Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?

  • Straight- He wants to bang the Beetle Princess and/or Sylvie

    Votes: 27 6.2%

  • Gay- He wants to bang Frogman

    Votes: 210 48.3%

  • Bisexual- He's down for a threesome with the Beetle Princess and Frogman

    Votes: 102 23.4%

  • Asexual- Like he even thinks about getting laid

    Votes: 96 22.1%
  • Total voters
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A Jar of Nutella said:
Astounding... I haven't been on the farms in years, lost my account because I fucked up, made a new one and she is still posting here, still saying the same things.
It's kind of a marvel to see someone who literally hasn't changed for years.

I'm not fully caught up on this thread just yet, but also I can't look away. Godspeed.
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She even stuck with us through the Cloudflare shit and mandatory account resets. It's kind of heartwarming.
 
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Where did she get the genie's model from? He looks like a villain from a fantasy RPG, or perhaps a performer from Wogglebug and Frogman's favourite adult venue.
 
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Has anybody suggested Cynthia has Wogglebug use Axe spray to establish his true and honest heterosexuality?

Cynthia presides over the woggleverse, and is the final authority on the romantic preferences of the Wogglebug, as far as I’m concerned. But it’s just a suggestion.
 
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Alabaster Disaster said:
She even stuck with us through the Cloudflare shit and mandatory account resets. It's kind of heartwarming.
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Cynthia is better at managing her accounts than me or a good chunk of the December 12th rush (I think like half of us were previous users). So, in some ways, she's smarter than us.

I know I've said it ad nauseam, but I only wish she could smarten up enough to realize that she could have a really good thing going here. Imagine if she embraced it and participated in next year's merch run? I'd definitely buy a WoggleKiwi plush.
 
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DrNow said:
Has anybody suggested Cynthia has Wogglebug use Axe spray to establish his true and honest heterosexuality?
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I approve this message...

As we all know a significant number of Kiwis and trolls alike make up the majority of all Wogglcord members (some more obviously than others), therefore it can be assumed that most if not all the ass pirates are voiced by these very same said Wogglcord members.
So bravo to all those very talented Kiwi's who voiced/played the gayest captains on the seven seas since one of San Fransisco's last and many YMCA's runs of HMAS Pinafore...
Congratulations us, may all our audio levels never be correctly balanced...
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Collective Annie Award for Voice Acting to the Farms
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
And a villain. It just occurred to me, this movie has no villain, no antagonistic force the heroes must work against. Everybody they meet is nice and helpful.
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What you're missing is hiding in plain sight.

Wogglebug is an unmarried 7' tall adult male cockroach who spends all of his free time hanging around and endearing himself to an unrelated 8-year-old girl, frequently spiriting her far away from her home and guardians without permission to a place that she isn't supposed to tell anyone about...
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
And a villain. It just occurred to me, this movie has no villain, no antagonistic force the heroes must work against. Everybody they meet is nice and helpful.
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To Cynthia, reality is an antagonistic force. Why do you think the primary """"issues""" are all just contrivances, circumstances, and wants?
 
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To Cynthia, reality is an antagonistic force. Why do you think the primary """"issues""" are all just contrivances, circumstances, and wants?
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see it's not really the wogglebug that's fifty feet tall with fire breathing uzis and all, it's merely the girl's psychotic break from reality as she burns down the orphanage that she sees as it
and then it has sex with the frog
but it's all the psychotic thing so the real Wogglebug still loves burying his face in some pussy and is normal size
 
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Christ Cynthia, you gotta learn to take the money of people who are only viewing your works ironically. Refusing sales to untrue fans is cheating yourself out of thousands of dollars.

From one semi-professional writer to another, all money is good money. If one of my works got a bunch of ironic fans and the farms picked it up, I'd be mad for like a week and then I'd go and make bank off it. As long as you aren't being a super gross deviant like some of the cows on here, all publicity is good publicity.


Also please let the Wogglebug breathe fire and have his uzi I will give you money for it.
 
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brooky said:
The compromise here, of course, is that one of them still is gay, they're just not gay together. And that's okay, because you're not a homophobe, right Cynthia? If you don't want Woggle to be gay, he doesn't have to be, but the only way to prove it is to reject the romantic advances of the person he is closest to, because that person is male.

I'm quite serious in saying it's the only way this will ever be put to rest. Because as it stands, the gay sex vibes here are palpable. And having them argue about anything is just going to make those vibes stronger.

I look forward to being ignored.
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Or have a kind of Brokeback Mountain kind of situation. They're not gay but they're gay for each other. Woggie and Froggie have this attraction to each other but while they love each other they can't give in to it. Fucking medieval poetry has been written about that kind of situation but they called it "courtly love". Basic idea is knight loves a lady. She gives him quests to prove his love. He completes them. But she's bound to marry another because something something duty. So they stay casting longing glances at another and never giving in their carnal desires. He remains chaste for her and she, while being with her lord dreams that it's Sir Knight that is there instead. The people back then ate it up to the point where big names like Chauser wrote about it.

That is of course too deep for Cynthia and much deeper than the Wogglebug could ever be. But it's established as a literary genre.

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The Wogglebug's Journey for the Magic Wish
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That fucking blows. As usual the characters have no real characterization, the voices are all over the place, clipping through other objects happens all the time, characters just "slide" around instead of actually moving. And the worst insult these pirate captains can come up with "land lubbing lobster".

Remind me again how anybody can take this seriously?
 
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