Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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One of his existing books is also fanfiction for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy with the names of the characters changed after the fact so he could dodge pesky intellectual propety laws.

You know what they say about making great literature: be unoriginal and iterative.

he's been toying with a A Christmas Carol fanfic idea since 2017 at least:
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Same with the elephant poaching IN SPACE! book he's been trying to sell, it's based on a story he wrote in like 2015 (might be one he submitted to Scientology, not sure). His 1.2 brain is stuck and unable to let go of shitty ideas he had ages ago.
OOH a steampunk reboot That's so cool in 2001 Jack the RIPPER
You know I always thought A Christmas Carol was missing something. It wasn't edgy enough. You know what it was missing? A fat droop-mouthed idiot with gritty fishnet-sleeved takes on the real gutter world of X-mas Carol - music by Trent Reznor
 
Same with the elephant poaching IN SPACE! book he's been trying to sell, it's based on a story he wrote in like 2015 (might be one he submitted to Scientology, not sure). His 1.2 brain is stuck and unable to let go of shitty ideas he had ages ago.
did he actually submit a book to scientology? that would explain why so many big wigs are leaving lately.
 
did he actually submit a book to scientology? that would explain why so many big wigs are leaving lately.
He submitted entries to a competition in honor of L. Ron Hubbard run by the publishing arm of the church. Pat was even a finalist in the 2015 edition:
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https://www.writersofthefuture.com/and-the-winners-are/ - https://archive.fo/fEY0p

Patrick has since claimed that he wasn't familiar with the nature of Scientology. This is despite him living in Clearwater FL for years where the presence of the church is massive; being active in online militant ahteist circles circa 2010; being active in scifi circles where Hubbard is so well known.
 
For a professional writer, doing a fanfic is a lot like a musician doing a cover song for a compilation album. It's a bit of fun and a chance to do something a bit different, put your spin on a song you enjoy, and pay your dues to your inspirations. You crank it out in a week or two, maybe record a goofy video, then go back to writing real, serious music.

What you don't do is spend over an entire year working on it as your sole creative activity. If that's what you're doing you're not a professional, you're a hobbyist who works on it when they have the time.

There's a reason why releasing a covers album is the last thing many bands do before they break up - it's a sign that their creative process has totally broken down and all they can agree on is to cover songs that inspired them when they formed the band - a time before they started hating each other.

Pat is basically writing the literary equivalent of The Spaghetti Incident, except Gn'R were actually successful before they started fighting. Also they still wrote, produced, recorded and released it in less time than Fatrick Porklinson has taken to still not finish his dumb fanfic even though they could barely bring themselves to speak to each other.
 
Retelling classic stories is older than Shakespeare and is kind of in right now, especially since The Great Gatsby just entered the public domain. The murderer idea isn’t too bad either. Someone just wrote a book about Rochester’s daughter going on a killing spree, after all. But the thing is, Pat is a terrible writer who is only in it for money and fame (he said so himself). If you don’t love the source material (or even just something about it), you have no business using it.
 
For a professional writer, doing a fanfic is a lot like a musician doing a cover song for a compilation album. It's a bit of fun and a chance to do something a bit different, put your spin on a song you enjoy, and pay your dues to your inspirations. You crank it out in a week or two, maybe record a goofy video, then go back to writing real, serious music.

What you don't do is spend over an entire year working on it as your sole creative activity. If that's what you're doing you're not a professional, you're a hobbyist who works on it when they have the time.

There's a reason why releasing a covers album is the last thing many bands do before they break up - it's a sign that their creative process has totally broken down and all they can agree on is to cover songs that inspired them when they formed the band - a time before they started hating each other.

Pat is basically writing the literary equivalent of The Spaghetti Incident, except Gn'R were actually successful before they started fighting. Also they still wrote, produced, recorded and released it in less time than Fatrick Porklinson has taken to still not finish his dumb fanfic even though they could barely bring themselves to speak to each other.

As I said a while back I think it is because someone told him about Terry Pratchett’s Dodger, which is speculative historical fan fiction about Charles Dickens, who features, and a character called the Dodger who is supposed to be the real life inspiration for the Artful Dodger.

I only read the first chapter or so, so far, then got busy and forgot about it.

The thing that seems disturbing now if Dickens based his novels on real people he encountered, means he probably encountered a creepy Jewish child molester.
Fatrick likely took inspiration from this concept and thinks hanging out with nonces means he can write something comparable.
 
He submitted entries to a competition in honor of L. Ron Hubbard run by the publishing arm of the church. Pat was even a finalist in the 2015 edition:
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https://www.writersofthefuture.com/and-the-winners-are/ - https://archive.fo/fEY0p

Patrick has since claimed that he wasn't familiar with the nature of Scientology. This is despite him living in Clearwater FL for years where the presence of the church is massive; being active in online militant ahteist circles circa 2010; being active in scifi circles where Hubbard is so well known.

You cannot live in Clearwater and not know the Church is Omni-present especially him being a writer when the tampa bay times won a goddamn pulitzer exposing the Church of Scientology as a whole for preventing someone from going to the hospital and dying. The Church literally owns the entirity of the goddamn city of Clearwater and the surrounding area and has for decades. When the Church landed on the shores of Florida, they went all over Florida looking for a city that they could "control" as they tried Daytona and were booted out of town. "Clear" has so many conotations in Scientology that this was a given they would migrate there.

If you write for Sci-Fi, Read Sci-Fi, your bread and butter is Sci-Fi and you do NOT know who LRH is you are a fucking poser and/or a liar.


Finally, the Church will not allow you to win unless you are an active contributing member.
 
You cannot live in Clearwater and not know the Church is Omni-present especially him being a writer when the tampa bay times won a goddamn pulitzer exposing the Church of Scientology as a whole for preventing someone from going to the hospital and dying. The Church literally owns the entirity of the goddamn city of Clearwater and the surrounding area and has for decades. When the Church landed on the shores of Florida, they went all over Florida looking for a city that they could "control" as they tried Daytona and were booted out of town. "Clear" has so many conotations in Scientology that this was a given they would migrate there.

If you write for Sci-Fi, Read Sci-Fi, your bread and butter is Sci-Fi and you do NOT know who LRH is you are a fucking poser and/or a liar.


Finally, the Church will not allow you to win unless you are an active contributing member.


Maybe it’s one of those situations in which Hubbard, another NAMBLA contender, passed over a Child Fatrick for being too husky.

The rejection and lack of advances means that Fatrick simply doubles down and denies involvement with Scientology and Hubbard.
 
And he wasn't fat.

I think.

I freely admit I might be wrong.

He was certainly not obese.

Victorians, even wealthy, would have eaten less overall than average people today and definitely would have walked more.
Even riding on horseback or just in a carriage would be more physical than sitting in a car.

So Dickens may have been fat by their standards, but the world he lived in would not have allowed him to become even close to obese.
 
Charles Dickens also managed to consistently make money from writing.
He also has a better understanding of scientific and engineering concepts than Pat.
(For those not in the know Dickens had a life long interest in science and engineering; he even wrote an essay on Colt revolvers and the American System of Manufacture.)
 
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Courtesy of "IGotATreeOnMyHouse85", a fat homosexual reminds you - again - that he is a "tough guy".
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The thing about actual tough guys, though, is that they don't actually go around saying, "I'm a tough guy", and they certainly don't cry to three-letter agencies because they get called "fat" online, they don't try to get people arrested for inviting them for a beer at their favorite watering hole and they don't [use other peoples' money to] sue people for opining that they're a lousy writer.

In point of fact, Fatty's behavior is completely antithetical to that of an actual tough guy.
 
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He also has a better understanding of scientific and engineering concepts than Pat.
(For those not in the know Dickens had a life long interest in science and engineering; he even wrote an essay on Colt revolvers and the American System of Manufacture.)
Whatever the opposite of a Renaissance Man is, that is Pat.
 
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