Don'tAnalizeMeBro!
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Maybe the court called The Gunt and, having flashbacks to having to trot Momma Ralph to dialisys told them to "eat a dick". So the court just figured they called at a bad time.
Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs
- Thread starter Sam Losco
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Dear Mr. Vickers,
Nigga shut up you're gonna lose again and Ralph will shit on your head.
Sincerely,
Everyone
Nigga shut up you're gonna lose again and Ralph will shit on your head.
Sincerely,
Everyone
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I hope the Judge smacks the shit out of him for talking this way. It's not a good look even if he's in the right. No judge wants his courtroom used as an instrument in a white trash vendetta with someone smug posting about it on social media.
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Ralph and Vickers being the same petty fat guy arguing over the internet is hilarious. If Ralph didn’t have access to the internet and kept his drinking under control he could’ve grown up to be Vickers
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Imagine the level of self awareness Vickers must have that he genuinely believes that he lives in Ralph's head and not the other way around.
You are supposed to use the legal system as a way to obtain relief you deserve, not to harass people you dislike. Even when those people are personally detestable in their own ways.
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They both live in each other's heads, like some fat, gay ouroboros of autism.
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Correct, but the difference is that with Ralph's head I have to assume there's some sort of a timeshare arrangement given the number of feuds that Ralph has.
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It's hard to believe Ralph actually wants anything to do with Lil Xannie but given Vickers' track record I assume Ralph will have full custody by the end of the year
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Given Vickers' track record Ethan will have full custody of him and his wife by the end of this.
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Even if his crusade is righteous and justified, he has to portray himself in the dumbest and spergiest tryhard manner possible. This entire tree of spergery could have just been one tweet. "Legal document riddled with spelling errors and grammatical mistakes mailed to the wrong person, stupid client finds lazy attorney."
See, that's funny and captures everything.
Histrionic, troon behaviour.
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Matt Vickers is simultaneously Ralph's greatest gift and greatest curse, and I'm leaning towards majority gift ATM.
Ethan is the father to his first grandchild and has contributed nothing. There is no legal scenario I can think of where Matt can outdo that.
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When you try to wrestle with a hog you're going to end up covered in the same mud.
Vickers can't help but lower himself to Ralph's level, and given that he is an older and, on paper, more responsible person IMO it looks worse for him. If he had a scrap of self awareness in him he'd leave the internet to focus on his family but its clear he doesnt really care about his grandchild or even his daughter.
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Another bout of premature gloating followed by a nothingburger. Embarrassing.
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Didn't even make it to "months" before this smugposting cycle went up in smoke. He should stfu and let the documents speak for themselves, but he's addicted to the online attention.
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Vickers might be doing dumb shit, but it has to be annoying the hell out of Ralph, so I am happy for it to continue. 
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And there is the special occassion where he self-destructs himself and gave a shit ton amount of lolcow milk. He's so addicted to attention whoring that it is now his job. He cannot shut his mouth, and always hollering like an angry nasty pig.