Wendigoon Thread

Godchu said:
Is Wendigoon fat?
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NOOOO NOT MY WENDIDADDY NOOOOOO
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Ok, I was locked out of my account but you guys have no excuse. This is hands down my favourite Wendigoon video. It irradiates this sense of wonder and magic, especially in the campfire bit. It also might be one of the most complete online accounts on the matter online.

I think the reason I love it so much is because I can relate to that "I already got to hear this stories, now I get to tell them to you" since I have a softspot for oral folklore. I did try to produce a short film around the power of stories (in the hills no less) so seeing Wendi shares my autism made my fucking Halloween.

Also, he ain't fat. He is chunking up for the winter, which is common amongst midwesterners/upper southerners.
 
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Woke Blue Muttlema said:
Ok, I was locked out of my account but you guys have no excuse. This is hands down my favourite Wendigoon video. It irradiates this sense of wonder and magic, especially in the campfire bit. It also might be one of the most complete online accounts on the matter online.

I think the reason I love it so much is because I can relate to that "I already got to hear this stories, now I get to tell them to you" since I have a softspot for oral folklore. I did try to produce a short film around the power of stories (in the hills no less) so seeing Wendi shares my autism made my fucking Halloween.

Also, he ain't fat. He is chunking up for the winter, which is common amongst midwesterners/upper southerners.
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I’M NOT FAT IM JUST BULKING BRO!
 
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We are talking about a guy who has recreational nogs

It'd honestly be surprising if he wasn't working on becoming a Gravy Seal.
 
For living in Apalachia and having a girlfriend, who probably knows how to cook? He's a bit chunky but nowhere near the average Amerimutt.



If he's any sort of Baptist, they absolutely love their potlucks, and it's impressive he isn't diabetic, or dead from food poisoning (though that was more of a 19th Century thing).
 
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Fat Gay Riker said:
For living in Apalachia and having a girlfriend, who probably knows how to cook? He's a bit chunky but nowhere near the average Amerimutt.



If he's any sort of Baptist, they absolutely love their potlucks, and it's impressive he isn't diabetic, or dead from food poisoning (though that was more of a 19th Century thing).
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I think he was wearing more clothes or something because he don't look like that on the IG photos I've seen.
 
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Yeah, I don't know. He's certainly bulky (just look at those thighs), and might have something of a belly going on I'm not sure, but I think that's more muscle than fat.
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He must've been wearing a bulletproof vest or some shit while exploring the plant, cause I can't imagine why he'd look so fat otherwise.
 
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Given that we all seem way more interested in Isaiah's weight than anything else in the latest video, I think that's a clear sign the video wasn't very good. Some of the stuff in the plant looked interesting, but I think Wendi needs a better cameraman and he should cover up a lot of the WOOOOAAAAH with some voice-over commentary or something.

Edit: I'm a tard and got his name wrong.
 
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Spergetti said:
Some of the stuff in the plant looked interesting, but I think Wendi needs a better cameraman and he should cover up a lot of the WOOOOAAAAH with some voice-over commentary or something.
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It was nice to see the kids having a good time.

But yeah, I would have preferred a real tour, or some voiceover with "I looked it up and here's what that thing was."
 
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Spergetti said:
Given that we all seem way more interested in Isaac's weight than anything else in the latest video, I think that's a clear sign the video wasn't very good. Some of the stuff in the plant looked interesting, but I think Wendi needs a better cameraman and he should cover up a lot of the WOOOOAAAAH with some voice-over commentary or something.
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One, I'm pretty sure it's Isaiah.
Two, it's KiwiFarms, every thread eventually becomes a thread about fat people.
 
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