Dramacow Dayton HyperNova / Earl Shultz / Cade Dorian Paradoxa / Earl David Shultz / th3bl8ckm8sQu3r8d3 - Autist Psycho Tranny Who Screams at and Beats Family on YouTube; Steals Money from them for Queer Boutique; Believes that he's Engaged to Christina Ricci

[rosechupacabra]

This Week on: Everyone Hates Cade

Spoiler: The Return of Ginger Rogers

Ginger be like,"JFC why did I come back. Put me down."


I almost prefer him with blue eyeshadow smeared all over.


"JFC I want to run all over again"






"Someone get mad at my parents with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
None of his other cat-related posts managed to get anywhere near 40 likes. Sad.

Spoiler: Bar Employee Dares to Voice the Concerns of Women About Cade

Uh oh, Brian. You've just given Cade an oppression boner.




Godspeed, Brian Ferguson. Work for a bar that doesn't pander to straight guys who pee in the women's bathrooms for funsies.


Attention all cis women, Cade is going to use the women's bathroom at Blind Bob's no matter what, because what you want doesn't matter, only Cade's peepee whims do.

Spoiler: Cade has a Date

Shoutout to the woman who got to the bar, took one look at Cade, drank her drink and left.

Spoiler: Dad's Dying, but What About ME?!?!?!

"My younger brother has to come and take care of our father because I'm a lazy ungrateful piece of shit that has to be paid to help at all. That's karma!"
Also I bet his dad felt great after that.




"That dick who gave up weeks of his time to care for our dying father is leaving, hoorah! What an asshole!"

Blah blah blah blah 4000 DOLLARS blah blah BITCH PAID ME WHAT A BITCH blah blah

SPECIAL MENTION: Passive-aggressive home display for Cade's brother, which, like the bloody camisole on the stairs, went completely unnoticed.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Is this guy catfishing material?

 

[rosechupacabra]

If you're of the Merican persuasion, hope you had a good Thanksgiving. Predictably, Cade did not. He stayed upstairs seetheposting and fishing for sympathy, as usual. Cade's cat, Ginger Rogers, apparently did not come back from her 48 hour disappearance unscathed, and no one noticed for two weeks.







My Transphobic Snob Of A Mom Trash Talks To A Visitor Of House About Me Concerning Myself Over Cat

For once, Cade posts a stair-stalking video worth watching a minute or two of. You can actually hear and understand what his mom is saying. His mom disparages his LOST CAT posters and states she would not have paid for the cat's return. Then says,"And if you see any dust around the house, it's because of him." I don't like her attitude towards the cat but props I guess.

Other Highlight: During being 'beat up' by his sister and BIL previously, Cade says his BIL said,"I can understand why Sherman hated your guts." Cade can't understand why anyone would hate him, a transwammen. Maybe it's because you're an obnoxious crybully that would push anyone to their limit.




And yet, no one cares.




Cade leaves another stairway art protest. He really is the king of pointless gestures.














I don't want to side with Cade but I have a soft spot for animals. If you have an animal you've brought into your home it's your responsibility to take care of it. His mom should take it to the vet or pay for it to go to the vet. If it would not out me as someone who pays attention to Cade's posts and not alert Cade to me as a source of pity, attention, and money I'd offer to pay for the treatment. That poor cat has to live in Cade's house and has been suffering with a wound for two weeks.

 

[Local Fed]

I don't want to side with Cade but I have a soft spot for animals. If you have an animal you've brought into your home it's your responsibility to take care of it. His mom should take it to the vet or pay for it to go to the vet. If it would not out me as someone who pays attention to Cade's posts and not alert Cade to me as a source of pity, attention, and money I'd offer to pay for the treatment. That poor cat has to live in Cade's house and has been suffering with a wound for two weeks.

Keep in mind that it's Cade that we're talking about here. This "gash" that the cat apparently has could be a whole lot of nothing, much like the ritualistic abuse that its owner suffered at the hands of his racist white supremacist (Cade calls Sherman a white supremacist in the video you linked) skinhead brother (who was friendly with the black guy who was and is banging his sister) for years. I wouldn't be surprised if in the next batch of updates from this asshole there's a post that goes something like "Miraculously, Ginger's wound has healed itself very nicely, no thanks to my rightwing skinhead enabling mother who owes me STILL for all of the work I've done for her."

Everything with him over the top histrionics; take the part where he talks like his mom is acting like she's a saint for paying for the nephew's bus pass. Realistically, does anyone think she acted holier than thou? Or is it more likely that she made a simple statement and thus her nutjob son made up fan fiction to paint her (his mom, who has let him leech for years) as some scrooge (his mom, who apparently pays him to do laundry) who acts holy for giving the poor a few scraps?

I like animals too, but fuck a grain, I take what he says with an entire mine's worth of salt. Much like these countless hours of audio and video that he has on record of his abuse at the hands of his family, I must ask: where's the pic or video of this injured cat? If you needed help for it so, so much and you can't afford it because of your fascist racist transphobic family (who embraces their black in-law and lets their schizo tranny son leech off of them for years despite him acting like a total douchebag) why not make a GoFundMe or something for the poor little kitty? Cade's a perpetual victim (in his own stupid mind) so why wouldn't he take the opportunity to make people see how bad he (by proxy of his cat) has it right now? Show the world how these rightwing Christian racist rightwing transphobic rightwing Christian skinhead enabling rightwing Christian rightwingers treat people and things in this house.

To me it really sounds like his mom is finally just sick of this prick's bullshit. Good for her. I hope that when she and her husband (Cade's dad who is in the house dealing with a cancer... also he has literal cancer) pass away they leave him with nothing but a "Fuck you" note. The audacity and entitlement of Cade in the video to keep talking about what he can/can't do "In my own house." It's not even his house, he's just the freak that his fundamentalist Christian (yeah, he's calling them fundies now too lol) parents let infest it. They're shunning him, says the guy who won't leave the bathroom other than to peek down the stairs between rants that even Tumblr would cringe at.

Also in that video you linked, at 6:15 he claimed that both the sister and the brother-in-law "physically harassed him" ("shoved" him apparently) in the house this year before the part where he said the brother-in-law said he's not surprised why Sherman would have hated his guys (this is the only thing out of Cade's mouth that I can 100% believe lmao.) Just seems like we're making up more bullshit on top of everything else.

 

[rosechupacabra]

Keep in mind that it's Cade that we're talking about here. This "gash" that the cat apparently has could be a whole lot of nothing, much like the ritualistic abuse that its owner suffered at the hands of his racist white supremacist (Cade calls Sherman a white supremacist in the video you linked) skinhead brother (who was friendly with the black guy who was and is banging his sister) for years. I wouldn't be surprised if in the next batch of updates from this asshole there's a post that goes something like "Miraculously, Ginger's wound has healed itself very nicely, no thanks to my rightwing skinhead enabling mother who owes me STILL for all of the work I've done for her."

I like animals too, but fuck a grain, I take what he says with an entire mine's worth of salt. Much like these countless hours of audio and video that he has on record of his abuse at the hands of his family, I must ask: where's the pic or video of this injured cat? If you needed help for it so, so much and you can't afford it because of your fascist racist transphobic family (who embraces their black in-law and lets their schizo tranny son leech off of them for years despite him acting like a total douchebag) why not make a GoFundMe or something for the poor little kitty? Cade's a perpetual victim (in his own stupid mind) so why wouldn't he take the opportunity to make people see how bad he (by proxy of his cat) has it right now? Show the world how these rightwing Christian racist rightwing transphobic rightwing Christian skinhead enabling rightwing Christian rightwingers treat people and things in this house.

You're right, he'd be blasting some blurry poorly lit photos of his cat's ass if it really was hurt. I get #triggered when animals are involved and forgot the unreliable narrator

To me it really sounds like his mom is finally just sick of this prick's bullshit. Good for her. I hope that when she and her husband (Cade's dad who is in the house dealing with a cancer... also he has literal cancer) pass away they leave him with nothing but a "Fuck you" note.

That would be amazing. Addy and Dale would be smart not tolerate him for a second once the house goes into her possession. (I'm assuming Addy will get it because she's older.) Cade can learn what real minimum wage is when the homeless saga begins.

Also in that video you linked, at 6:15 he claimed that both the sister and the brother-in-law "physically harassed him" ("shoved" him apparently) in the house this year before the part where he said the brother-in-law said he's not surprised why Sherman would have hated his guys (this is the only thing out of Cade's mouth that I can 100% believe lmao.) Just seems like we're making up more bullshit on top of everything else.

They shoved him this year, they shoved him last year; he defies quantum mechanics because if you put Cade in a box he'd be in a state of beaten and shoved at the same time eternally

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

That would be amazing. Addy and Dale would be smart not tolerate him for a second once the house goes into her possession. (I'm assuming Addy will get it because she's older.) Cade can learn what real minimum wage is when the homeless saga begins.

That's what I'm waiting for. When Papa Schultz dies Dayton's gonna make the final filthy mirror shot video. He's gonna gloat about his dad dying just like he did with Sherman's death, say all the lines - he let a skinhead white supremacist Trump supporter beat me in this house, he was twice my size, he was an ex-boxer blah blah blah. Then the next day he's gonna post a video from his tent that's under an overpass. My Transphobic Mother And Sister Kick Me Out Of The House And Now I'm Homeless

 

[rosechupacabra]

Pretty quiet on the Cade front. No new meltdowns, and as was suggested, Cade stopped posting about Ginger Rogers being direly injured. You can see her in a few newer photos, seemingly fine.
Highlights:

- Papa Shultz now wheelchair bound, is falling a lot, and Cade is mad when he is asked to help because he wants to be paid for it, and also mad because he thinks they won't let him help.
- Mama Shultz is retiring and will be around the house more often, Cade is mad at this.
- Cade's brother Dale is returning home for Christmas, Cade is mad about this.
- Cade celebrates Christina Ricci's divorce and wonders if she remembers him.
- Senpai Andy Warhol Mom notices Cade by reacting to his posts, Cade posts multiple screenshots of it.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

So, what do you guys see happening after the dad dies? I think the mom sells the house, moves in with the daughter and son in law, and tells this faggot to fuck off. Anyone think we'll get a homeless arc?

 

[Berserker Armor]

Pretty quiet on the Cade front. No new meltdowns, and as was suggested, Cade stopped posting about Ginger Rogers being direly injured. You can see her in a few newer photos, seemingly fine.
Highlights:

- Papa Shultz now wheelchair bound, is falling a lot, and Cade is mad when he is asked to help because he wants to be paid for it, and also mad because he thinks they won't let him help.
- Mama Shultz is retiring and will be around the house more often, Cade is mad at this.
- Cade's brother Dale is returning home for Christmas, Cade is mad about this.
- Cade celebrates Christina Ricci's divorce and wonders if she remembers him.
- Senpai Andy Warhol Mom notices Cade by reacting to his posts, Cade posts multiple screenshots of it.

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I was getting MATI with how he’s acting about his dad and how he’s talking about women (poor dude is going through it. Can’t imagine having this shit head around helping)… then the mouse thing. It killed me. I died laughing. This is a grown man. Grown ass. Man. That’s something a 12 year old writes I swear

So, what do you guys see happening after the dad dies? I think the mom sells the house, moves in with the daughter and son in law, and tells this faggot to fuck off. Anyone think we'll get a homeless arc?

I think it will happen. From the sounds of it dad may be in hospice care. I hope they are getting arrangements together for the inevitable.. I feel bad cuz this dude’s possible last Christmas is gonna be a hot mess because of him. Idk if he realizes how lucky he is for the fact they even let him stay.

Can’t wait for a homeless arc tho. Dayton already has a good bit of homeless. Earl here and his AMAZING fashion taste will fit right in.

 

[rosechupacabra]

I think it will happen. From the sounds of it dad may be in hospice care. I hope they are getting arrangements together for the inevitable.. I feel bad cuz this dude’s possible last Christmas is gonna be a hot mess because of him. Idk if he realizes how lucky he is for the fact they even let him stay.

Can’t wait for a homeless arc tho. Dayton already has a good bit of homeless. Earl here and his AMAZING fashion taste will fit right in.

My prediction is that things will likely remain the same until Mama Shultz passes away. I can't see anything changing until both the parents are gone. I imagine they want to keep the house in the family and will pass it on to the oldest child, who is the daughter Addy. Addy will either sell that house, or she will move into it and sell her own house, or rent it out. I could be wrong though, Mom could sell the house and move on. And if she does all power to her.

Either way, the crusty dress-Smeagol in the attic will have to leave. The house ends up sold or occupied, and Cade will try to mooch off family or some sympathetic local fool before eventually moving into the YWCA (shelter for women in Dayton, you know they'd let him in) or Saint Vincent's (homeless shelter.) Or, worse case scenario, on the streets.

Actually... I'm kind of hoping for a "Cade moves to LA after his parents are gone and slowly, painfully figures out how the real world works" arc because you know he'd be posting 24/7 about the bigots in LA. A slim possibility.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

could he even survive the weather in LA with that level of psoriasis, he seems to like to be able to cover up his arms and legs. no use for big furry coats and multiple layers there. speaking of ellay, i wonder how that lady feels about being called Andy Warhol Mom

 

[Saint Agustin]

Is that true? He wanted to get paid for helping his wheelchair bound dad?!

What a piece of fucking trash.

 

[rosechupacabra]

could he even survive the weather in LA with that level of psoriasis, he seems to like to be able to cover up his arms and legs. no use for big furry coats and multiple layers there. speaking of ellay, i wonder how that lady feels about being called Andy Warhol Mom

Psoriasis is worse in the cold, better in the heat. So he thinks he'd be better in LA. He complains about the cold aggravating the condition often, but I felt it was less interesting & he posts almost daily about it.

Is that true? He wanted to get paid for helping his wheelchair bound dad?!

What a piece of fucking trash.

Eeyup.

 

[Ceaseless Discharge]

It saddens me to hear that Earl's father is in such poor health. I hope the family (not Earl) can find a sense of peace and togetherness during the holiday season.

Imagine not assisting your sick, elderly father who has just fallen because of your own "frailty". Imagine watching him lay on the floor for an hour as you wait for "large" people to show up as a 5ft 9in adult. Imagine feeling entitled to an allowance as a grown man.

Fucking pathetic.

 

[Saint Agustin]

I haven't follow this guy in a year but he stills pity posting about himself while his brother died, his father is dying, his brother and sister hates him, his mother fears him and even his brother in law wants to kick his ass.

I feel pity for that family because they look like a well off, american family but they got this troll of a man pretending he is a woman with a dress and the 5 o'clock shadow living in the attic doing God knows what.

If I were the sister I would totally call the cops on the basis he is aggravating her mother and she is fearful of him commiting act of violence, I would also claim he said he wanted to own a gun to shoot them and shoot kids or something.

Send the fucker away forever. At this point Earl is beyond help and salvation.

 

[julzjulzzjulzzz]

Been busy for a while so I haven't really kept up with this. But I mean Earl's father becoming this sick is pretty sad, it's clear he is not lasting much longer. I'd say we'll probably hear about his passing within the next couple of updates. It's really hard losing an older family member like this, watching them gradually become more ill then fading away. Pretty sure we'll lose him sometime around Sherman's 2nd anniversary.

Not that Earl cares, considering he's nothing more than a shit human being . He always surprises me by stooping down to lower levels with his tiredly repetitive behavior. But really, he's never had a hint of respect for his father and proceeds to make his bad health entirely about himself and his imaginary delusions "Wah wah well why should I care I was beaten by a skinhe-". Being so entitled he expects payment for literally helping out his father while he's struggling and mocking him in that state is just fucking disgusting.

I've noticed Earl occasionally says stuff like "I like my dad," but that doesn't mean anything. He's only said that because his dad chooses to go along with his shit, out of being passive and avoiding conflict. It's not that he condones anything Earl does, and he's definitely called him out on his bullshit a few times. But I think he eventually reached the state where he realized Earl's nonsense is draining and pointless to deal with so he chose the easiest way to get him to shut up. Aside from that, Earl's got no fucking respect. Compare that to his mother, who is more willing to call him out. If you notice, he tended to gossip more about his mother due to the fact she'd constantly push back in confrontation; yet he'd be willing to be confrontational with his dad because he knew he was more vulnerable.

He genuinely deserves to be homeless, I hope he gets kicked the fuck out with no regard. He should know he's quite close, without his elderly parents he has nothing, no support. His younger brother, sister and brother-in-law have done everything in their power to reason with him, show him respect, and look how he's treated them all. And "Andy Warhol Mom" is nothing more than some parasocial obsession. She should be careful and probably look for skin flakes in the bushes outside her bedroom window.

As a sidenote, I always thought this video was hilarious but it will become tragic in hindsight knowing Earl will be the only one alive in this video (aside from his yelling mother):

 

[Flexo]

I have a few cows who's suffering is so obviously self-inflicted it really convinces one of Karma. (like moviebob)

Earl reaches that one point where you're like, "I think this guy is seriously mentally damaged. This is someone who need honest-to-goodness treatment and help." Yeah a lot of his suffering is self-inflicted, but like a retard banging his head against the wall, I don't think he has the capability to stop it.

 

[I swear she's 18]

I have a few cows who's suffering is so obviously self-inflicted it really convinces one of Karma. (like moviebob)

Earl reaches that one point where you're like, "I think this guy is seriously mentally damaged. This is someone who need honest-to-goodness treatment and help." Yeah a lot of his suffering is self-inflicted, but like a retard banging his head against the wall, I don't think he has the capability to stop it.

The issue is that they're intelligent enough to not get treatment. From chibii, Narcissa, amhole, Cyraxx, DSP, and Landon hiscock, etc. One of the things they usually share in common is that they don't want help. Some purposefully look at the negatives and others don't want to better themselves, or live in fantasy cope land and are literally jesus-incarnate or savants and we're just too stupid to see their awesomeness. You can show them the right way, free resources and help and how it'll make life so much better, but they're cows for a reason.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I think it was DeadwingDork on YouTube that introduced me to Earl and he was one of the first cows I'd seen at that time that actually horrified me. Cosmo is one thing and even the amhole is another, but this is like a seriously fucking demented troon spited by God with that horrific fucking skin.

He ticks the marks of everything in my mind of someone who needs to get locked up in a ward:
-Prone to outbursts
-Troon
-Obsessed with some sort of celebrity not unlike the Björk guy
-Sadistic narcissist, or at least neglectful (Oh my dad is in the hospital but boohoo what about me and my minimum wage)

Ignore being a troon and say it was a normal guy; he'd be locked up immediately. But no since he's a she it's tolerated. At least he's not locked up and gives me entertainment, even if I find half the shit he does reprehensible.

Spoiler: Haram musing

Do you think he sweeps up all his skin dust and adds a bit of water to try and make putty sculptures out of it all?

 

[Slur Generator]

I do wonder if someone like this could be declared legally incompetent and be forced to undergo some sort of psychiatric treatment, maybe fix his skin while they're at it. I can't believe im saying this but trooning out is the least of his issues.