Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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He won't be able to fix his past mistakes, but it isn't too late for him to build a better future for himself, which he fucking won't, twenty years from now he will be the same miserable lardass still ranting about trolls and stalkers, a metaphorical beached whale stuck on the sandbanks by it's own volition!
I’m not sure about this part. I said a few pages back that if Pat even had a split second of self reflection he would probably kill himself. His levels of cringe are off the charts and the amount of times he has humiliated himself are staggering— even by most Lolcow standards.
 
Not only did Pat's new Elon thread fail to go viral (topped out at 127 likes -sad) but now everyone's dunking on Elon because he got booed at a Chappelle show, the window has closed. (Also SpaceX is like the one thing that people who hate him agree is cool so going after that was an odd decision).

Pat can't join in on the fun because of his own stand-up career. The only thing worse than getting booed is the audience being dead silent.

He tried another one this morning and gave up after three tweets because I think even he realized that nobody cared because they're having fun with the booing stuff. I hope Elon gets mad and goes crazy with the anti-bot stuff.
 

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It is my dream to get more Fatrick in court. Could you imagine him being crossed by a real lawyer who wont take his shit?

I imagine him like Anthony Todt - raging NPD, inability to tolerate being talked down to, fake crying, hates women, blowhard, etc

https://youtu.be/-fA9bPj-A3k

Cross starts at @45 min. Long story short, kills whole family and blames wifey despite all evidence and previous confessions.
 
KF registrations are now open after many months! I invite our new friends the electric vehicle enthusiasts and true crime podcast aficionados to join the conversation.

To celebrate the occasion, I present some footage of Pat's expert commentary about snake-shaped glowing alien spacecrafts over the Mojave desert:
 
It is my dream to get more Fatrick in court. Could you imagine him being crossed by a real lawyer who wont take his shit?
Your Honor, please direct the witness to answer the question.

Followed by a bunch of childing and telling the judge I'm asking the questions now, a total meltdown, and Pat being found in contempt, then hauled out in cuffs crying and screaming.

Well I can dream.
To celebrate the occasion, I present some footage of Pat's expert commentary about snake-shaped glowing alien spacecrafts over the Mojave desert:
UFO fags have gone way downhill since the days of Bob Lazar, who was at least funny with this bullshit.
 
Oh man what a ride! I’ve been listening to Obscura for ages. It’s a good podcast if you like true crime. It seems a atalker messaged Justin from Obscura a link to Piggys thread after he got childed for reacting to a racist message sent to him by a rascal. Pat has absolutely no people skills, like at all. Justin is a pretty chill dude and would generally just apologise and move on but like most of us, getting a Patrick special response after responding to a horrible message on your website, Pat just makes it so easy to understand why he’s getting this treatment.

The thing is, Justin from Obscura has a particular hatred for child abusers. He has some kind of horrific history himself with CSA or abuse and he is absolutely enraged by it. This isn’t an act by someone fucking with Pat. He will salt the earth of SFWA if he finds pedo bullshit there which he will, I’m so intrigued for the next moves.

Pat can’t stop this, no matter how hard he oinks and follows him around twitter.
I know Justin irl and most of this is right. I talked to him on the phone and messanger sometimes. He did get trolled into responding to the Patrick guy. I think basically Justin cared more about how Patrick treated him for the response than the actual troll. Then Patrick inserted himself into the SFWA discussion so Justin pinned Patrick to his twitter letting him die on that hill as much as he wanted. btw I don't really think Patrick has much to do with the episode for what its worth. His podcast has covered a lot of pedos and hes worked with victims advocacy groups.

Not so fun facts. Not sure how much hes talked about it on the podcast but Justins stepfather sexually abused him and is locked away in some mental hospital in ohio. He nearly beat his stepdad to death. He actually did kill his stepdads rapist friend and it was ruled self defense. If you look up Timothy K Drowns arrest record it was when he was arrested for stalking in the early 2000s. Justins legal last name isnt Drown anymore because of it and his records been expunged. I might keep up on this thread so if you have any questions let me know.
 
There is no way Fatrick knows how to cook. The idea is almost as absurd as how fat he is.
Maybe we can get him to do a guest spot with Jack Scalfani. If nothing else watching those 2 get into a fight over who gets the most meat, grease, and salt would be funny. My money would be on Jack though, the wendigo what possesses him must feed after all.

ETA: Pat can teach Jack his pepperoni recipe.
 
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Guys like Fatrick never take time to reflect upon their mistakes, this is a common trait among cows.
It's also a common trait among Fatprick's orbiters, most notably Paul Weimer whose name has been mentioned quite a bit in recent days.

You might recall that after he took up for Fatprick in attempting to identify people exercising their right to criticize his lousy fiction, it was discovered, among other things, that "Prince Jvstin" had written "erotic" fiction in the late 1990s and published it to the alt.sex.stories UseNet group - and that the same "erotic" fiction with Paul himself as a Gary-Stu main character was featured only days later in an alt.sex.stories newsgroup posting among a group of other stories published to it, including one that featured sex acts between a sixteen-year-old and an eleven-year-old.

Paul did not write the story featuring the eleven-year-old and, contrary to what you may have heard, did not himself offer a review of it.

In April of 2022 he offer a backhanded "confession" on his Patreon that he'd once written "consensual" "erotic" fiction, but claimed he literally hadn't thought about it since it was posted in 1997 until sometime around its discovery and it being discussed in this thread and on the Other Fourm [:story:].

Your guess is as good as mine as to why he felt it necessary to use "consensual" as a qualifier with regard to his so-called "erotic" fiction, but the only thing he actually should be confessing - aside from that it is really lousy which, to his credit, he does - or apologizing for is that his dreck is not at all "erotic", is illustrative of the fact that he has no actual idea how real people engage in intimacy and features himself as a lame Gary-Stu.

Rather than actually reflect upon the fact that he was publishing to - and presumably consuming who knows what from - alt.sex.stories back in the late 90s which was filled with all sorts of crap such as some of the works reviewed along with his own, he pretends that ASSTR - the "Alt.Sex.Stories Repository", which has existed since the mid-late 90s, is some sort of johnny-come-lately "scuzzy" site he's never heard of rather than the place pretty much everything ever posted to alt.sex.stories is archived.

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Unless my own various searches missed it, there is no other site where his lousy "erotic" fiction can be viewed, or was ever hosted.

Notice the date he first published his Gary-Stu Trek fiction: May 7, 1997, and that the same story is listed along with "The Babysitter" as part of a group of stories reviewed by famed ASSTR user "Celeste" only days later. Did Paul object to having his story featured in such a review with another story featuring sex acts with an eleven-year-old? And that wasn't the first time his works showed up in such a set of reviews:

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Again, Paul isn't responsible for the writing/publishing of other people, nor is he responsible for anyone else giving favorable reviews to stories including depictions of sexual acts between minors, including incestuous acts between cousins, but don't tell me he didn't know this sort of stuff was being posted to alt.sex.stories [and archived on the nearly-as-old-as-his-postings asstr.org] or that these reviews existed. There is no record of him objecting to this content being featured in the same space as his own or that people were offering favorable reviews of his works and these others in the same breath.

As for him boasting that these works of his featured "consensual" sex acts, well... yes, that is true [and irrelevant] - though you can see for yourself that "Prince Jvstin" clearly has no qualms about consuming "erotic" fiction featuring non-consensual sex acts such as those described by the user "Ana" in the above screen shot which also shows "Paul Weimer" requesting access to a private archive of non-con "erotic" fiction over a decade ago [long before he began hurling stones from the steps of his glass house], and nearly fifteen years after his contributions to alt.sex.stories.

It's interesting, too, that one of his so-called "erotic" stories features himself - again, as Gary-Stu - hooking up with a woman during a "blackout" while he's on a west coast vacation; evidently he briefly lived with a woman on the west coast, and the relationship allegedly ended due to damage he caused to her car during an actual blackout. One wonders if the greatest factor contributing to the relationship ending wasn't him damaging her car, but posting "erotic" fiction loosely inspired by the actual relationship he was in - or because she woke up one day and realized she was in a relationship with Paul Weimer.
 
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B.Sc., S.Sc.

Bronze Swimming certificate, Silver Swimming certificate.

Is Fatrick like Arnold Rimmer?

In possession of swimming certificates despite not being able to swim?

Is the reason he is such an impossibly insufferable parody of a person that the only explanation is that he is a sleeper agent under cover so deep no one would ever suspect?
 
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