using as few words as possible. If you're going to rape your audience's eyesight with walls of text superimposed on some picture, you could just as well post the goddamn text alone.

And not only does he now do this to image macroes, but he has done and still does this time and time again TO HIS OWN COMIC. Chris being stupid as usual.

 

[Adrian Țepeș]

 

[Ray Streip]

Finally, 300+ sales later he found a buyer with a backbone.

You heard the man: time to barrage Chris with complaints on etsy

 

[Super Collie]

For some reason I think it's really funny that Chris tried to get the "white lettering with black outline" appearance by putting the black lettering down first followed by the white in a marginally smaller size.