Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

I’m going to regret asking this, but two years on kiwifarms hasn’t answered this question and under no circumstances will I be asking google.

How are there straight men so aroused by tits + cock but lose all interest after the chop? I always assumed those dudes just got truck stop bathroom blowies from trannies, so why does castrating themselves even affect the attraction? How are chaser’s seen as straight and not at least bisexual when the dick is as crucial as the tits/arse/legs etc? I used to assume it was like being prison gay but that doesn’t make sense either. What is going on with these chasers the trannies simultaneously despise yet revere as the ‘Best’ type of partner?

The only "straight" person I'm familiar with who specifically loves Gyrldique™ is comedian Jim Norton. If I had to theorize why (because I, too, am not interested in IRL testing), consider the following: A natal woman's sex drive is different than men and their orgasm is elusive, more of a challenge to attain, and — aside from audible cues and maybe some convulsing (of which is subjected to being faked) — there's no way of knowing if they actually came. Having removed those features, but keeping the physicality (to an extent) and mannerisms (to an extent), a chick with a dick guarantees sex on demand with the obvious signs of physical stimulation (erection) and orgasm (ejaculation). Can't fake either of those. Accordingly, since men are visual creatures, all of those features would be a turn on with someone who has those proclivities.

A Troon who has undergone SRS effectively (and ironically) becomes worse than a natal woman (because they not only adopted those undesired features, but also inherited (mostly unbeknownst to them) the curse that shredded flesh, rearranged nerves, a lower sex drive (because no balls = no T = no desire to coom), and scar tissue doesn't rock the same as a natal vagina), and is a far cry from a natal penis. So, basically, sex with a Troon is performative. And although there's a lot of cope posting of having these "full body orgasms" we all know that they're overstating, at best, or outright lying, at worst.

Basically Jim and folks like him like sucking boobs while also jerking a peen because they see the apparent results, and this is at the core of what turns them on.

And its not gay at all cuz...

Honestly, I think these people would technically count as bisexual, even if they don't identify as such.
(I mean, the MtFs identify as women, that doesn't make them women... Some guys identify as straight, it doesn't make them straight.)

Even if they wouldn't fuck a 'normal' dude, that just means they have a type. Not every gay guy wants to fuck every single kind of guy, a lot have specific 'types' they're attracted to.

I think its a physical manifestation of engaging in bisexuality in one package. But, of course, men like Jim won't see it that way because if the Troon actually feels like a woman, then so they are (right...?).

Edit; so as to not double post (because I'm a serial poster)

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Lucas is a gay male jerkop and I do not wish him a good day.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

Michael Bailey defines GAMPs as men with an unusual form of heterosexuality rather than bisexual.

So you don't misunderstand my intention, I did read the rest of your post and agree with much of it. However, I have to interject that the reason he defines it this way is because he has to, because the whole field of sexology is pozzed with John Money's ideas about "gender identity". If he said anything to the effect of "There are no chicks with dicks, just men with tits, and a man who is attracted to another man's penis is ipso facto a faggot." his articles would never pass peer review.
The GAMPs seem to be attracted to other male features troons have, such as their male-shaped heads and broad shoulders, so as far as I can see they really do want men with tits.

 

[Telemeter]

Either one of the following tweets would've been enough to push Keffals over the edge if this was mid Depression Arc in November.
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[A] Sorry Keffals but you lack the necessary parts for Denims.

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[A] Say goodbye to that Twitter checkmark Keffals.

Oh yeah, and I watched a bit of Keffals stream yesterday, it seems Keffals is moving towards trying to do what Vaush does, clearly defined segments for the purposes of making it easier to edit for Youtube. Keffals even has 2 different chat/screen configurations that is switched to in order to do these segments, after which the chat/cam are moved back to their usual livestream positions.
There's once again another push to try to get regular Youtube content put out.

Now if only Keffals is somehow able to develop a motor mouth with a rich kid pseudo-intellectual accent instead of sticking to his current 70% blank stare dead air and an obviously male vocal fry monotone, he might have something going.

Unfortunately the fact that Keffals, who looks like an aberration, is actually harder to look at than Vaush, who is just some fat guy, might prove to be a challenge.

 

[kludge]

I cannot wait until Lucas gang of groomed children tries posting in here

Good luck, Kiwibros

Last time something like this happened we got to see this thread about Orson Zedd - a fat pedophile that spends his free time defending trannies and jerking off to Donkey Kong related media. I really recommend skimming through it to see what the average Lucas simp looks like; fat, extremely autistic, and of course, a self described pedophile.

 

[F13 Key]

So this troon had some massive twitter sperg thread over Luke. [A]



This whole thing seems to have been the result of some keffals stan calling followers of Jai, a True and Honest Troon Enemy of keffals, "flying monkeys".



Of course, this caused an inevitable "DATS WACIST" chimpout between the two troon armies when the word "monkey" was uttered to reference those of the terminally online negro persuasion. One side defending the honor of Jai, the other side all keffals stans attacking him. Troon OP then had the above collapse into pathetic white guilt, because as a white devil, she must flagellate herself online daily to appease the sensibilities of black people who don't even care unless she's sending benjamins to their CashApp.

It seems like every black troon on twitter and their orbiters have all been completely turned against Luke and want his head on a spike. Meanwhile everyone in Luke's orbit has been brainwashed to hate this Jai person, who seems to be a bit of a lolcalf himself.



Jai really hates Luke and can't seem to go one day without having a chimpout over him. This all seems to be jealousy, as Luke grifted 100 grand and didn't share any of it with Jai to spend on cheesesteaks or football tickets.



Luke's followers running gay ops by they/them'ing a she/her on their gimmick account to create seething.

Half his tweets seem to be sperging about Luke, the rest are him begging for money or retweeting himself. Constantly retweeting your weeks or months old own online arguing with people is the textbook definition of "unhealthy fixation", I'd think.



Cow crossovering Matt the Nerdskull, another faggot keffals simp. Also the troon lawyer.

Jai and the "pawg patrol" seem to almost be worthy of their own thread at this point. They provide a never-ending amount of entertainment in their collective hate for Luke, when not begging for money or blaming everything bad in the universe on whitey.

 

[Markass the Worst]

So this troon had some massive twitter sperg thread over Luke. [A]

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This whole thing seems to have been the result of some keffals stan calling followers of Jai, a True and Honest Troon Enemy of keffals, "flying monkeys".

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Of course, this caused an inevitable "DATS WACIST" chimpout between the two troon armies when the word "monkey" was uttered to reference those of the terminally online negro persuasion. One side defending the honor of Jai, the other side all keffals stans attacking him. Troon OP then had the above collapse into pathetic white guilt, because as a white devil, she must flagellate herself online daily to appease the sensibilities of black people who don't even care unless she's sending benjamins to their CashApp.

It seems like every black troon on twitter and their orbiters have all been completely turned against Luke and want his head on a spike. Meanwhile everyone in Luke's orbit has been brainwashed to hate this Jai person, who seems to be a bit of a lolcalf himself.

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Jai really hates Luke and can't seem to go one day without having a chimpout over him. This all seems to be jealousy, as Luke grifted 100 grand and didn't share any of it with Jai to spend on cheesesteaks or football tickets.

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Luke's followers running gay ops by they/them'ing a she/her on their gimmick account to create seething.

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Half his tweets seem to be sperging about Luke, the rest are him begging for money or retweeting himself. Constantly retweeting your weeks or months old own online arguing with people is the textbook definition of "unhealthy fixation", I'd think.

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Cow crossovering Matt the Nerdskull, another faggot keffals simp. Also the troon lawyer.

Jai and the "pawg patrol" seem to almost be worthy of their own thread at this point. They provide a never-ending amount of entertainment in their collective hate for Luke, when not begging for money or blaming everything bad in the universe on whitey.

I can't decide who is more pathetic. To me it's a twisted sense of priorites when your biggest problem with Luke is that he said "nigger" once and not the child grooming, the pedophilia, the catboy ranch, the DIY HRT or any of the other sick shit he's done. Jai is almost a-logging now with how much he's sperging about Lucas.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

I always found it weird to put that much emotional energy into a person you don't know. I get that there may be people whose values and ideologies may not align with yours, and they may even be vocal and in-your-face about it. However, no one deserves that much head space or emotional energy, especially if the feelings aren't even mutual. Musk isn't thinking about you, bro. I believe this voluntary suffering of unrequited feelings is a vestige of being an Incel.

Twitter (Edit: and Twitch, and OnlyFans, and others) is/(are) the home of parasocial relationships. People with a shitty upbringing, childhood, mental issues, etc. would sometimes become internet-addicted coomers with very little tethering them to the real world. As such, the internet is their real life. Thus, Elon Musk buying Twitter, removing someone's eFriends from the board, and generally threatening to change the status quo is functionally the same to these pathetic individuals as a dictator taking over their country, killing their family, and bulldozing their cul-de-sac. While for some it may be performative, for others, Twitter and the internet as it is now is their social circle, community, babysitter, teacher, and home.

It's really quite sad.

 

[Punished Neco]

[A]
Keffals is going to go live soon to discuss the LOTT owner having her face reveal leaked somehow.
I'm sure Keffals wouldn't be stupid enough to show their face on Twitch would they? Would that be Twitch ban worthy?

Maybe Keffals is deliberately attempting to get a temp ban from Twitch in order to try to drum up outrage/clout. I know the Twitch subs no longer cover the apartment rent (~$2400 pcm).

 

[F13 Key]

I can't decide who is more pathetic. To me it's a twisted sense of priorites when your biggest problem with Luke is that he said "nigger" once and not the child grooming, the pedophilia, the catboy ranch, the DIY HRT or any of the other sick shit he's done. Jai is almost a-logging now with how much he's sperging about Lucas.

He's going into a total a-logging meltdown right now.

Just a nonstop spergfight with Lucas fans on twitter. Fortunately as long as they're at their keyboards flailing at one another like retarded ritalin addled-toddlers, they aren't luring teenagers into their discords.

Islamic troon lewd ahead.

Spoiler: Islamic troon lewd ahead.

I couldn't even begin to describe how to begin hating on this "queen".



The cow crossovers are turning this shit into a stampede. Jarlent, "former kiwifarms", another keffals stan. Known for living in filth with his numerous and unfortunate cats, and for going into vendetta mode over Nick Rekieta.

The face of a typical keffals stan, whose terminal failures bring him to this, the lowest point one can reach in life, white knighting for Lucas.

 

[F13 Key]

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[A]
Keffals is going to go live soon to discuss the LOTT owner having her face reveal leaked somehow.
I'm sure Keffals wouldn't be stupid enough to show their face on Twitch would they? Would that be Twitch ban worthy?

Maybe Keffals is deliberately attempting to get a temp ban from Twitch in order to try to drum up outrage/clout. I know the Twitch subs no longer cover the apartment rent (~$2400 pcm).

That's exactly what he's doing. He's droning on, slowly, with his usual dead air pausing, about how important it is people know what she looks like. He's probably going to get a temp ban for clout and to try push people over to his whiteleaf site where he doesn't have to pay twitch a cut on donations.

"Ratios are not useful, they don't do anything" - at least he admitted it.

 

[AnOminous]

On a different note. I'm glad this guy changed his absolutely horrific profile picture that he had during the DKF saga.

Remember they want to "protect" trans kids by cutting their dicks off and raping them.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Remember they want to "protect" trans kids by cutting their dicks off and raping them.

I mean... That's gonna protect their virginity forever.

 

[AnOminous]

Jai and the "pawg patrol" seem to almost be worthy of their own thread at this point. They provide a never-ending amount of entertainment in their collective hate for Luke, when not begging for money or blaming everything bad in the universe on whitey.

No Jai ever called me a terrorist.

 

[F13 Key]

"JK Rowling open your DMs, I wanna cum" just exited his mouth on stream. I never imagined I'd hear those words strung together in that order. I'm sure Joanne hasn't either, unless she's planning on writing another detective novel with a psychotic troon serial killer where she makes herself the protagonist.

 

[Kees H]

"JK Rowling open your DMs, I wanna cum" just exited his mouth on stream. I never imagined I'd hear those words strung together in that order. I'm sure Joanne hasn't either, unless she's planning on writing another detective novel with a psychotic troon serial killer where she makes herself the protagonist.

Jesus christ what a hopeless coomer Lucas is.

 

[lrresistable]

Entire video is basically Lucas ranting about how much he hates Musk and for some reason he REALLY hates him.

Yeah you don't need to watch, only have the slightest inkling of who he is as a person.

If anyone with abit of following on Twitter talked shit about him (normal users just get blocked), or had even just the most mild bit of criticism (Destiny lmao),
or like most people, individually formed & came to express negative opinions about him as a person, judging based on the abject void that passes as his "content of character."

He would come after you with the JIDF styled agp Twitter Troon Defence Forces (TTDF) which inspired the "I will not stop until KiwiFarms is dead & buried in the ground" rhetoric and try level institutional power against you.

That would extend outwards beyond the platform, if you were a content creator on Youtube, you kept your mouth shut. If you were a normal person he might try find where you work and harass your employer. I think Keffals once said he wants us all to be unemployed NEETs like he was, with no voice or place in society. And it's important to note he tried to run for public office, and made attempts for political power in government.

He enjoyed playing the victim, as it always got him effective results. He would portray himself as one, despite generally being left-wing Ethan Ralph but taller and missing 2 inches. This no longer posts the same results, but the $100K in grift money gives him no reason to stop.

His power on the bird app platform is gone. You can go into his comments, call him an ass-ravaged troon, nothing will happen. He hates Musk because he took away his institutional power and routed the TTDF ideologues working at Twitter. Also likely autisticly seething about losing a twitter checkmark, which is seen as a status symbol in his circles, and bot-banning, since much of his follower count is made up of bots.

 

[Peppor]

I see Lucas is finally hitting 1k, although it's probably because he has Libs of TikTok face reveal as the tittle of his stream. She's still a real woman Lucas, something you'll never be.

 

[coomer mcgee]

So you don't misunderstand my intention, I did read the rest of your post and agree with much of it. However, I have to interject that the reason he defines it this way is because he has to, because the whole field of sexology is pozzed with John Money's ideas about "gender identity". If he said anything to the effect of "There are no chicks with dicks, just men with tits, and a man who is attracted to another man's penis is ipso facto a faggot." his articles would never pass peer review.
The GAMPs seem to be attracted to other male features troons have, such as their male-shaped heads and broad shoulders, so as far as I can see they really do want men with tits.

My take on it is that GAMPs (people attracted to both boobs and dick) are at least bisexual but never heterosexual. Any man that likes dick is somewhat gay. GAMPism exists across a spectrum, like the Kinsey scale, located within the bisexuality spectrum. It's possible to be attracted to dick but not masculinity. There's a sliding scale of how much masculinity a GAMP is willing to put up with in order to achieve said dick. This results in both the ""heterosexual"" GAMPs attracted to feminine-looking men & feminine-looking (impossible) trannies and then the classic chasers, GAMPs who'll hit on any and every tranny including the bricks with linebacker shoulders because they are likely just repressed gay or bisexual (still gay) men.

 

[Brutality]

this guy is just completely desperate for any sort of approval, even if it's from random trannies on discord.

a face only a mother could love.

this exchange was completely unprompted, coming from the same people who wanted the police to prosecute and convict every kiwi farmer of "cyberstalking" or whatever