Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Phillip Green]

Chat is begging them to stop this shit and shut Megan up. Kurt is genuinely fuming, super fucking uncomfortable. Happy birthday, I guess?

Megan's drunk. And an old conservative mom.

I'm not so sure if Kurt had the excuse of being shitfaced, or just in the middle of a thirst induced incel-psychosis. He finally just curtly (heh, sorry) dismissed himself after spending the whole stream scowling at anyone making any kind of joke. I remember he had some girlfriend a couple months ago, but I remember even then he was constantly always cringely saying "I love you" on stream which was visibly drying her up like the Sahara. Guess it didn't work out.

Dude seriously needs to get his shit together. A streaming career may not have been a good idea for him.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Racket's slatternly wife is taking him to an underwear bar in Minnesota for his birthday.

 

[beef lo mein]

Nick says he won fetish night costume party at Hedo II? Unclear on what the costume was, Dick asking if there was tying up or bondage, Nick says no. LR got dressed as a Catholic schoolgirl. Nick dressed as the ‘average Caribbean traveler fetish’ and won. No one knows wtf he means. They co-won seven deadly sins night.

And now he’s calling ‘the internet’ faggots again, can we (the farms) stop, Dick says Nick should be buds with Ralph again, very spicy evening!

Quick Balldo review, ‘your penis sits right on the clit’ talking about double penetration, and ‘I would normally never talk about this’, ‘they’re fantastic’. Wow? He is twenty sheets to the wind. Lady Rackets ‘held the Balldo out to him’. He just keeps going, banner night for Rackets.

Sorry this is disjointed, I suck at transcribing. Now he’s ranting about LR’s orgasms.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Rackets ranting about getting shit for being a weirdo.

No we aren't coomer deviants who want to hear about coomer stuff all the time. When one is young, dumb and full of cum one might but its something one grows out of not in to.

And he DP'ed his wife with the Baldo apparently. More information we could have lived without. Wait. No. Jumped the gun. He hasn't DP'ed his wife yet with the Balldo. Either way don't want to hear about it.

 

[Local Fed]

This sounds kind of like a trainwreck episode. Is it worth catching up on tomorrow?

Am I getting it right that Kurt thinks he's ever going to get a virgin waifu or something at his age? He's going to be fortunate if he can find one with a number that can be counted on one hand since he's looks to be in his early 40s at least and isn't quite in a position to call Pitt and Clooney his peers. Realistically he'll be doing stepdad duty or nothing at all.

 

[Phillip Green]

No we aren't coomer deviants.

And here we go. We're all prudes for making fun of his publicly degen behavior. Shame, he'd kind of kept it in check for the last couple weeks. Even Dick seems kind of embarrassed for him. Well, I'm sure he'll enjoy the gay bars in Uptown Lady Rackets is taking him to for his birthday.

 

[beef lo mein]

And here we go. We're all prudes for making fun of his publicly degen behavior. Shame, he'd kind of kept it in check for the last couple weeks. Even Dick seems kind of embarrassed for him. Well, I'm sure he'll enjoy the gay bars in Uptown Lady Rackets is taking him to for his birthday.

Totally agree Dick was trying to slow his roll there. When Dick is trying to shut you down, you know the shit is getting strange af.

 

[Alcoholocaust II]

I do not wish to listen about old people giving each other orgasms after 18 years of marriage. I'd rather do all 7 rings of balldo.

 

[feral cat #6385]

This sounds kind of like a trainwreck episode. Is it worth catching up on tomorrow?

Am I getting it right that Kurt thinks he's ever going to get a virgin waifu or something at his age? He's going to be fortunate if he can find one with a number that can be counted on one hand since he's looks to be in his early 40s at least and isn't quite in a position to call Pitt and Clooney his peers. Realistically he'll be doing stepdad duty or nothing at all.

Sounds more like Kurt is at the "any hole is a goal" stage. Meaning no standards. He should consider checking out the burn ward at his local hospital.

And here we go. We're all prudes for making fun of his publicly degen behavior. Shame, he'd kind of kept it in check for the last couple weeks. Even Dick seems kind of embarrassed for him. Well, I'm sure he'll enjoy the gay bars in Uptown Lady Rackets is taking him to for his birthday.

Yep. Very immature. Like how certain people cast anyone who disagrees with them as literally Hitler.

I don't know who the fuck Camelot is but he is annoying. I hope he gets murdered by a nigger. I hope Megan Fox and her entire family is murdered by niggers too.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Nick's the top Rumble stream and there are over 12,000 viewers lol.

 

[beef lo mein]

This sounds kind of like a trainwreck episode. Is it worth catching up on tomorrow?

Definite trainwreck. I think the Kurt/Megan weirdness made everyone else so uncomfortable, there was a huge lull in the conversation and Rackets is so blasted that he just went off.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Yet another coomer rant. The midlife crisis storyline is getting boring.

Now it's everyone who disagrees with me is an INCEL. How original. Dude must be furiously refreshing his thread.

 

[Potatoherder]

Nick's the top Rumble stream and there are over 12,000 viewers lol.

He peaked at 13.8k, 12k was normal weekly high before he retreated to youtube. Though it was a download trend since his banning.


So coomer Nick is here to stay and 2023 will be the year of degeneracy. I am going to say he'll come out pro-swinger and polyamory during the year. Being against it was one of the pillars of weebwars Nick and he's done a 180 on many of the others.

 

[feral cat #6385]

This Camelot faggot is annoying. Like the male version of Nina Infinity.

No we want to be entertained. Degeneracy isn't sufficiently entertaining.

 

[Phillip Green]

Definite trainwreck. I think the Kurt/Megan weirdness made everyone else so uncomfortable, there was a huge lull in the conversation and Rackets is so blasted that he just went off.

I don't particularly like Robert Barns, but he kind of saved the day with his dumb Evolutionary Psyche non sequitur pull that completely killed the conversation. Until then Nick seemed content to have his good friend Kurt continue going into full blown autistic "I'm suicidal" meltdown live on stream. Poor Runkle and Ron seemed truly verklempt every time Kurt did one of his 'tardo lash-outs at Megan. Kinda funny, I'm not gonna lie.

Yet another coomer rant. The midlife crisis storyline is getting boring.

Tedious, and, worst of all, unfunny. A lesson Dick once preached, but seems to have also forgotten: "complain funnier!"

 

[teriyakiburns]

It's hard to take someone as seriously if when you look at them you know they have a little cuck cage for their balls.

I wonder if he's into the whole chastity cage thing.

I don't want to know. But I do wonder. That shit gets autisticly weird pretty fucking fast, with all the metal protusions and the spikes and the sad little men who think humiliation is a form of love.

 

[ClipBitch]

This situation reminds me of YMS. I like his content, but I have no interest in seeing him in a fursuit doing degenerate things. It drags down my ability to enjoy his movie reviews now that I've seen his asshole. Trying to explain this to him is pointless because he obviously fetishizes the attention. He will become a human pretzel to justify sharing this weird shit with people.

Anyway, if Nick is so cool with being a pervert then he should shove more bottles up his ass and post more pictures of his bug-eyed wife in lingerie.

 

[Potatoherder]

Anyone recall another time Nick has actually had major pushback from his audience for what he himself had done? I wonder if this is the first time. He has gotten pushback for certain guests but that is different. This is a rapid escalation. He went from trying to laugh it off with the drex stream, followed by extreme degen to own the chuds, and now is straight up attacking the audience.

 

[JackoVerde]

is nick gonna acknowledge ralph allededly being in a coma.

 

[ClipBitch]

Anyone recall another time Nick has actually had major pushback from his audience for what he himself had done? I wonder if this is the first time. He has gotten pushback for certain guests but that is different. This is a rapid escalation. He went from trying to laugh it off with the drex stream, followed by extreme degen to own the chuds, and now is straight up attacking the audience.

His reputation is the thing he cares about most and now his reputation is embarrassing, so yeah, I imagine he's not to happy. The few times I've seen him sperg out in the past is when someone called him a liar/hypocrite. Which is now a decent portion of his audience lol.