Orbiter Godwinson / Adam Edge (plus the "writer's room" Discord) - Balding Bri'ish Baronet, former boyfriend of PPP turned scorned jilted lover, leader of Kino Dogme 2007, Tardski’s Worst Nightmare, Commander of the NEET Samurais. 🕯️For Adam Jr🕯️

[MuppetSlaughter]

The beauty about the Farms is that it’s the ultimate archive, but also a place where people laugh at retards.

Asstroon used to be respected here. Even prior to the Godwinson vs Kino Casino arc, the Kino Casino used to break some ground, but the problem is Asstroon’s ego and his sinister real side emerged. He thought he was invincible, that he could poke the Kiwi Farms, attack Null, and attack all of his former friends like Godwinson, Squire and Persip.

I made a meme back then that exemplifies PPP’s treachery well:View attachment 4061247View attachment 4061250
PPP chose treachery, grifting above the alleged principles he claims he holds. In the end, he sowed the seeds of his own downfall, and it’s entirely his fault.

PPP became Ethan Ralph, with possibly worse attribute. At least the Gunt can fuck women. Asstroon had a gay relationship with his jilted ex boyfriend Surfer and is probably planning on his troon arc for his current boyfriend TrandyTroonski the Tranny chaser

PPP has not: Punched a female Cop: Eaten an under aged fat bipolar girls shit: Refused to drive his dying mother to the Hospital: Does not have a biforate gunt (front ass) : Been beaten up over seas looking for minors to fuck: Had his face caved in: been confronted by an aylawg and knocked out on camera: A fugitive from the law over Child support: Done Pill streams, Had IBS with his internet daddy .....
PPP is not ethan ralph, however keep working there buddy maybe if you lowering your standards you can get there before you eat yourself to death/.

 

[LeChampion1992]

Razor is pretty cool. Unfortunately, some people can't see past their politics, tsk tsk.

As for that last assumption, I have no idea who you're talking about. No one I knew in the fandom did that far as I know. Does sound cringe, though.

Edit: How long does it take to get out of moderated comments? It's kinda annoying. If you don't trust me, just kick me out lol

It depends on the jannies, jershs opinion, and etc... If you're that worried listen to Mr socko and create a throwaway account.

Cringe indeed but the worst part is that's probably one of the less insane furries I've dealt with.

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

Razor is pretty cool. Unfortunately, some people can't see past their politics, tsk tsk.

As for that last assumption, I have no idea who you're talking about. No one I knew in the fandom did that far as I know. Does sound cringe, though.

Edit: How long does it take to get out of moderated comments? It's kinda annoying. If you don't trust me, just kick me out lol

It is really annoying and nobody knows how it works but I think after a couple more posts (or maybe it is time based and it's a few more hours) you will be able to post normally, it's nothing to do with your account in particular.

 

[SneedYstwyth]

PPP has not: Punched a female Cop: Eaten an under aged fat bipolar girls shit: Refused to drive his dying mother to the Hospital: Does not have a biforate gunt (front ass) : Been beaten up over seas looking for minors to fuck: Had his face caved in: been confronted by an aylawg and knocked out on camera: A fugitive from the law over Child support: Done Pill streams, Had IBS with his internet daddy .....
PPP is not ethan ralph, however keep working there buddy maybe if you lowering your standards you can get there before you eat yourself to death/.

And yet right now Ralph is being funny and PPP is coping and sneeding. When a guy fucks up his life and eats shit, your first instinct should be to laugh at him and call him a retard, not get mad lmao.

 

[General Tug Boat]

PPP has not: Punched a female Cop: Eaten an under aged fat bipolar girls shit: Refused to drive his dying mother to the Hospital: Does not have a biforate gunt (front ass) : Been beaten up over seas looking for minors to fuck: Had his face caved in: been confronted by an aylawg and knocked out on camera: A fugitive from the law over Child support: Done Pill streams, Had IBS with his internet daddy .....
PPP is not ethan ralph, however keep working there buddy maybe if you lowering your standards you can get there before you eat yourself to death/.

PPP is on the course of being Ralph in his thirties if he doesn’t find a way to repress his anger and homosexuality. I don’t think anyone on the guntboard that has used the forum honestly is stating Ethan Ralph is exonerated of his sins, but we can let the man take a W once in a blue moon. Ralph is a perpetual fuck up of magnitudes that few have reached and because Ashton hasn’t out performed Ralph’s level of conduct, doesn’t mean he should get a pass only because; “Well, Ashton isn’t Ethan Ralph!” That’s like Alog when he would excuse being a massive fucking sperg and his stupidity because he wasn’t as bad as Chris Chan. Just because you ended up getting a gold star instead of a smiley face in your special ed classroom, doesn’t mean you aren’t still in special ed.

 

[Micheal Westen]

Gotta keep lighting up the tunes for Andy Jr. He would've wanted it that way!

Besides, as I was explaining to the other Argie I met in here, I can't sleep anyway due to Argentina vs Croatia semifinal happening today lol I might just HAVE to do another song just to distract myself from the anxiety

Asa! I see you found your way here okay. Welcome to the farms buddy.

@AltisticRight and @Null this is the real Asalieri. Give him his person of interest tag when you get a chance. Not sure if my word means anything, but I did post screenshots of texts with him.

PPP has not: Punched a female Cop: Eaten an under aged fat bipolar girls shit: Refused to drive his dying mother to the Hospital: Does not have a biforate gunt (front ass) : Been beaten up over seas looking for minors to fuck: Had his face caved in: been confronted by an aylawg and knocked out on camera: A fugitive from the law over Child support: Done Pill streams, Had IBS with his internet daddy .....
PPP is not ethan ralph, however keep working there buddy maybe if you lowering your standards you can get there before you eat yourself to death/.

This is like a lower IQ version of what Melty would post. Is this Lt. Miscegnation Pliskin or Xaniberries? Maybe kinochet's new sock?

PPP will get there. Give him time. He's already killed animals.

 

[Fools Idol]

@The Fatman Of The Opera How did you and Godwinson meet and why did you get into this side of the Internet?

 

[Watamelon]

PPP has not: Punched a female Cop: Eaten an under aged fat bipolar girls shit: Refused to drive his dying mother to the Hospital: Does not have a biforate gunt (front ass) : Been beaten up over seas looking for minors to fuck: Had his face caved in: been confronted by an aylawg and knocked out on camera: A fugitive from the law over Child support: Done Pill streams, Had IBS with his internet daddy .....
PPP is not ethan ralph, however keep working there buddy maybe if you lowering your standards you can get there before you eat yourself to death/.

Keep it up buddy, the Ontario Ogre may allow you to wipe his sweaty asscrack one day.

May I suggest you start stuttering like a retard? Seems to be one of his fetishes.

 

[dankogrg2]

Besides, as I was explaining to the other Argie I met in here, I can't sleep anyway due to Argentina vs Croatia semifinal happening today lol I might just HAVE to do another song just to distract myself from the anxiety

I hope we kick your asses tonight

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

PPP trying to claim Godwinson flagged himself, while also saying the flagging was legitimate "Oh, he was posting nudes of Rekieta which against TOS!" When you don't flag someone down, you go around telling your Discord and Twitter henchmen why the channel deserves to be flagged down?

to pay godwinson the favor back for derailing the vickers leaks

 

[DoomSayer]

How did you and Godwinson meet and why did you get into this side of the Internet?

I'd love to know this too. I'll keep my fingers crossed that he hasn't vanished. Even if he has, we got some truly fun content while it lasted. I won't pretend to comprehend the ways of the NEET Samurai. I am still but a student of Kino Kendo.

Welcome @The Fatman Of The Opera

 

[Cavalier_]

An ode to the Baronet in these dark days:

Vocaroo:
https://vocaroo.com/1nhd3q2GpPE2

YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_m6H8iVbu8

Lyrics:
There must be candles burning brighter for Junior
Rolling around on clouds and shit in a sky more blue
If I can dream of a better land, where kino and nectar walk hand in hand
Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my dream come true? Oh why

There must be streams with passion sometimes
Content that's done for the thrill of it with no donos
If I can dream of a little more fun than "Metokur Masochist for 20 big ones"
Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that world appear?

We're stuck in a time of Ralph and Nick shit
We're trapped in a world of "Ashton pause it"
But as long as the NEETs have the strength to dream
They can break through the diamond wall and fly (NEETs rise-up)

Deep in my heart, I hate Andy Warski
Still, I am sure that our saviour... saviour will return somehow
Out there in the dark, here comes Baronet Adam, oh yeah
And while I can think, while I can talk, while I can stand, while I can walk
While I can dream, Kino Dogme is real, oh, right now

 

[Micheal Westen]

An ode to the Baronet in these dark days:

Vocaroo:
https://vocaroo.com/1nhd3q2GpPE2

YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_m6H8iVbu8

View attachment 4062864

Lyrics:
There must be candles burning brighter for Junior
Rolling around on clouds and shit in a sky more blue
If I can dream of a better land, where kino and nectar walk hand in hand
Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my dream come true? Oh why

There must be streams with passion sometimes
Content that's done for the thrill of it with no donos
If I can dream of a little more fun than "Metokur Masochist for 20 big ones"
Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that world appear?

We're stuck in a time of Ralph and Nick shit
We're trapped in a world of "Ashton pause it"
But as long as the NEETs have the strength to dream
They can break through the diamond wall and fly (NEETs rise-up)

Deep in my heart, I hate Andy Warski
Still, I am sure that our saviour... saviour will return somehow
Out there in the dark, here comes Baronet Adam, oh yeah
And while I can think, while I can talk, while I can stand, while I can walk
While I can dream, Kino Dogme is real, oh, right now

See Asstroone this is the chief difference between you and Godwinson/Asa. Look at all the songs, haikus, poems and art made.

They inspire content. Yiffski aborts it.

Contemplate that as you lose all your tranny dono money doing sportsball betting and "fasting" by consuming nothing but potato chips and moorski's estradiol spiked ravioli.

 

[A Sunset]

PPP has not: Punched a female Cop: Eaten an under aged fat bipolar girls shit: Refused to drive his dying mother to the Hospital: Does not have a biforate gunt (front ass) : Been beaten up over seas looking for minors to fuck: Had his face caved in: been confronted by an aylawg and knocked out on camera: A fugitive from the law over Child support: Done Pill streams, Had IBS with his internet daddy .....
PPP is not ethan ralph, however keep working there buddy maybe if you lowering your standards you can get there before you eat yourself to death/.

LMFAO your weird way of typing and calling people “buddy”, talking about internet daddy……you sound like PPP. You just joined Yesterday too, as soon as public registrations are opened. And all you’ve posted about is the Council of Evil and how you’re a big PPP fan and don’t care about his grifting.

Could we have the Queen of Pigs herself, sitting drunkenly and angerly in a sock account seething in the Godwinson thread? Perhaps the appearance of @The Fatman Of The Opera has spurred on this appearance to correct the record, and stop the slanderous Kiwis and their “compromised” leader Josh Moon from calling Ashton fat.

Fess up buddy, it’s ok if you wanted to come here and have a chat since your childhood YouTube idol swung by too.

An ode to the Baronet in these dark days:

Vocaroo:
https://vocaroo.com/1nhd3q2GpPE2

YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_m6H8iVbu8

View attachment 4062864

Lyrics:
There must be candles burning brighter for Junior
Rolling around on clouds and shit in a sky more blue
If I can dream of a better land, where kino and nectar walk hand in hand
Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my dream come true? Oh why

There must be streams with passion sometimes
Content that's done for the thrill of it with no donos
If I can dream of a little more fun than "Metokur Masochist for 20 big ones"
Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that world appear?

We're stuck in a time of Ralph and Nick shit
We're trapped in a world of "Ashton pause it"
But as long as the NEETs have the strength to dream
They can break through the diamond wall and fly (NEETs rise-up)

Deep in my heart, I hate Andy Warski
Still, I am sure that our saviour... saviour will return somehow
Out there in the dark, here comes Baronet Adam, oh yeah
And while I can think, while I can talk, while I can stand, while I can walk
While I can dream, Kino Dogme is real, oh, right now

The Based and Kino Elvis cover about the Sektur I didn’t know I needed until I heard it.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

PPP has not: Punched a female Cop: Eaten an under aged fat bipolar girls shit: Refused to drive his dying mother to the Hospital: Does not have a biforate gunt (front ass) : Been beaten up over seas looking for minors to fuck: Had his face caved in: been confronted by an aylawg and knocked out on camera: A fugitive from the law over Child support: Done Pill streams, Had IBS with his internet daddy .....
PPP is not ethan ralph, however keep working there buddy maybe if you lowering your standards you can get there before you eat yourself to death/.

Hey Asstroon, it’s nice knowing you’re on the Farms now. How does it feel to morph into the new Ethan Ralph? Ralph used to seethe at his own thread back in the day too.

 

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

@The Fatman Of The Opera How did you and Godwinson meet and why did you get into this side of the Internet?

Well, turns out after receiving enough weird "kino dogme 2007" and "antediluvian king" comments on my channel a few weeks back, I decided to look into whatever the hell they were talking about.
That led me to Godwinson's channel, I left a few comments, and then an old friend of mine from the early days of the Youtubes turns out was already friends with him and by Godwinson's request as well as my own he put us in contact.
The rest as they say, is history. Glad I decided to snoop around cause I've never been more energized to produce content lol. It's like Godwinson brought back a hobby I had given up on because it had gotten boring and samey. I definitely thank Adam for motivating me again!

 

[LaurenLauren]

PPP has not: Punched a female Cop: Eaten an under aged fat bipolar girls shit: Refused to drive his dying mother to the Hospital: Does not have a biforate gunt (front ass) : Been beaten up over seas looking for minors to fuck: Had his face caved in: been confronted by an aylawg and knocked out on camera: A fugitive from the law over Child support: Done Pill streams, Had IBS with his internet daddy .....
PPP is not ethan ralph, however keep working there buddy maybe if you lowering your standards you can get there before you eat yourself to death/.

Thats why Asston is a pppesant and Ethan is a KING!

 

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

An ode to the Baronet in these dark days:

Vocaroo:
https://vocaroo.com/1nhd3q2GpPE2

YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_m6H8iVbu8

View attachment 4062864

Lyrics:
There must be candles burning brighter for Junior
Rolling around on clouds and shit in a sky more blue
If I can dream of a better land, where kino and nectar walk hand in hand
Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my dream come true? Oh why

There must be streams with passion sometimes
Content that's done for the thrill of it with no donos
If I can dream of a little more fun than "Metokur Masochist for 20 big ones"
Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that world appear?

We're stuck in a time of Ralph and Nick shit
We're trapped in a world of "Ashton pause it"
But as long as the NEETs have the strength to dream
They can break through the diamond wall and fly (NEETs rise-up)

Deep in my heart, I hate Andy Warski
Still, I am sure that our saviour... saviour will return somehow
Out there in the dark, here comes Baronet Adam, oh yeah
And while I can think, while I can talk, while I can stand, while I can walk
While I can dream, Kino Dogme is real, oh, right now

I am proud of what I have done! Now musical Alogging is in vogue. Brings a tear to my eye, it really does!
Also, now I wanna do an Elvis cover.

Well boys, I may have to start taking requests after all lol I was GONNA wait for PPP's response tonight on the Kino Ca-same-o but... I also have too much time on my hands thanks to World Cup

 

[Weird Ages]

PPP has not: Punched a female Cop:

Neither has Ralph. He missed and fell flat on his gunt.

Eaten an under aged fat bipolar girls shit:

He's never been near a naked woman in the first place, maybe he could ask his e-girlfriend to mail him a turd. Also he wouldn't just stop at the first truffle, PPP would eat the entire girl too if he was hungry enough.

Refused to drive his dying mother to the Hospital:

He's estranged from his family, so she wouldn't ask him to in the first place.

Does not have a biforate gunt (front ass) :

Because the bifurcation is filled in by even more gunt.

Been beaten up over seas looking for minors to fuck:

He's a bottom and he's had his ass pounded plenty of times, just not overseas.

Had his face caved in:

He's had his asshole caved in instead.

been confronted by an aylawg and knocked out on camera:

They're too afraid he'd fall on them.

A fugitive from the law over Child support:

Soon enough he's gonna live in a cabin in the woods like one anyway.

Done Pill streams

However he's perfectly happy with his cohost snorting boxed wine live on air.

Had IBS with his internet daddy

He did have an IBS stream with Jim.

 

[JohnWayne'sImpactedFeces]

I am proud of what I have done! Now musical Alogging is in vogue. Brings a tear to my eye, it really does!
Also, now I wanna do an Elvis cover.

Well boys, I may have to start taking requests after all lol I was GONNA wait for PPP's response tonight on the Kino Ca-same-o but... I also have too much time on my hands thanks to World Cup

A couple of numbers for your consideration:

"Son of a Preacher Man" Lyrics in essence write themselves, eg. "The only one that tried to grift me, was the son of a preacher man, yes he was, yes he was"

An ode to Adam's love of Iron Maiden, challenging request but if you could find it in your soul to "up the irons" to 22 Acacia Avenue as a homage to the Trandy Tardski's weird sexual deviations and tranny fetish (EDIT: you could also work in Asston's toilet head plunging of discord "waman") it would be so powerful that it might just break the internet. Listen and notice how they lyrics are ripe for total Traitor & Tard meltdown.

22, the Avenue
That's the place where we all go
You will find it's warm inside <----- It's oh so cold