Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Piggy is trying to be noticed by a special someone...

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Mr Moonface said:
 Piggy is trying to be noticed by a special someone...

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This revolting thought occurred to me so I must share it. Patrick Tomlinson wishes he were Frank Wu...

Think about it: Frank Wu works in a real sciences-adjacent field. He has tons of money. He drives fast cars. He's married to a shambling golem who willingly turned his own penis into pepperoni. And he won a Hugo for worst fan art. I bet the mere thought of that munchkin turns Patrick yellow with envy.
 
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Random Twitter user politely disagrees with Patrick about Elon Musk. Pat calls them a book burning supporter:
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Random Twitter user begins to speculate that Patrick's scifi fabulism is impacting his sanity:
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Random Twitter user is freaked out by Patrick and blocks him, thwarting Patrick's attempt to QT them:
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Wait, Pat has hidden a reply here. What did it say?
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When I first saw this thread, I couldn't imagine why it could have 1331 pages. I'm beginning to understand now.
 
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Patrick is genuinely the most unlikeable person I've ever heard of. I can't think of a single redeeming factor he displays. Except for the fact that if he were to die, the disappearance of African children would stop in his neighborhood. I genuinely hope he drives his two-stroke Mustang into a wall and it explodes.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
I think Patirck personally is safe in that case, no one would believe a man this fat could fit on a plane to hijack it.
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Hush child, basically academic about to drop some truth bombs.

There was no hijacking, Pat was just on a tour of WTC and his gravitational field pulled the airplanes in. Disprove that, sheeple
 
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An automatic clown said:
As always, Pat can never let the idiots win !
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As Pat looked at the beam of whitey-gold light clearly coming from SpaceX HQ he thought: "What does it mean? Is this a Message?"

He gained all his strenght to stand up and close the blinds. "Not today, Elmo." he says while huffing and puffing
 
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FATrick Tomlinson really feels the need to WEIGH in on everything, doesn't he? One would think he could just take it on the CHINS and accept his defeat. Perhaps one day he'll pay a HEFTY price for his PIGheadedness, but until then I'm sure he'll continue to smear his HOGwash far and WIDE. A shame really, I once thought he might take a LARGE step back and reconsider the DENSITY of his flaws. Alas, it would seem he's too THICK skulled to see the SCALE of his woes. Still, let's pray the Lord deLIVERs him from the Atalkers and into His VAST love and care.
 
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