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Why are newfags getting tossed into a moderation queue? I know I'm too retarded to live for ignoring checking my confirmation email, but if other kiwis aren't subjected to my stupidity, why even live?
To reduce the chances of false flags and other crap.
 
How do post get approved? I posted in one and its up. I posted in another and its not up. Nup.. Nup.. Nup... Nup.. Nup....
I get it new fags are the scum of the earth, just curious are posts from new fags approved by moderator of the thread? or is it a timed ? yup.. yup.. yup.. yup...
 
How do post get approved? I posted in one and its up. I posted in another and its not up. Nup.. Nup.. Nup... Nup.. Nup....
I get it new fags are the scum of the earth, just curious are posts from new fags approved by moderator of the thread? or is it a timed ? yup.. yup.. yup.. yup...
Stop gimmick posting.
 
but what if they just wait for the queue period to end?
Then they had to expend a non-trivial amount of effort before they could post their terrorist bomb threat and now they have to start all over again with a new account to make a second one.
 
Make them write poems and songs glorifying the farms, it’s true and honest fans and dear leader in the style of North Korean propaganda.

‘The Farms will survive winter,
Flowers shall bloom in spring,
With thanks to our dear leader,
Endless praise we sing.
Dear leader is the sun in the sky,
He guides and he creates,
To our wretched enemies,
Say; cope seethe and dilate!’

This should be mandatory.
 
I'd like to see some sort of statistic of gayop attempts caught by the mod queue within the first week or so.
 
As much as waiting for the posts to be approved is annoying, I get it. Between all the lurkers the site has gathered over the past few months, plus all the retards who lost our accounts, there's a HUGE influx of new registrations, and I see how shit could get dicey if the jannies didn't keep their eyes peeled for a little while. I just feel bad for whichever poor soul has to read my retarded ramblings for approval.
 
Feels good to be back, ill just have to deal with faggots calling me a newfag for a while.


NIGG
 
Then they had to expend a non-trivial amount of effort before they could post their terrorist bomb threat and now they have to start all over again with a new account to make a second one.
Am i overestimating the patience of the average false flagger autist as being willing to go sleeper agent until their time arrives
 
I'm very disappointed the new registrations don't have a gigantic spinning star of david with glowing rainbow text spelling "NEWFAG" attached to each of their posts.
 
when the newfags register they have to tick a box that says "I am not here because the mainstream media told me this is the place to harass trannies" and then after they tick it and click 'register' another box pops up saying 'No really I promise I am not a mouthbreathing fucking retarded boomer that believes everything I see on the news and I didn't just come here to harass trannies because Taylor Lorenz told me this was the tranny-harassing website' and then when they click okay on that one a third box pops up and says 'I understand that this isn't a wink-wink nudge-nudge plausible deniability thing and if i get caught harassing trannies the people here will dox my entire family' and then once they tick okay on that one it finally lets them register, but before they can post anything a fourth box pops up and says 'I also understand that if I post my right-wing incel mass shooting manifesto here you guys will delete it out of spite'.
Didn’t see any checkbox

jokes aside: my previous account didn’t survive Null’s purge. I used a temp email like a normal fucking person. Yeah, I’m still pissed.
 
So there's no way to recover my old account if I was a retard and used a no longer accessible email address right?

Shit sucks.
 
Aaaah, fresh meat lmao.
I hope you guys will be entertaining, and welcome to the best site on the planet, expertly ooperated by known TERF crush, Jershua Moon.
How do post get approved? I posted in one and its up. I posted in another and its not up. Nup.. Nup.. Nup... Nup.. Nup....
I get it new fags are the scum of the earth, just curious are posts from new fags approved by moderator of the thread? or is it a timed ? yup.. yup.. yup.. yup...
Feels good to be a certified Kiwi Farms™ registered user.
 
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