Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Does anyone who yells about fascism today actually know what it is?
Orwell was writing about the abuse of the label "fascism" shortly after the war. "Fascism" has always meant "political out-group does stuff I don't like" for ages.
The phone call with that one guy seems to imply as much
Nah, Pat Rick is deeply submissive IRL altho sometimes his bubbling resentment comes to the fore and he snaps at people (cf. his book unboxing vid).
Didn't confront Andrew. Didn't confront Dan. Patrick shits himself in fear at the thought of meeting a stlaker face to face, a Drachenlord or Ethan Ralph he aint.
 
The phone call with that one guy seems to imply as much, although maybe he did it just because he knew they were from online and thus in-fact a stalker child.

I can only hope that he does as well, like maybe half the reason his wife left him was he belittled her when angry, possibly with the same "child".
Mostly I just want to see him get slapped. I don't think he'd get punched because most men are still squeamish about hitting women with a closed fist (FYI it doesn't feel any different than hitting a man), but they'll slap a bitch no problem.

Because F@t loves to post even the most inane minutiae of his life online, for sure video will get posted. We can then all laugh at him jiggling like a Jell-O mold after the slap lands.
 
Do we have any idea if our Fat Little Buddy Patrick talks to people in real life the way he does online? Like calling them "child" and what not?

I am hoping he does.
I have a hard time believing even the wettest drunk at that shithole bar could put up with Pat if he tried to act badass IRL.

People would be making fun of him constantly. He just sits there and stews in real life.
 
Piggy posted this knee-slapper to his Facebook:

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One like...

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Pat has been confronted with the fact that Dominic sodomized an eight year old girl, he refuses to block him and even made light of the situation.

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The only people who unironically enjoy Pat's content are pedophiles.
 
I'm going to mourn for Fatrick once his fat pig heart gives out. Will we ever find someone with this perfect combination of fat, stupid and narcissistic ever again?
You must be new here. Fat Stupid and Narcissistic is our house sprcialty. Could we interest you in Ethan Ralph? Or Boogie? How about Chantel? Acerthorne seems to be up and coming.
 
Hundreds of pages of speculation, every letter typed to dismiss the awful, horrible, festering elephant in the room....

Patrick is fat.

But, we can't face that fact, the enormity of it all, the stinking pile of truth in front of us.

So, we make fun of his car, or a hundred other diversions, because to even glance upon his impossible immensity for too long brings madness.
 
Never has the “pedo defense force” tag rang so true for Pat until today IMO. Pat is shamelessly clinging onto these degenerates only to uphold his own position as being “one of the writers”, even as they together sink into infamy. I’ll stop myself from diving straight into a-logging by saying that Patrick’s internet presence honestly disgusts me to an extent
 
Hundreds of pages of speculation, every letter typed to dismiss the awful, horrible, festering elephant in the room....

Patrick is fat.

But, we can't face that fact, the enormity of it all, the stinking pile of truth in front of us.

So, we make fun of his car, or a hundred other diversions, because to even glance upon his impossible immensity for too long brings madness.
“It lumbered slobberingly into sight and gropingly squeezed Its gelatinous green immensity through the black doorway into the tainted outside air of that poison city of madness. … The Thing cannot be described—there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order.”
― H.P. Lovecraft, The Call of Fatrick and Other Weird Stories
 
I'm going to mourn for Fatrick once his fat pig heart gives out. Will we ever find someone with this perfect combination of fat, stupid and narcissistic ever again?
Ethan Oliver Ralph. And unlike Fatrick, Ethan is stupid enough to actually get into fights.
I don't think Porky'd be sperging out like this unless he had some dirty laundry under his bed.

Anything you wanna share, Patty?
First he posts a drawing that could reasonably be construed as child porn. Now he's defending pedophiles.

Something stinks, and I don't think it's day-old pepperoni.
 
Hundreds of pages of speculation, every letter typed to dismiss the awful, horrible, festering elephant in the room....

Patrick is fat.

But, we can't face that fact, the enormity of it all, the stinking pile of truth in front of us.

So, we make fun of his car, or a hundred other diversions, because to even glance upon his impossible immensity for too long brings madness.
You have said this many hundreds of times. It made reading through the archive painful to just get page after page of fat haiku and you spamming this shit. It's not funny, it's just spam. Yes he's fat haha we get it.
 
Candace from Texas (who appears to be a democrat) insults piggy's penis:
In this hyper-polarized dystopic Hellscape political climate, making fun of Patrick Tomlinson is the one thing that those of any and all political stripes can unite behind. It's probably the most good he's ever done in the world, honestly.
 
You have said this many hundreds of times. It made reading through the archive painful to just get page after page of fat haiku and you spamming this shit. It's not funny, it's just spam. Yes he's fat haha we get it.
You've been here for three days. If anyone doesn't get to cast aspersions in a two-year old, thirteen hundred page topic, it's you.
 
You have said this many hundreds of times. It made reading through the archive painful to just get page after page of fat haiku and you spamming this shit. It's not funny, it's just spam. Yes he's fat haha we get it.
Hey look, Pat finally found out how to make an account on Kiwi Farms!

”You’ve said this hundreds of times, little baby child. No, it’s not funny to say Fatrick is fat - it’s simply spam, child. No, pages of Fat Haikus are not funny, stalker.“

I have news for you. Fat Haiku is very funny.

Also, Fatrick is Fat. And he actively defends pedophiles!
 
You have said this many hundreds of times. It made reading through the archive painful to just get page after page of fat haiku and you spamming this shit. It's not funny, it's just spam. Yes he's fat haha we get it.

This isn't a fucking joke. How fucking DARE you.

You loathsome thing, you make me fucking sick. Get the fuck out of here, pissant.
 
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