Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Abby Normal]

There's also research suggesting that our gut biome heavily influences suicides [sauce, medical Kiwis?]. (For some reason I can’t quote @toilet_rainbow)​

This article would suggest the role of the gut micro biome in mood disorders is suspected but not quite fleshed out.

I especially liked this sentence, about those evil plants: “There is clinical evidence from both epidemiological and several interventional studies that a largely plant based diet, such as the traditional Mediterranean diet, has benefits in the adjuvant treatment of depression”

 

[often puzzled]

The Twitter guy didn't even bring up beans and rice: she did. He stated something that seems like it should be obvious, and she hopped into his replies and flew off the handle. And I really did think that it was just common sense to know that it's generally cheaper to eat at home than to eat out, unless you're cooking very fancy food.

She buys a lot of single-serving stuff, like those microwaveable Rice-A-Roni cups on her Amazon list (and Jimmy Dean bowls, of course). She can't seem to comprehend that a loaf of bread (to move away from using the much-despised rice as an example) last for days and makes many sandwiches and pieces of toast. She apparently refuses to accept this as fact, but she also just can't seem to comprehend it.

She's impressively wasteful. It's hard to imagine getting to her age and being this bad at understanding a budget, but here we are. But, seriously, even a child can grasp that peanut butter sandwiches are cheaper than even the discounted pizza from Joh's dishwashing job.

And, as a reminder, she does have a perfectly good used stove. It's just rusting in the trumpet trailer at the moment. She could be making biscuits and soup, or grilled cheese and stew, or any number of cold-weather foods, but she'd rather nuke a cup of Rice-A-Roni.

Editing to add: And, you know, the more I sit here and mentally tally up the contents of the kitchen, the more I want to add that it's still cheaper to cook at home, even if you're not specifically making budget meals ('poverty food"). Of course it's cheaper if you're carefully stretching your dollars, but just standard cooking-- not budget cooking, not even chef-tier cooking-- is far cheaper than eating out or picking up takeout.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I remember it too, she was complaining about caffeine withdrawals without knowing what it was.

However I do doubt it was 24hrs.

I still don't understand why, if her soda addiction is solely because she needs the caffeine, she doesn't make sweet tea. Black tea contains plenty of caffeine, and when you add as much sugar as Southerners tend to do, you can buy a big box of the cheapest tea bags and a bag of sugar and have many weeks' worth of caffeinated sugarwater at a very low cost.

Alternately, if it's just about the need for caffeine, she could buy pure caffeine in 100 or 200mg capsule form, which is the cheapest way to support a caffeine addiction. It's cheap enough that she could easily afford to stack it with 1-2x L-theanine to keep any jitters at bay.

Bit it's not that Polissa can't; it's that Polissa won't.

Also, as someone else from the thread pointed out once, it's common for white Americans to think of the rice & beans combination as entirely Mexican and therefore "poor". I specify white Americans because white Britbongs fucking love themselves some beans on toast and Tikka masala, which is mainly rice.

A lot of white Americans (especially at lower socioeconomic levels, and who don't still have ties to a specific ethnic culture) don't know how to season bland staples like rice and beans to make them not just palatable, but delicious. Really; they don't. So I have no reason to believe Polissa has any clue about how to use herbs and spices as anything more than kitchen decor.

So when your palate is already blunted by a steady bombardment of extremely sugary and salty convenience foods, and you haven't the first clue how to season anything beyond throwing in tiny amounts of long-expired dollar-store herbs and spices, or dumping a packet of "taco" seasoning in with a pound of ground beef, beans and rice are going to be bland and taste like poverty, rather than something delicious and satisfying. Moros y Cristianos, or Louisiana staple red beans and rice, or lentils or chickpeas in a curry, are all delicious, and don't taste like "poverty food," despite being invented by poor people, but they all require far more seasoning than somebody like Polissa can ever imagine using.

 

[Breadbear]

I still don't understand why, if her soda addiction is solely because she needs the caffeine, she doesn't make sweet tea. Black tea contains plenty of caffeine, and when you add as much sugar as Southerners tend to do, you can buy a big box of the cheapest tea bags and a bag of sugar and have many weeks' worth of caffeinated sugarwater at a very low cost.

Alternately, if it's just about the need for caffeine, she could buy pure caffeine in 100 or 200mg capsule form, which is the cheapest way to support a caffeine addiction. It's cheap enough that she could easily afford to stack it with 1-2x L-theanine to keep any jitters at bay.

Bit it's not that Polissa can't; it's that Polissa won't.


A lot of white Americans (especially at lower socioeconomic levels, and who don't still have ties to a specific ethnic culture) don't know how to season bland staples like rice and beans to make them not just palatable, but delicious. Really; they don't. So I have no reason to believe Polissa has any clue about how to use herbs and spices as anything more than kitchen decor.

So when your palate is already blunted by a steady bombardment of extremely sugary and salty convenience foods, and you haven't the first clue how to season anything beyond throwing in tiny amounts of long-expired dollar-store herbs and spices, or dumping a packet of "taco" seasoning in with a pound of ground beef, beans and rice are going to be bland and taste like poverty, rather than something delicious and satisfying. Moros y Cristianos, or Louisiana staple red beans and rice, or lentils or chickpeas in a curry, are all delicious, and don't taste like "poverty food," despite being invented by poor people, but they all require far more seasoning than somebody like Polissa can ever imagine using.

Gtfo with logic. It has no place here, in the house of the tub trumpet.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I especially liked this sentence, about those evil plants: “There is clinical evidence from both epidemiological and several interventional studies that a largely plant based diet, such as the traditional Mediterranean diet, has benefits in the adjuvant treatment of depression”​

I found what Polissa reminds me of: the jingoistically carnivorous Kzinti in Star Trek: TAS.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

It wasn’t Twitter, it was Facebook:

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YOU NOT NEED SODA YOU DUMB COW.

Dude she is a legit insult to actual disabled people.

Also she’s still retarded for being so weirdly against rice and beans. Seriously. I had a “make what we have lunch” that was just beans, rice, collard greens & sausage with some spices. It wasn’t bad! There’s so much you can do with both of those staples but it’s poor people food I guess

 

[toilet_rainbow]

While I await the inevitable "Trump is facing insurrection charges" response vids from Polissa tonight, here is the Twitter malk. It's more of the same old but mildly interests me all the same



Animal hoarder: I need breathing room! Please buy stuff for my cats like I beg other people to buy every month!

Once again Polissa is convinced she is shadow banned because she is a poor



Only response is from Erin:



Translation (long version): I thought crowdfunders jumping ship from Twitter would mean more people donating to me! But no, now I have to try even harder to panhandle versus do any other thing to make money to take care of my kids!

Translation (short version): no help came

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

While I await the inevitable "Trump is facing insurrection charges" response vids from Polissa tonight, here is the Twitter malk. It's more of the same old but mildly interests me all the same

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Animal hoarder: I need breathing room! Please buy stuff for my cats like I beg other people to buy every month!

Once again Polissa is convinced she is shadow banned because she is a poor

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Only response is from Erin:

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Translation (long version): I thought crowdfunders jumping ship from Twitter would mean more people donating to me! But no, now I have to try even harder to panhandle versus do any other thing to make money to take care of my kids!

Translation (short version): no help came

"I'm doing my best" is such a lame fucking excuse. She gets $800+ a month in disability and only pays $300 in rent. Joh is working so that should be several hundred more dollars, even if he is only working part time. Combined with the almost $200 in SNAP, there is zero reason she should be e-begging every day for basics. I'm not saying they would be having a baller lifestyle, but I'll channel my inner Ray Liotta and ask "Where's the fucking money going, Polissa?"

 

[Conan O'Barbarian]

I'm glad the word "classist" is being brought up now because she really does seem to hate other poor people and look down on them for doing what needs to be done to survive. Not Pissa. She deserves so much more than people who work so much harder.

It is VERY interesting that Pissa believes in the Scotia myth. I do believe that she is completely unaware of her many racist and classist tendencies, yet nonetheless, there they are. The Scotia myth was written for a king of Scots in the post-medieval period to separate the white, culturally more European Scots from the dirty, savage Picts who came before (the Scotia myth claims these EgyptoScots eradicated the Picts when it's basically proven they just assimilated into the Northumbrian kingdom). It was an erasure of history to make the early Scots seem more civilized than they actually were, and the more modern Scots tied to Biblical times. It also served the purpose of giving legitimacy to the royal lineage by claiming that the first Scottish king was also descended from royalty. It was a derivative of another myth that the inhabitants of the British Isles were descendants of refugess from Troy. A load of bullshit, but the kind of thing someone who takes tall tales at face value would swallow whole.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Animal hoarder: I need breathing room! Please buy stuff for my cats like I beg other people to buy every month!

Once again Polissa is convinced she is shadow banned because she is a poor

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Only response is from Erin:

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Translation (long version): I thought crowdfunders jumping ship from Twitter would mean more people donating to me! But no, now I have to try even harder to panhandle versus do any other thing to make money to take care of my kids!

Translation (short version): no help came

I wish social media sites would shadowban the eBeggars and the onlyfans promoters. If your favourite bar or restaurant became flooded with low rent prostitutes and beggars you'd stop going pretty fucking quickly. Polissa obviously provides hours of amusement for us, but for ordinary twitter users who have to scroll past her shrill demands for money and amazon delivers it must get pretty irritating.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

I wonder how much cash and/or goods PodunkLissa has grifted over the years. Add in whatever the Bank of Mom has contributed, plus Joh's sporadic wages--it's gotta be a fairly significant amount at this point. By the looks of things, Polissa doesn't seem to ever go without. Somehow, some way, this slob-goblin always gets what she needs and often, she gets what she wants, too. Her constantly crying poor and co-opting the struggle of poverty is pretty insulting. Is SSDI woefully inadequate to cover the actual cost of living for disabled people? 100%. But imagine if PorkLissa didn't have access to online begging, a mother with deep pockets, nor a spouse that sometimes worked for a paycheque. If she actually suffered genuine hunger and was forced to eat "poor food" for days on end, I could sympathize. But this constant entitlement and pigheaded refusal to do even one single solitary thing to make her own life easier is making me a little bit MATI.

 

[retard strength]

Polissa when she gets beans and rice from Taco Bell: soul food, nourishing, nutritious, healthy

Polissa when she makes beans and rice at home: soul-crusing, misery, empty calories, depressive

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

 

[large_farva]

Pissa: My cat almost had to have his penis amputated because of my neglect, take that evil kiwi farms!

 

[Kweeksilva]

Pissa: My cat almost had to have his penis amputated because of my neglect, take that evil kiwi farms!

Oh and when it gets infected or he inevitably gets blocked up again thanks to her wonderful "care", and she yet again can't afford treatment, I'm sure we'll be the evil people again too.

 

[Broken Pussy]

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Instead of being happy that the cat is better, she’s using his recovery, which she had NOTHING to do with, as an own? Sounds about right. “I have no redeeming qualities as a human being, but this animal I am responsible for miraculously didn’t die, thanks in no part to me, so I win, somehow!” Barf.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

The kindness of others saved Gomez, regardless of whether it was the vet's for keeping the costs low, strangers who took pity and donated or her mother's for footing the bill. Pissa isn't even kind enough to give up soda and processed food to look after him properly.

But yes, we're the evil ones. Obviously.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Just an FYI, much like how not all dog tail wagging is happy, not all cat purring is happy. Cats can purr while they're stressed or as a way to try to heal themselves. It's also possible for a cat to purr so much that he overheats because purring creates body heat. If Gomez is purring 90% of the time, that's really not good. Gomez probably needs to see the vet again, but I don't know if Bank of Mom is able to cover both the vet bill and trailer expenses again (I believe the car insurance money was mostly spent on car repairs; the car had a cracked transmission iirc, which is an expensive repair).

But yeah, I'm evil for pointing out Gomez is miserable.

By the way, since Polly reads the thread— I hope you seethed hard at the changes to your thread title. I wouldn't have changed the Bella euthanasia mention to that if it wasn't so bad that we keep finding new stuff practically daily. I am absolutely adding @Breadbear's animal ownership timelines in OP next update.

Me whenever @Breadbear reveals yet another dead cat:

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Does she not realize that cats stress-purr? Him purring all the time may not be a good sign. It could be an indication that he's in a lot of pain and purring to try and self-sooth.

LOL That was the smoothest of ninjas by @toilet_rainbow

 

[bitchfit]

You kept a suffering cat alive when the kinder thing to do would be to put him to sleep. You sure showed us! Never change, Polissa, animal abuser Campbell of 705 Campbell Street, Florence, Alabama.