Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

Is the contempt thing today for failure to appear where he presented proof that he asked for a Zoom appearance or is this something else? Unless he no showed the one earlier in December too?
The way I read it was that today is for the contempt violations on the RO Vickers has against him. He was given a pass on his failure to appear because he showed proof he sent an email asking for the zoom link the day of the hearing.
 
Ralph vagueposting because he is cucked by the courts:
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Vickers losing whatever this was about was his plan all along. Checkmate Ralph:
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Ralph vagueposting because he is cucked by the courts:
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Vickers losing whatever this was about was his plan all along. Checkmate Ralph:
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Ralph got the W today, no arguing that I suppose.

This does add a large wrinkle going forward though. If he can't see Xander without risking being served multiple filings this puts him in a very interesting position. He will be forced to choose between seeing his son he's spent a year crying about saying he's being kept from and refusing to visit in order to keep a petty courtroom W that would amount to little to nothing in consequences. Granted we already know which way this is going to go...
 
Ralph got the W today, no arguing that I suppose.
Context: it appears that the judge ruled that Ralph had not yet been properly served.

At first I thought that today was a massive win for Ralph. On reflection, I view it as a tactical win for Ralph and a strategic win for Vickers.

Today we got firm and undeniable confirmation that Ralph's legal strategy has been to go into hiding to avoid service.

Vickers has confirmed that he intends to serve Ralph if he visits Xander, so we're in a stalemate situation. Vickers could choose to allow Ralph to dodge service for as long as he avoids visiting Xander. Ralph could claim he's being kept from his son. So both parties could spin the stalemate in their favor. On the other hand: Vickers could choose to take the legal battle out of its holding pattern at any time by locating Ralph and serving him, even if he avoids visiting his son.

Ralph can't hide forever. In fact, he's planning to break cover for a public event in less than a month's time.

Advantage Vickers.
 
I really doubt whatever Vickers is trying to serve Ralph with is so terrible that it's worth giving up visitation, living in hiding and in constant fear of being served.

Ralph is so fucking dumb he actually got baited into Vickers' 3D chess trap.

VIckers holds all the power right now, and even if Ralph decides to allow himself to be served, he goes back to where he would have been if he had never gone into hiding.
 
They generally address those issues separately. It won't look good for him if the court sees a bunch of pictures of him traveling around the world drunk off his ass while claiming poverty.

I think they'll say he can afford to take a few less holidays and pay some more. And if it keeps adding up, it eventually hits felony non-support level and he'll either have to live as a fugitive or get extradited. And actually in California, it's a mere $2,500 in missed payments, although they usually wait until it gets a lot bigger because it's not worth the effort of forcing the deadbeat felon to pay up $2,500, then have to do the same again in a couple months.

They wait until it gets up often into the six figures and then put you behind bars where you get to figure out how to get that money together or else just rot there.
I thought we didn't do debtor's prison anymore,

Also wtf is this? Fucking looney toons chase ? Is this the great American legal system? An episode of the road runner?
 
Context: it appears that the judge ruled that Ralph had not yet been properly served.
I wish Ralph more such victories.
I thought we didn't do debtor's prison anymore,
Welcome to family court.

Also technically you don't. The crime is that you deliberately squandered the money (or are concealing it) to defy a court order. At least that's how the story goes. In any event, California family court is nothing to fuck around with. There is nothing they hate more than a man, other than maybe a white trash Southerner.
 
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Ralph's current California attorney also acts as a public defender and thus has to regularly deal with the lowest of the low in garbage people. The fact they are unwilling to take any new cases from him makes me believe they either don't think they will get paid or that what he is asking them to involve themselves in is such time wasting garbage that is either unwinnable or has the stink of something that would make them look bad that its not worth the money.

It's also possible that the attorneys that he has solicited have started Googling "Ethan Ralph" and have decided they are not big fans of the Killstream.
I wonder why Ralph had such a hard time finding counsel?

I guess we now know how many California attorneys are willing to take on as a client someone who firmly insists on taking the legal strategy of "dodge service forever".
 
If his goal was to just meet Xander then revert to "I'll wait till Xander turns 18. He'll find  me!" then total Ralphamale victory.

Probably why he was so upset that Xander was a bit disheveled in the photos he took; next time Ralph sees Xander he's gonna be shaving.
 
Ralph never intended to visit Xander more than once so I'm sure he will be happy Vickers handed him a convenient excuse to never go again. He only went to visitation because he hated that people could tell him "You've never seen your son". That was it. He has no interest in the child or developing a relationship with him. He doesn't even give a fuck about the child that lives in his house.

I hope Vickers shows up at Ralphamania tho to serve Ralph. That would be funny. Also Ralph will have to park his big red truck a mile away and waddle to Ralphamania in fear of someone putting a GPS tracker on it.
 
Ralph never intended to visit Xander more than once so I'm sure he will be happy Vickers handed him a convenient excuse to never go again. He only went to visitation because he hated that people could tell him "You've never seen your son". That was it. He has no interest in the child or developing a relationship with him. He doesn't even give a fuck about the child that lives in his house.

I hope Vickers shows up at Ralphamania tho to serve Ralph. That would be funny. Also Ralph will have to park his big red truck a mile away and waddle to Ralphamania in fear of someone putting a GPS tracker on it.
The Gunt paid thousands of dollars and went for days without more than the barest minimum to stave off the DTs (or just carried someone else's clean urine) to meet his son because of the shame of Metokur's line of merch.
 
I don't know if Vickers is jewing Ralph or if Ralph is jewing Vickers but I do know that the lawyers whatever is left of them is jewing both of them.
Good lawyers try to get their clients together, bad lawyers, shysters, try to keep the fight going and stoke it up whenever it seems to be petering out. Of course, with these two bombastic idiots, they really need no encouragement to go full retard at each other, so I don't even blame the lawyers. Why not milk these two cunts for whatever they can produce?
 
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