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- Apr 3, 2016
Welcome to the World of Tim Childree: (Part 1/2)
[GALLERY=media, 1476]TCmainPic by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:49 PM[/GALLERY][GALLERY=media, 1469]TCgamesShirt by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:48 PM[/GALLERY]
[GALLERY=media, 1456]TCbio by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:45 PM[/GALLERY]
Tim’s a fresh cow who’s been popping up in the usual fields for awhile. He carries all the typical attributes of someone who with a light poke will sperg out and begin his journey down the path to lolcow infamy. Tim has flown under the radar mostly due to his pathetically nonexistent online following, but that’s also where the entertainment lever lives because Tim is desperate for acknowledgment.
The Back Story:
[GALLERY=media, 1485]TCyoungTim by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:52 PM[/GALLERY]
Where did it all go wrong?
Tim was raised by ultra-religious parents who home-schooled him up to the point of him enrolling at Georgia College and State University. His mother was essentially an anti-abortion activist at a “Crisis Pregnancy Center”, his father a local dentist. They lived together in a very nice private home on Van Valkenburgh Lake in North Georgia. The activism his mother was involved in combined with his rigid Christian upbringing + landing somewhere on the autism spectrum led to him developing some interesting and possibly fetishized views on rape and abortion. He would eventually turn on God-fear and direct his cripplingly low self-esteem into a religion of another kind, becoming a self-hating SJW to preach the gospel of social justice and white privilege.
[GALLERY=media, 1466]TCdox1 by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:48 PM[/GALLERY]
[GALLERY=media, 1486]TCdaddysHouse by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:52 PM[/GALLERY]
The Childree Family home.
[GALLERY=media, 1461]TCchurchTrigger by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:45 PM[/GALLERY]
The Daily Tim:
Tim’s entire post-college career at the age of 32 consists of either being a NEET living at his dad’s house or working dead end customer service jobs. He displays no marketable skills outside of e-drama, posting Steven Universe gifs, or occasionally talking on “diversity, inclusion, intersectionality and feminism in gaming” podcast Fresh Out of Tokens. He has a daughter whom he creepily always refers to as “youngling” on Twitter, usually when he’s playing with “her” My Little Pony toys. Tim’s recently married to “body positive, massage therapist” Jennifer/@autumnfaery1983 who appears to share the same aspirations in victimhood culture as Tim.
[GALLERY=media, 1467]TCemployment by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:48 PM[/GALLERY]
[GALLERY=media, 1460]TCcallCenter by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:45 PM[/GALLERY]
“Hi, this is Tim at USA Tech Support. Before I direct your call I’d just like to chat with you for a sec about Rainbow Dash and ending cishet white male privilege.”
[GALLERY=media, 1462]TCcustomerService by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:45 PM[/GALLERY]
Has great customer service skills.
[GALLERY=media, 1484]TCwife by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:49 PM[/GALLERY]
[GALLERY=media, 1477]TCmlpSperg by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:49 PM[/GALLERY]
[GALLERY=media, 1478]TCmlpSperg2 by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:49 PM[/GALLERY]
Gamergate:
Tim spent the better part of 2 years of his social media career desperately attempting to receive attention from the “Harassed Women of Gamergate.” His daily sperging reached a level of self-parody when he received just a sliver of attention for his weeks of tweets.
[GALLERY=media, 1473]TCGGAttention by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:48 PM[/GALLERY]
[GALLERY=media, 1470]TCGG1 by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:48 PM[/GALLERY][GALLERY=media, 1471]TCGG2 by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:48 PM[/GALLERY][GALLERY=media, 1472]TCGG3 by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:48 PM[/GALLERY]
(Actually... Nice take on the Wu Tim.)
[GALLERY=media, 1476]TCmainPic by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:49 PM[/GALLERY][GALLERY=media, 1469]TCgamesShirt by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:48 PM[/GALLERY]
[GALLERY=media, 1456]TCbio by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:45 PM[/GALLERY]
Tim’s a fresh cow who’s been popping up in the usual fields for awhile. He carries all the typical attributes of someone who with a light poke will sperg out and begin his journey down the path to lolcow infamy. Tim has flown under the radar mostly due to his pathetically nonexistent online following, but that’s also where the entertainment lever lives because Tim is desperate for acknowledgment.
The Back Story:
[GALLERY=media, 1485]TCyoungTim by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:52 PM[/GALLERY]
Where did it all go wrong?
Tim was raised by ultra-religious parents who home-schooled him up to the point of him enrolling at Georgia College and State University. His mother was essentially an anti-abortion activist at a “Crisis Pregnancy Center”, his father a local dentist. They lived together in a very nice private home on Van Valkenburgh Lake in North Georgia. The activism his mother was involved in combined with his rigid Christian upbringing + landing somewhere on the autism spectrum led to him developing some interesting and possibly fetishized views on rape and abortion. He would eventually turn on God-fear and direct his cripplingly low self-esteem into a religion of another kind, becoming a self-hating SJW to preach the gospel of social justice and white privilege.
[GALLERY=media, 1466]TCdox1 by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:48 PM[/GALLERY]
[GALLERY=media, 1486]TCdaddysHouse by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:52 PM[/GALLERY]
The Childree Family home.
[GALLERY=media, 1461]TCchurchTrigger by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:45 PM[/GALLERY]
The Daily Tim:
Tim’s entire post-college career at the age of 32 consists of either being a NEET living at his dad’s house or working dead end customer service jobs. He displays no marketable skills outside of e-drama, posting Steven Universe gifs, or occasionally talking on “diversity, inclusion, intersectionality and feminism in gaming” podcast Fresh Out of Tokens. He has a daughter whom he creepily always refers to as “youngling” on Twitter, usually when he’s playing with “her” My Little Pony toys. Tim’s recently married to “body positive, massage therapist” Jennifer/@autumnfaery1983 who appears to share the same aspirations in victimhood culture as Tim.
[GALLERY=media, 1467]TCemployment by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:48 PM[/GALLERY]
[GALLERY=media, 1460]TCcallCenter by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:45 PM[/GALLERY]
“Hi, this is Tim at USA Tech Support. Before I direct your call I’d just like to chat with you for a sec about Rainbow Dash and ending cishet white male privilege.”
[GALLERY=media, 1462]TCcustomerService by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:45 PM[/GALLERY]
Has great customer service skills.
[GALLERY=media, 1484]TCwife by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:49 PM[/GALLERY]
[GALLERY=media, 1477]TCmlpSperg by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:49 PM[/GALLERY]
[GALLERY=media, 1478]TCmlpSperg2 by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:49 PM[/GALLERY]
Gamergate:
Tim spent the better part of 2 years of his social media career desperately attempting to receive attention from the “Harassed Women of Gamergate.” His daily sperging reached a level of self-parody when he received just a sliver of attention for his weeks of tweets.
[GALLERY=media, 1473]TCGGAttention by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:48 PM[/GALLERY]
[GALLERY=media, 1470]TCGG1 by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:48 PM[/GALLERY][GALLERY=media, 1471]TCGG2 by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:48 PM[/GALLERY][GALLERY=media, 1472]TCGG3 by TipsyTurnip posted Apr 14, 2016 at 7:48 PM[/GALLERY]
(Actually... Nice take on the Wu Tim.)