Rose Thorn; a retrospective and catch-up on her recent work
For idle entertainment, here is a condensed rundown of what you should be buying for Rose from Amazon, as per the wish list:
- One 8 in 1 multipurpose screwdriver
- cat food, cat food, cat food
- wigs, wigs, wigs
- one set, stacking Tupperware-type boxes
- pack of Oreo caramel brownie cookies
- a nice microwave
- 2 different sets of Hemp, Tribal braceletsā¦.hobo-style
- all the wigs
- TWO air conditioning units. (NB. She has already been donated money for her air conditioner. Instead of spending the whole of that donation, she cheaped out and bought a small āswamp coolerāā¦..and hates it. So she kept the rest of that money and is asking again for a proper machine. This is still on her Amazon wish list despite her moving recently from California to a north west state and is excited about getting snow. Bless her.
Initial notes on the lovely Rose for any newbies:
- Our lovely Rose recently ādisappearedā (silently) one of her two cats because he was too much trouble. He was a full Tom, so, yeah, smelly and restless. She kept him as long as it took to get her female cat pregnant. Then he āvanishedā. She desperately wanted kittens. Sadly all of Boogerās kits were stillborn. (Yes. She called her poor cat āBoogerā. She was living in a seedy part of Cali at the time with a local stray cat overpopulationā¦.but, well, there we are.
- Rose is a cam whore. Has a rep for using baseball bats for purposes it would be wise not to think about.
- Rose CONSTANTLY reminds us she has an eating disorder IN RECOVERY. She totally had BED, but cured herself completely in 6 years. No therapy. Rose is just that good.
- Roseās channel also spams her subscribers pages with low effort ASMR videos with copyright free images and music patched together that get very few views And mess her up in the algorithm.
- Recently, just to piss off her audience, Rose subjects them to a 100 second musical introā¦ā¦on ever single videoā¦.*sighā¦.skip,skip,skip.
- If you ever attempt to watch Rose (please donāt) do it on times2 speed, where it sounds like normal speech.
- About Roseās content. Itās all Chantal. Itās all school marm scolding. Itās all PLing.
- Rose repeats everything she says twice or three times. Rose repeats everything she says twice or three times. Rose repeats everything she says twice or three times.
OK, hereās a taste of her workā¦.(whilst I crack a Redbull and prepare with some deep breathing). Iām starting with her most recent masterpiece and will work backwards until I lose the will to live.
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In which:
- Chantal does an open chat to react to FFG.
- Rose believes this is all crapola. Itās to bring in more people and cause dramaā¦.which is evil of Chantal. She SHOULDNT be eating croissants. Sinful. Monetising her ED and pulling in feeders.
- Chantal changes personality with each man sheās withā¦.fair.
- Rose believes this is a fake marriage because Chantal slipped and said āboyfriendā.
- Chantal cannot be a food blogger until she broadens her vocabulary. Chantal is vulgar and gross and SHOULD be providing better content.
- Chantal is foul and disgusting and SHOULD get her anger under control.
- Chantal NEEDS to be better with her money. Itās all gone into her mouth and up her nose.
- Chantal SHOULD have made merch.
ok, Iām out. None of this is adding anything to current knowledge or thinking..
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In which we look back upon the year and ask if Foodie is a changed person.
- Rose reiterates that Chantal is not married.
- chantal is raging again. Is desperate and fishing for attention in December (best money month)
- Rose feels that Chantal will immediately revert to her old self upon return to Canada.
- Chantal is a binge eater and she has monetised it! (Really? Rose, Really?ā¦.what insight!)
- Rose has picked up that Salah is a scammer! Salah is a scammer! Chantal is miserable! Soooo
- Chantal SHOULDNT be so prideful. Pride! Gluttony and wrath, Chantal! Pride, gluttony and wrath! You terrible person Foodie.
- Rose thinks there is an agreement between Salah and Chantal to create content after the Nader arc failed, her channel started to die and that Chantal brought this all upon herself by bragging about her money last year.
- Chantal tries to combine travel vlogging, food blogger and mukbang which is awful. Rose doesnāt like it.
- Foodie uses people, traps people and holds things over their headsā¦.Rose disapproves and could never!
- Chantal gets upset when she doesnāt get her way. Rose thinks this is sad and would never ask anyone to āfake loveā her.
k, Iām bored.
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In Which: Foodie eats a sandwich and makes Rose upset
- Rose is shocked that Chantalās home cooking didnāt last. She SHOULDNT be eating fast food. Itās bad for her.
- DONT spill food on your abaya, Chantal. Itās bad manners.
- we get a screenshot of the mystery feet. Rose is very interested.
- Chantal has now eaten fries two nights in a row! Donāt do that, Foodie. Itās bad for you.
- Rose sees no trust between Chantal and Salah. This is not good.
- Rose thinks Chantal is still giving in to her āproblem with foodā and is still monetising her food addictionā¦.this is getting boring and thinks she wanted Salah for extra conversation. (?)
- Chnatal needs a bib.
- We stray onto Amber and how Rose thinks Amber is not a good candidate for WLS because sheās had no therapy and needs therapy. Rose knows all about everything becuase she has an ED in recovery. (Rose never had any therapy).
- Rose is being ābrutally honestāā¦.youāve put on weight in Kuwait. Your health is worse. Rose thinks she SHOULD just be doing feeder content. (Despite complaining all the time about monetising her ED)
- Rose compares Chantalās food vlogging vocabulary with another, better food blogger on Twitter and scolds Foodie for being a bad food blogger.
- Rose scolds foodie about the waste of leaving her leftovers. (If sheād eaten it all, she would have been scolded for eating so much food.)
thereās so much more but itās all stuff weāve heard before.
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In which: Foodie cooks something and the usual subjects are discussed at length.
- āPoor Peetzā is brought up and we predict that his future is bleak, solely due to Foodies terrible behaviour and Rose thinks heās been in on all the planningā¦(?)
- Chantal will never cope without Salah when back in Canada.
- Chantal is eating badly in Kuwait and cannot stand long enough to cook a meal. Rose suspects she can stand ok but is giving feeder content.
- Rose is mad at Peetz because of his terrible treatment of BBJ. She knows that Sam and BBJ are losing weight and not being fed well. (She seems to be pulling this straight from her assā¦.or Iām missing something).
- Rose doesnāt believe that Chantal āloves to cookā, sheās lying about wanting a home cooked meal .and is offended that Chantal lied about Salahās status, living situation and affluence. Lying is bad, Chantal.
- Rose ādoesnāt feel confident shaming people for where they liveā so she doesnāt say anything about the grotty room, the bad wiring, the cheap decor, the non-kitchen kitchenā¦ā¦.oh, wait.
- Rose thinks Chantal is eating too much fat and salt. Also, she isnāt taking care of her health.
- Chantal is throwing random spices in a pot and Rose is appalled because Chantal never washes her hands. Also, sheās eating too late because sheāll go to bed with a full stomach. Rose never goes to bed with a full stomach.
- Chantal wants no judgement. Rose brings up the snotty content sheās made about other peopleās living situations. Chantal has no place in her name. Rose does and would never critique anyone.
- Rose: āChantal, you are in a world by yourself. You have you own level of vileness and cruelty and soullessness. ā
- Chantal SHOULD be cutting her vegetables better, too.
ok, thats enough. I hope you get the idea. Between Roseās content and the Redbull, the eye-twitch is back.