Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

[Catgirls are Love]

I think a lot of you guys are confused I’m saying that you guys are as equally retarded as Donald trump supporters. Donald Trump has been defeated you guys won Lmfao the man’s career is completely destroyed it’s time for you to move on the fact is this thread is almost entirely like the same10 people political sperging about trump I came to this post hoping to read some funny stuff about trump or interesting things I didn’t know but this thread is nothing but you queers crying about every little thing Trump does it’s literally counter productive to kiwifarms it’s time for you guys to move on and touch some grass or find another lolcow this one has been milked dry for awhile now unless you guys can start posting actual kiwi farms related stuff about Trump.

So what you're saying is because Chris-chan is in prison jail we shouldn't talk about him?

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

So what you're saying is because Chris-chan is in prison jail we shouldn't talk about him?

comparing those two doesn’t even make sense one is an autistic sonic medallion shoving mother abuser and the other is a billionaire who was on A TV show and lucked into becoming the president..like wtf are you even saying. Chris has endless entertainment value that’s why he’s the most documented person on earth with a 1000+ page and then there’s your guys 25 page thread that’s 10 of you crying about trump. Nice comparison. Trump has no value and your guys thread is a chore to read through its boring like I said I use kiwifarms for laughs and I came to this thread looking for funny things about trump instead I got the people used in LibsOfTikTok videos political sperging.

 

[JaneThough]

Seriously it’s kind of weird how mad and obsessed most the people in this thread are with Trump I was mostly joking in my other posts but most these people need to go outside and touch grass and make a friend Donald Trump is completely irrelevant and has no political power the people in here REEEing over here are just wasting their time. This is one kiwifarms thread I can’t believe actually exists the whole thing is an echo chamber of political sperging about trump when the OP says exactly not to do that and just laugh at trump.

Are you pregnant? You're missing some periods there.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

comparing those two doesn’t even make sense one is an autistic sonic medallion shoving mother abuser and the other is a billionaire who was on A TV show and lucked into becoming the president..like wtf are you even saying.

One of them had a budget gifted by their more successful parent and the other is in jail. That's pretty much the only key difference between them.

Chris has endless entertainment value that’s why he’s the most documented person on earth with a 1000+ page and then there’s your guys 25 page thread that’s 10 of you crying about trump. Nice comparison.

A person who was leading a nation and personifies the "I reject your reality and substitute my own" meme has no entertainment value? If the current discussion isn't amusing enough, then provide something to make it amusing or look elsewhere for your entertainment.

Trump has no value and your guys thread is a chore to read through its boring like I said I use kiwifarms for laughs and I came to this thread looking for funny things about trump instead I got the people used in LibsOfTikTok videos political sperging.

Once again, either provide something funny or interesting while we wait for the legal matters to slowly proceed or fuck off. We're not here to entertain you.

 

[Bartolomeow Kittensberger]

So, what has the former President been Truthing about lately?

He is Saving Our Children:



He is leading Republican primary polls:



What about other polls?



These polls are irrefutable. Dear Leader will defeat the former President, who is the inevitable GOP nominee, yet again.

Thanks to Joe-mentum, Dear Leader has received more votes than any other political figure in recorded history, and Dear Leader will continue to do so.

Whom would YOU bet on? A man who spends his days reTruthing polls and memes? Or Dark Brandon?

 

[AnimuGinger]

Donald Trump is fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[TheGrandDragonJesus]

Donald Trump is fat and I would not have sex with him.

Yes you would. Money talks. You'd be covered in creamy Don and $100 bills.

 

[Aussie_Autizzy]

So, what has the former President been Truthing about lately?

He is Saving Our Children:

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He is leading Republican primary polls:

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What about other polls?

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These polls are irrefutable. Dear Leader will defeat the former President, who is the inevitable GOP nominee, yet again.

Thanks to Joe-mentum, Dear Leader has received more votes than any other political figure in recorded history, and Dear Leader will continue to do so.

Whom would YOU bet on? A man who spends his days reTruthing polls and memes? Or Dark Brandon?

I hope Trumptard gets the nomination. Seeing the whole abomination of him losing again will be so so funny. I mean you could put Sparky the Space Chimp up against Trump and Sparky would get elected.

The "Trump Won" flag waving spergos will go full tilt. Ahhh America the land of the LOL.

 

[Laughing Jackass]

Then we'd be bashing Elon Musk.

Seriously are all Trumptards this stupid or you just a special case?

I'm not fucking retarded enough to argue a joke.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Twitter staff and people like you are completely synonymous you’re the retard for not understanding that lol. Clutch your pearls and let’s hear your retort.

Why? It's much funnier to just hear you make a fool of yourself. I get it, you're trying to troll but you're going about it all wrong.

I think a lot of you guys are confused I’m saying that you guys are as equally retarded as Donald trump supporters. Donald Trump has been defeated you guys won Lmfao the man’s career is completely destroyed it’s time for you to move on the fact is this thread is almost entirely like the same10 people political sperging about trump I came to this post hoping to read some funny stuff about trump or interesting things I didn’t know but this thread is nothing but you queers crying about every little thing Trump does it’s literally counter productive to kiwifarms it’s time for you guys to move on and touch some grass or find another lolcow this one has been milked dry for awhile now unless you guys can start posting actual kiwi farms related stuff about Trump.

And we would if he would shut the hell up and accepted his defeat. But he's not doing that so we're still here making fun of him. You know like the whole point behind this website? Making fun of weirdos? Trump qualifies so that's what we do. The fact you're seemingly angry at this shows how deeply in denial you are.

Try to keep up.

I mean you could put Sparky the Space Chimp up against Trump and Sparky would get elected.

Didn't work for Hillary did it? The whole fact Trump got in was he was running against Hillary. A candidate that NOBODY wanted. So it was either vote against your best interests or vote 3rd party in protest. Or just not vote at all. And the only reason Biden got in was he wasn't Trump. People had seen the mess Trump had made of... everything and in that case would have voted for Sparky the Space Chimp. Although... with Biden in office can you really tell the difference?

I'm not fucking retarded enough to argue a joke.

Yet you're retarded enough to respond. Hence you're a retard. Or Jackass if you prefer.

Thanks for playing.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Trump NFTs?

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Trump NFTs?


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Already been a thing for at least 10 months. I honestly have no idea what major announcement could be made at this time as he's already announced his candidacy. Could be about his most recent lawsuit against journoscum but I don't think that qualifies as "major".

 

[Bartolomeow Kittensberger]

PRESIDENT TRUMP TRUTH UPDATES, 12/14/22

The former President calls for the unlawful use of superpowers against Dear Leader:



The SuperFrens have reportedly been mobilized:

The former President has also reTruthed a description of his own 2024 announcement speech as an "indulgence" that purportedly "denies the law of diminishing returns":

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Trump NFTs?


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The sad part is... it's probably not the most retarded idea he'd come up with.

 

[MachoMan]

The sad part is... it's probably not the most retarded idea he'd come up with.

Definitely not, but this is *pretty* retarded

 

[Blatant hypocrite]

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Not gonna lie, this is pretty hilarious, funniest thing he's done in months. I'm yearning to see how this ends up going down.

 

[Gian-Luca Caluga]

The major announcement is here!
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Not gonna lie, this is pretty hilarious, funniest thing he's done in months. I'm yearning to see how this ends up going down.

He's missed a trick not partnering with Waddingtons to release a physical Top Trumps deck. I mean, Queen Liz gawdresthersoul got one.

 

[mlanguishi]

NFTs bro! Get in early!

 

[Fwiffo]

NFTs bro! Get in early!

Ironically enough, “bored ape” is exactly how I’d describe Trump.

 

[Beak Thing]

Wouldn't it have made more sense to price them at $45?