Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Condolences in advance for when Patrick inevitably goes out in a blaze of glory (which burns far too long because adipose tissue is an excellent fuel source) and the media refuses to pin it on the Farms or even report widely on it because he was a straight(?) white male(???).
 
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John_Smith said:
Patso's inability to get words right has rubbed off onto Hoolie's staff. Sad.
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Maybe they asked him to write up their menus for them as they'd heard he was a writer, offered him a few free drinks for doing so and now they can't get rid of him. Like making a deal with the Devil if the Devil was a betitted childing pig-man.
 
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FinnSven said:
What I am saying is so far fat has just picked on people who regard him as a joke and think it’s funny to get him to oink on twitter.

He might not, but he could pick on some fucking weirdo with a screw loose and not much else going on.
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The fact Pat has continued to be such a colossal asshole for so long while having every aspect of his life publicly available without getting murdered by some psycho is proof internet 'harassment' ain't shit.

(And just to be clear for the benefit of any glowies, I'm not advocating anyone do anything to Pat.)
polyester said:
I think he means "PhD".
The Woke twitter crowd he's attached himself to worships credentials, so Pat has to as well.
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'Passionately Hates Darkies'? Yeah I can see why the pepperoni merchant would be into that.
 
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LonesomeDud said:
My wife brought home a stray kitten she thought was a female and I just never really did much other than pat its head and occasionally give it water/food/its litter box stuff. Anyway, I noticed she had a pair of testicles. It's hard to switch pronouns. We're still messing up and calling him a girl.
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And then you have to sit there with a straight face while some unwashed blob of flesh tells you they're actually two spirit aromantic 90s numetalkin and it's pronouns are fred/durst. People with genuine gender dysphoria have my sympathy, that's gotta suck but why do I have to indulge some of those tumblrette attention whores everybody used to laugh at? Or worse that guy in a skirt who raped some chicks in a school bathroom. What's next Bill Cosby telling me it's a legit sexuality to only be into chicks you drugged that can't consent? He calls it Cosbysexual, pronoun Jello/Pudding.
 
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Everyone hates self-aware z-movies. A lot of amateurs overestimate their talent and try to cover it with "actually it was meant to be camp".
I'm sure Pat has the writing chops to overcome this. I'm sure he's not just a fat amateur slamwow-ing cultural references in his brain. I'm sure he's a creative writer with original thoughts that he can put together coherently and I'm sure he's skinny.
 
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Pendulous Dong said:
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what did rick mean by this
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In case you asked genuinely, in all seriousness, Pat means he likes people who list their university degrees (eg. MBA or PHD) after their name more than he likes Twitter accounts that look like “John87564231”. It’s his attempted burn on Twitter accounts that don’t have blue check marks.

friendorfoe said:
I know Justin irl and most of this is right. I talked to him on the phone and messanger sometimes. He did get trolled into responding to the Patrick guy. I think basically Justin cared more about how Patrick treated him for the response than the actual troll. Then Patrick inserted himself into the SFWA discussion so Justin pinned Patrick to his twitter letting him die on that hill as much as he wanted. btw I don't really think Patrick has much to do with the episode for what its worth. His podcast has covered a lot of pedos and hes worked with victims advocacy groups.

Not so fun facts. Not sure how much hes talked about it on the podcast but Justins stepfather sexually abused him and is locked away in some mental hospital in ohio. He nearly beat his stepdad to death. He actually did kill his stepdads rapist friend and it was ruled self defense. If you look up Timothy K Drowns arrest record it was when he was arrested for stalking in the early 2000s. Justins legal last name isnt Drown anymore because of it and his records been expunged. I might keep up on this thread so if you have any questions let me know.
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I hope Justin approved of you sharing this very personal info, Justin.

Looking forward to the doco BTW, but why don’t you also do one about Fat Pat?
 
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Lou's Sentient Backfat said:
That's what you think atalker child. Once Fatprick defends the SFWA from the mean old true crime podcast all the members will demand their publishers give him writing contracts.
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Contrary to what this nickname suggests the prick is the only part of his that isn't fat.
 
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Maude Snew said:
Contrary to what this nickname suggests the prick is the only part of his that isn't fat.
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Silence, child. My penis isn’t tiny by any medical standard. That’s not why my cute wife left me for PCJ and it’s not why my substitute support wife is getting ready to leave me now.
Wait quietly for the knock. You’ll be in prison for life for pointing out facts about my weight problem.
 
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Sloppy Party Bottom said:
So he is writing fan-fiction now?
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One of his existing books is also fanfiction for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy with the names of the characters changed after the fact so he could dodge pesky intellectual propety laws.

You know what they say about making great literature: be unoriginal and iterative.
James done did it said:
He's been writing this story for at least a year now. On spec fanfic writing is normal for a professional author, child.
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he's been toying with a A Christmas Carol fanfic idea since 2017 at least:
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Same with the elephant poaching IN SPACE! book he's been trying to sell, it's based on a story he wrote in like 2015 (might be one he submitted to Scientology, not sure). His 1.2 brain is stuck and unable to let go of shitty ideas he had ages ago.
 
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