حلال Alan Michael White / Orson Zedd / Regulus Youmans / Nintenfreak / nintfjr - A time capsule opens revealing Chris's long lost twin. Donkey Kong incest fetishist, opsec expert, ontologically paedophilic.

aviationSatan said:
He is also active again on reddit, which leads me to believe the Mastodon account also belongs to him.

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lol, surely by choice

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Complaining about shit again

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Offering his opinion on every single topic in existence as usual, while still living with his aging parents at 30 & is a confirmed pedophile

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posting fiery questions on the autism subreddit
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Minor power level and a bit MATI but as a massive autist how in the fucking world can a belt cause a sensory issue? A belt is one of the least complex articles of clothing out there especially since you do not need to tie it or anything, how in the fuck is it a problem for literally anyone that has two even somewhat working hands? The only shit that should realistically cause sensory overloads are large quantities of things, large crowds or loud noises not a fucking belt. Good thing he isn't a troon or woman cause he would never be able to handle a bra.
 
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Mysterious Autist XX said:
Minor power level and a bit MATI but as a massive autist how in the fucking world can a belt cause a sensory issue? A belt is one of the least complex articles of clothing out there especially since you do not need to tie it or anything, how in the fuck is it a problem for literally anyone that has two even somewhat working hands? The only shit that should realistically cause sensory overloads are large quantities of things, large crowds or loud noises not a fucking belt. Good thing he isn't a troon or woman cause he would never be able to handle a bra.
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I can imagine that some really sensitive autists might be sensitive to the clanging of metal buckles, especially if they're too loose.

I'm more baffled at how Alan managed to spend more than $250 on a pair of pants. That better be some really luxurious and high end shit.
 
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Mysterious Autist XX said:
Minor power level and a bit MATI but as a massive autist how in the fucking world can a belt cause a sensory issue? A belt is one of the least complex articles of clothing out there especially since you do not need to tie it or anything, how in the fuck is it a problem for literally anyone that has two even somewhat working hands? The only shit that should realistically cause sensory overloads are large quantities of things, large crowds or loud noises not a fucking belt. Good thing he isn't a troon or woman cause he would never be able to handle a bra.
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He hates how his overhanging gut rubs against the top of a belt buckle. It's a sensory overload for him in the same way Chris use to wrap rags or whatever on the back of his medallion chain so it wouldn't rub his neck in a way that set off his 'tism.
 
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make_it_so said:
I'm more baffled at how Alan managed to spend more than $250 on a pair of pants. That better be some really luxurious and high end shit.
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It's not high end, it's just that Alan is so fat that whenever he buys pants, he has to buy wholesale. There's now a shortage of sails for ships in his local area.
 
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Juhlonduss said:
He hates how his overhanging gut rubs against the top of a belt buckle.
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If this is the case, the tard just needs to tuck in his shirt. If he can't even do that, he needs to lose enough weight to then be able to tuck in his shirt comfortably.

Also why is the belt being too wide an issue? Is it the general look of them, or does the wideness remind him he's a fatass?
 
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Kari Kamiya said:
If this is the case, the tard just needs to tuck in his shirt. If he can't even do that, he needs to lose enough weight to then be able to tuck in his shirt comfortably.

Also why is the belt being too wide an issue? Is it the general look of them, or does the wideness remind him he's a fatass?
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The wider it is, the more it digs into his gunt. There's a reason a lot of hardcore fat autists wear their trouser waists over their gut.

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make_it_so said:
Looks like either he or Mastodon.Social are blocking other instances from seeing what he's posting, probably so he doesn't get bullied by racist anime avatars.
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m.s. bans poa.st for "hate speech" (I guess they had no problem with the loli).
Stabmaster Arson II said:
Who fucking knows. Something doesn't add up though.
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Well, for one, he was probably the one with the pants. This is one of the most reddit "someone who totally isn't me" posts I ever saw.
Mysterious Autist XX said:
The only shit that should realistically cause sensory overloads are large quantities of things, large crowds or loud noises not a fucking belt.
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It's probably just physically uncomfortable not because of some bullshit "sensory overload" but just because he's a grotesquely obese fat fuck.
 
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Vott said:
Alan gets into a slapfight with a couple people on Reddit over Pokemon (https://archive.ph/NvpcD)
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"If you weren't homo/transphobic, you wouldn't have an issue with Grusha being a prettyboy." So I guess he doesn't care that Grusha's backstory and personality isn't remotely reflected in his appearance because it gets a troon's rocks off? Seriously, I had to do a double-take when I found out he was washed-up and hasn't done competition snowboarding for years since before the player character was even born. You're telling me that Grusha's at least 30, hasn't taken care of himself remotely, and Alan still believes it's possible to be a heckin' valid femboy in spite of that. I guess "fat fuck eating fishsticks on the slopes" would have hit too close to home.
 
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