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[Dylan]

Elon is neither a shitposter or a redpilled guy, he's very much a normie and he's deep within the matrix, what makes him different is his mental fortitude to not being influenced by gaslighting of screeching cluster B's, his consciousness sits solidly in reality.
A regular normie can be easily gaslighted into believing the sun is blue.

 

[a sniggering niggard]

Unless Elon Musk is secretly a farmer, there is literally nobody on this site who is even capable of “burning down the asylum”, unless by which you mean literally torching Twitter’s servers (in Minecraft of course).

Unless you have some vested interest in maintaining the previous status quo at Twitter, what problem could you possibly have with pointing and laughing at someone else burning down the asylum?

I mean tbf I also find it 100% plausible that he’s purposely schitzo baiting, that absolutely is something he’d do to fuck with them. Like lol, what the fuck are they gonna do? Cry about it on Twitter?

What's musk gonna accomplish by driving all the troons and journos from twitter? It's gonna turn into gab/parler/whatever the fuck, advertisers will leave and it will be as good as dead. Nobody wants to look for lolcows on fuckin mastodon or some shit, we want them out in the open. So yes, you could say I have a vested interest. He's got (paid for) a unique chance to reshape global discourse and instead he's fucking around with the platform and tweeting inane shit like "My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci" Hurr fuckin durr, you really showed em.

I'll say this again, torching twitter (indirectly and metaphorically of course) achieves nothing but a few cheap laughs. It's not good enough.

 

[McCain's Brain Tumor]

Elon is neither a shitposter or a redpilled guy, he's very much a normie and he's deep within the matrix, what makes him different is his mental fortitude to not being influenced by gaslighting of screeching cluster B's, his consciousness sits solidly in reality.
A regular normie can be easily gaslighted into believing the sun is blue.

Having "fuck you" money is also a major contributor in that it makes him (almost) uncancellable.

 

[Gar For Archer]

What's musk gonna accomplish by driving all the troons and journos from twitter? It's gonna turn into gab/parler/whatever the fuck, advertisers will leave and it will be as good as dead. Nobody wants to look for lolcows on fuckin mastodon or some shit, we want them out in the open. So yes, you could say I have a vested interest. He's got (paid for) a unique chance to reshape global discourse and instead he's fucking around with the platform and tweeting inane shit like "My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci" Hurr fuckin durr, you really showed em.

I'll say this again, torching twitter (indirectly and metaphorically of course) achieves nothing but a few cheap laughs. It's not good enough.

The advertiser boycott lasted all of about a weekend. Most of them are already back.

Twitter isn’t going to become Parler/Gab because the problem with “alt-tech” is that normies will never use them.

But guess what? Normies are already on Twitter (always have been), and by and large are not affected by Elon’s antics. At least, not to the point that they’ll leave the platform en masse. If they do end up leaving Twitter, it’ll be because the next iteration of Twitter Blue seriously fucks with UX or content quality/discoverability. This might come as a shock to you, but the average normie is not going to stop using Twitter because Elon shitposted a bit too hard for their liking. Unless he does something that directly negatively impacts their everyday user experience, they will stay. The only people leaving because of Elon are the cancerous woketards that ruined the site in the first place, and even most of them will be back within a month when they realize they can’t get the same dopamine hit from their hundreds of followers on their shitty alt platforms.

 

[a sniggering niggard]

Not sure about that buddy. Normies are mostly on twitter to follow/interact with their favorite author/journo/"content creator" and usually do what they are told. That's how normies work, your boss tells you to put pronouns in your email signature, you bend over. So when musk crosses some imaginary line, a couple hundred celebs well "spontaneously" get up and go somewhere else *and tell all their followers to follow suit. What do you think happens then?

 

[AnOminous]

What's musk gonna accomplish by driving all the troons and journos from twitter?

Nobody gives a single shit about clickbait shitjournos whining about Gamergate in 2022, and if they notice the troons are gone at all, they'll just be glad they're no longer harassed by dickless perverts for calling a man he.

So when musk crosses some imaginary line, a couple hundred celebs well "spontaneously" get up and go somewhere else *and tell all their followers to follow suit.

And when exactly is that going to happen? Hundreds of them have shrieked about leaving since he took over and less than 2% actually have.

 

[DumbDude43]

So when musk crosses some imaginary line, a couple hundred celebs well "spontaneously" get up and go somewhere else *and tell all their followers to follow suit. What do you think happens then?

remember all those people in 2015 who were like "if trump wins i'm totally moving to canada!"
this is the same. neither beyonce and kim kardashian, nor their millions of brainless normie fans are going to abandon twitter and move to poa.st because tesla man bad.

 

[Mothra1988]

What's musk gonna accomplish by driving all the troons and journos from twitter? It's gonna turn into gab/parler/whatever the fuck, advertisers will leave and it will be as good as dead. Nobody wants to look for lolcows on fuckin mastodon or some shit, we want them out in the open. So yes, you could say I have a vested interest. He's got (paid for) a unique chance to reshape global discourse and instead he's fucking around with the platform and tweeting inane shit like "My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci" Hurr fuckin durr, you really showed em.

I'll say this again, torching twitter (indirectly and metaphorically of course) achieves nothing but a few cheap laughs. It's not good enough.

Not sure about that buddy. Normies are mostly on twitter to follow/interact with their favorite author/journo/"content creator" and usually do what they are told. That's how normies work, your boss tells you to put pronouns in your email signature, you bend over. So when musk crosses some imaginary line, a couple hundred celebs well "spontaneously" get up and go somewhere else *and tell all their followers to follow suit. What do you think happens then?

So where is this cave you've been living in since 2011 where "troons and journos on Twitter" have had no negative effect on the internet or the world at large? These people fucking ruined the internet and the lives of plenty of real people. Fuck they tried to ruin this website and almost succeeded.

"Who cares if Constantinople falls, the Romans can just go build somewhere else." LOL. Yeah sure, they can try, but this was their fucking main base fortified by years and years of building with celbutards, journoscum, politicians, glowniggers all coming together where the SJWS and troons could trumpet their narratives at normals and even destroy the lives of normalfags and get away with it. There was no other place like this with so much fortified cancer that actually had reach into the real world. Going to fucking Mastadon isn't a 1 to 1 replacement. It's humongous step down. Nobody not terminally on the internet even knows what mastadon is. This was a big deal.

 

[McCain's Brain Tumor]

Not sure about that buddy. Normies are mostly on twitter to follow/interact with their favorite author/journo/"content creator" and usually do what they are told. That's how normies work, your boss tells you to put pronouns in your email signature, you bend over. So when musk crosses some imaginary line, a couple hundred celebs well "spontaneously" get up and go somewhere else *and tell all their followers to follow suit. What do you think happens then?

Just like how CBS News quit Twitter, right? Oh wait...

 

[moocow]

ITT way too many people take obvious bait from a brand new account that literally joined yesterday...

 

[a sniggering niggard]

Moving to Canada isn't the same as switching a fucking social media website, and Twitter isn't a fortress on top of the Bosporus Strait. Seriously, some of you must think Ben Garrison cartoons are too confusing.

The fediverse is some real autism, nobody's going there but you'd need like.... 100 devs tops to spin up something similar to twitter, and I'm being generous here. Once a cascade starts and people notice their friends leaving, the bird site is done, myspace died the same way. Do we seriously need more people leaving a public forum and moving into echo chambers? Is owning the libs for a couple weeks a good price?

Tell me again what the fuck is the point of the CEO tweeting dumb inflammatory shit and changing features daily. You can reverse the bans and tone down the censorship without being antagonistic. I agree the troons and their weirdo allies did some tangible damage in the last decade or so. There's a chance to fix some of it, but antivaxx dogwhistles just ain't it, chief.

 

[Vic Smackey]

Moving to Canada isn't the same as switching a fucking social media website, and Twitter isn't a fortress on top of the Bosporus Strait. Seriously, some of you must think Ben Garrison cartoons are too confusing.

The fediverse is some real autism, nobody's going there but you'd need like.... 100 devs tops to spin up something similar to twitter, and I'm being generous here. Once a cascade starts and people notice their friends leaving, the bird site is done, myspace died the same way. Do we seriously need more people leaving a public forum and moving into echo chambers? Is owning the libs for a couple weeks a good price?

Tell me again what the fuck is the point of the CEO tweeting dumb inflammatory shit and changing features daily. You can reverse the bans and tone down the censorship without being antagonistic. I agree the troons and their weirdo allies did some tangible damage in the last decade or so. There's a chance to fix some of it, but antivaxx dogwhistles just ain't it, chief.

I'm sorry you lost your propaganda platform.

 

[AnotherPleb]

Null made a mistake reopening registration.

 

[Mothra1988]

Once a cascade starts and people notice their friends leaving, the bird site is done, myspace died the same way.

Good, faggot. How is this a bad thing?

Do we seriously need more people leaving a public forum and moving into echo chambers? Is owning the libs for a couple weeks a good price?

When these idiots were in their echo chambers instead of a CIA endorsed propaganda tool used to cudgel normals, normals weren't chopping their children's breasts and dicks off due to a new age fashion trend, so yes that would be preferable.

But yeah, maybe you are baiting like moocow said. "Owning the libs" is too fucking on the nose. Try harder.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Go back to reddit you dumb fucking nigger.

 

[a sniggering niggard]

Go back to reddit you dumb fucking nigger.

I think I'll stay, it's fun here

 

[AgendaPoster]

Moving to Canada isn't the same as switching a fucking social media website, and Twitter isn't a fortress on top of the Bosporus Strait. Seriously, some of you must think Ben Garrison cartoons are too confusing.

The fediverse is some real autism, nobody's going there but you'd need like.... 100 devs tops to spin up something similar to twitter, and I'm being generous here. Once a cascade starts and people notice their friends leaving, the bird site is done, myspace died the same way. Do we seriously need more people leaving a public forum and moving into echo chambers? Is owning the libs for a couple weeks a good price?

Tell me again what the fuck is the point of the CEO tweeting dumb inflammatory shit and changing features daily. You can reverse the bans and tone down the censorship without being antagonistic. I agree the troons and their weirdo allies did some tangible damage in the last decade or so. There's a chance to fix some of it, but antivaxx dogwhistles just ain't it, chief.

We warned that normalizing troonery and trying to force vaccinations through mandates which were severe in parts of Europe or in US Army/corporations will lead to a harsh reactionary payback.
People would simply not listen.
Shitlibs and progressives thought that they will own corporations forever and will make the rules eternally.
There is no cozy middleground of "sanity". There are just cycles of action reaction and struggles between extremes. Elon and twitter are actually center lolberts, if you think they are truly right wing you're misguided and brainwashed by years of mainstream where you lost contact with people on the right.
More reactionary politics will occur. If you thought Roe v Wade was catastrophic, wait until they get rid of fag marriage, which yes, guess what, it's not sacred and not immutable, and very new.
And after that, they'll realize that destroying freedom of association under National Guard threat during the 60s was also an authoritarian, bad move, which it was.
So keep your pantsu on and enjoy the ride.

 

[a sniggering niggard]

We warned that normalizing troonery and trying to force vaccinations through mandates which were severe in parts of Europe or in US Army/corporations will lead to a harsh reactionary payback.
People would simply not listen.
Shitlibs and progressives thought that they will own corporations forever and will make the rules eternally.
There is no cozy middleground of "sanity". There are just cycles of action reaction and struggles between extremes. Elon and twitter are actually center lolberts, if you think they are truly right wing you're misguided and brainwashed by years of mainstream where you lost contact with people on the right.
More reactionary politics will occur. If you thought Roe v Wade was catastrophic, wait until they get rid of fag marriage, which yes, guess what, it's not sacred and not immutable, and very new.
And after that, they'll realize that destroying freedom of association under National Guard threat during the 60s was also an authoritarian, bad move, which it was.
So keep your pantsu on and enjoy the ride.

Holy fuck a coherent train of thought.

Yeah neolib with some "lolbert" tendencies sounds about right to me. He's trolling most of the time so it's impossible to really tell.

I think there is such a thing as a middle ground, This algorithm-driven engagement-at-all-costs shit that resulted in echo chambers is brand new, on a historic scale. I remember the internet being mostly sane, and I'm not even old. Fuck me, all I want is to call someone a faggot online (not just here) and just have a laugh about it instead of it being literal violence punishable by law. He owns twitter now, he can just tell the jannies to chill the fuck out, unban a bunch of people and stop suppressing right wing shit. That's all, just stop sperging out and maybe we can have at least one public forum free of all kinds of faggotry.

BTW, fag marriage is here to stay, at least for a while, DOMA is kaput as of today.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I think I'll stay, it's fun here

Don't let yourself get bullied, you're right.

Ultimately Twitter has inertia so it's not going to happen suddenly, but Musk has owned Twitter for...two and a half months now? We'll see October of 2023 how the cute little performance he's putting on to make retards seal clap actually stick.
Either things will start sliding back, or eventually some hot new service will pop out of nowhere like tends to happen.

In a thread like this you'll see a lot of the kind of people who'd be using Twitter if they were allowed, so you know they don't actually have the impulse control to hold off their judgement or practice rational skepticism.

He owns twitter now, he can just tell the jannies to chill the fuck out, unban a bunch of people and stop suppressing right wing shit. That's all, just stop sperging out and maybe we can have at least one public forum free of all kinds of faggotry.

Yeah, but like I said above, I'm certain what he's doing is less about trying to actually run a site and more about showmanship and trying to develop his personal mythology. It's meant to impress the kind of mental defectives who go "OMG HE BANNED LOLI OMG SO MANY CHANGES SO BASED DEGENERATE LIBS OWNED".

 

[AgendaPoster]

Holy fuck a coherent train of thought.

This is the most cozy and fun website. The media and twitter spergs are spreading a LOT of lies about KF and its users. We do have autists, but a lot of autism is just fun shitposting. People do get bored of seriousposting all the time, you gotta be a self-deprecating retard and get stupid from time to time.