Any Oldfag stupid enough to not be able to safely recover their account is no oldfag. Enjoy your sticker!
The papers please motif is pretty snazzy, and an upgrade from forcing users to listen to Anthony Logatto's thanksgiving special as a social shibboleth.
Not my fault the email provider went caput as most lolcow websites at the same time didn't last more than a few years. 2013 was a way different time than now.
Protip for all born-again Farmers: use the Farms in the same way that did before. Your social credit score will eventually be restored to pre-September 2022 levels.
As much as it sucks to lose our accounts, I understand why Nool can't just go around taking people's tags off and reinstating old accounts, there are too many people who would use it as an opportunity to gayops. Besides, it is kind of our own faults. Whether you used a temp email or lost your password by drunk puking on your hard drive (a personal hobby of mine), if we'd done our due diligence we'd still have our other accounts. I'm no janny bootlicker, but this isn't their faults. Gayops happened, site got partially hacked, and a lot of users either forgot their email passwords or used temp accounts. It was the perfect storm of retardation.
Wow everyone is so nice, that must be why twitter users love this place.
