Exactly this!! What has she seen of the world beyond Kentucky? A trailer park? The only thing in her reality that has existed outside of her home or the internet is a restaurant. She has 24/7/365 access to the food from restaurants. There's no reason to move leave. The world as she knows it is available in an instant. Amber has never lived like I'm sure the majority of us have. When you reframe her behaviour through this lens, it explains everything. Brainrot and all.
Why is she STILL butthurt about being called fat? Have the vast number of years on YouTube done nothing to thicken her skin?
Holy fuck that angle. This is why everyone called bullshit when she says she can't see anything below her boobs. Jesus wept she's just so big.
You could have put a gun to my head and "tree" wouldn't come up as what I thought that was.
No….. but the lymphedema has lmao
Pillow Princesses are typically NOT GAY. Listen to a few who admit to being one and you'll understand/know what I'm talking about.
She's been doing the fatchested phone holder thing for quite a while. Since back in the Becky hauling her around in the Hyundai days. I think now it's become its permanent home rather than an occasional one.
Amber has also built a universe, a reality, where she was the best dancer in the school, winning countless prizes. She was also a soccer player, a writer and an artist. She was the most popular kid in school. I do not know many women in their 30s who keep harping on how great they were in high school. Most of them are doing it because they have a wretched present life.
After a while, people start to find the disconnect between what she is saying and what she is doing. People either ignore her or begin to laugh at her. To inspire others, as she professes to want, you have first to deliver on your promises.
Boring beyond belief. Who'd have guessed. She really thought she did something with that house comment. Trying to generate some interest but it just comes across as stale as ever. She's as cardboard as that house she's squeezing into. The banana snack thing is fucking stupid. Who feeds banana snacks to dogs? This her most tired attempt at 'quirky' yet. Having a panic attack of Playdoh is doubly retarded. Sometimes I wonder if she has brain damage. This particular vlog has really pissed me off, more than usual. I just want her to face some sort of real repercussion for something. Anything. Alas, I doubt I'll live to see the day. Maybe one day she'll make chilli soup again and burn her finger. God knows it'd probably leave her bedbound and it'd be all we'd hear about for the next 3 years.
You're probably looking for stroke caused by obesity and heart failure. When she develops unilateral facial droop, we'll know.
Oddly enough, some dogs (and other carnivore critters) love bananas
She’s definitely in the ball park at this point gaining weight at an almost unprecedented level. I’d say it’s only a matter of time:
I suspect the look she was going for was a bolero, rather than a full cardigan. While there is a place for them, on Amber isn't one of them. Some fatties will try anything to get a certain look when the clothing item they want isn't available in their immense size. However they don't actually realise that just downsizing an item to be tighter or cover less in one area, means it won't fit in areas where it needs to fully cover them. That thing must be pulling something chronic over her back.
I know I’m high as balls, but I laughed myself to tears on this one. And to answer the question, Chris Farley. Every. Fucking. Time.
I can imagine, but m'thinks that Freddy would be repulsed seeing an entire bike frame swallowed by the cavernous folds of her massive ass.
Checking in, mild PL because you brought it up. Lipedema means being underweight in your 20’s with a caliper test indicating 18% body fat - everywhere except your upper legs, which are double that. Fun fun fun.
Jade gave her the only kind of bike she could handle last Christmas.... Never forget the Cubi.... that is either packed away somewhere with all their other exercise equipment, or has already made its way to goodwill.
