Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

Since when has Rose claimed stiff person syndrome? I don't recall ever seeing her use that hashtag, but admittedly, she creeps me out so badly that I may have just missed it.

I wonder if we'll see an uptick in SPS munching because of Celine Dion's recent announcement.
She's claimed it a while. Rose is a bit tricky to track because she got caught up in her own lies twice before on tiktok and DFEd. There's a list I think of all her claims somewhere in a discord let me go see if I can retrieve it for you.

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Thank you for introducing me to jordan @Kate Farms Shill ! The Toobers always bring something to mind for me:
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Edit: I made this about when that vid with her face features in pt 1. Scrolling through pt.2 and I need someone up on Dune lore to help me find a Jabba-the-hutt like monster with the toob thingy. She's a whole other person now. I mean like in additional mass. Even Ahab wouldn't plunge his harpoon in a white whale so vile. What I am trying to say is she is fat and I would not have sex with her. E2: that'll do pig, that'll do.
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Thank you for introducing me to jordan @Kate Farms Shill ! The Toobers always bring something to mind for me:
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Edit: I made this about when that vid with her face features in pt 1. Scrolling through pt.2 and I need someone up on Dune lore to help me find a Jabba-the-hutt like monster with the toob thingy. She's a whole other person now.

Baron Harkonnen? I’ve read the books but not seen the movie and I know he doesn’t wear the tube thingy but I think he’s the closest to a Jabba the hut.
 
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Baron Harkonnen? I’ve read the books but not seen the movie and I know he doesn’t wear the tube thingy but I think he’s the closest to a Jabba the hut.
I was going to say Baron Harkonnen he's such an enormous fat cunt that'd be the closest physically to jabba or the Guild Pilots because of the mutations from spice and space travel.
 
So if she gets the stupid trach out, will she speak normally like she could before having it installed? Or did she cause permanent damage?
Yeah totally, she's not had it long and the trache is below her cords so it's no worries.

One of the reasons you switch from a normal endotracheal (from the mouth or nose down to the airways) tube to a trache for a patient who needs long term ventilation is that an endotracheal tube has to pass between the vocal cords. Having a foreign body in there for a while can cause some damage to the cords, but she skipped over that step.

To be honest I'm not really sure why she failed the speaking valve, the most common reason people seem to fail is due to heavy or thick secretions but that shouldn't be an issue for her. Maybe just because it's harder work than speaking normally.
 
To be honest I'm not really sure why she failed the speaking valve, the most common reason people seem to fail is due to heavy or thick secretions but that shouldn't be an issue for her. Maybe just because it's harder work than speaking normally.
Probably didn't like the way it made her sound. PMVs sound like you're the christmas ghost of cigarettes past. Not suitable for a sick princess.
 
Probably didn't like the way it made her sound. PMVs sound like you're the christmas ghost of cigarettes past. Not suitable for a sick princess.
well she's now looking into an electronic voice box used for people with largyngectomies which I would argue is even worse, and certainly doesn't suit her 〜✴♡aesthetic♡✴〜
 
Yeah totally, she's not had it long and the trache is below her cords so it's no worries.

One of the reasons you switch from a normal endotracheal (from the mouth or nose down to the airways) tube to a trache for a patient who needs long term ventilation is that an endotracheal tube has to pass between the vocal cords. Having a foreign body in there for a while can cause some damage to the cords, but she skipped over that step.

To be honest I'm not really sure why she failed the speaking valve, the most common reason people seem to fail is due to heavy or thick secretions but that shouldn't be an issue for her. Maybe just because it's harder work than speaking normally.
My suspicion is that she claims to need too much vent support to be able to use the PMV.

The whole tracheostomy and home ventilator situation is among the most fascinating things about Rose.
 
My suspicion is that she claims to need too much vent support to be able to use the PMV.

The whole tracheostomy and home ventilator situation is among the most fascinating things about Rose.
Which also doesn't make sense as she said she can speak with the PMV when she's off the vent. I guess technically she might be good for a few sentences and go back on, which would be a hassle switching between them as you need to deflate and inflate your cuff etc.
But of course nothing about her makes sense.

I would love to know what the Respiratory Therapists that deal with Rose think of her.
 
Which also doesn't make sense as she said she can speak with the PMV when she's off the vent. I guess technically she might be good for a few sentences and go back on, which would be a hassle switching between them as you need to deflate and inflate your cuff etc.
But of course nothing about her makes sense.

I would love to know what the Respiratory Therapists that deal with Rose think of her.
In that very edited video the other day she was off the vent the whole time she was filming which was probably a good half hour opening all those parcels and remained well perfused throughout with no gasping or stridor or any noticble breathing dificulty but the PMV kept flying off and she was hacking and coughing and choking the whole time she was trying to speak.
I think she just can't do it, is a Hot mess express trying and has given up rather than persevere because gross hacking and secretions flying everywhere is not fitting with the dolly aesthetic.
 
Just wanted to say, of course Jordan used her Make-A-Wish on meeting someone like Colleen Ballinger. She's the woman who does the Miranda Sings character, she's fucking weird and gross and INCREDIBLY obnoxious. I know there's a subreddit about her too, can't say that she's cow material but she's definitely a specimen. Miranda uses a LOT of bathroom humor and sexual innuendos and it's weird, because her audience is largely teenagers and she's like 30. Colleen also does family vlogs that showcase what a neurotic cunt she is but she has a lot of weirdly devoted fans.

Idk if anyone cares that much but hey, the autism compels me to dump info when I have it
 
@Kate Farms Shill , doing the Lords work as per usual.

The whole thing with Rose is really interesting, but I agree that it's not the sunshine and rainbows she thought it would be and doesn't fit her *uWu cute old lady* aesthetic so she suddenly doesn't want it anymore. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. HAHA.

I also seriously thought Jordan would tale the CRPS thing further.* I'm kind of sad that she didn't and just turned into a human blimp.

*Someone I know in real life started claiming CRPS and ended up munching an amputation (after failing at getting to the olympics) and failing at getting into the paralympics. Absolute train wreck, but also a mate and obviously has/had some serious problems. Seems fine now.
 
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@Kate Farms Shill , doing the Lords work as per usual.

The whole thing with Rose is really interesting, but I agree that it's not the sunshine and rainbows she thought it would be and doesn't fit her *uWu cute old lady* aesthetic so she suddenly doesn't want it anymore. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. HAHA.

I also seriously thought Jordan would tale the CRPS thing further.* I'm kind of sad that she didn't and just turned into a human blimp.

*Someone I know in real life started claiming CRPS and ended up munching an amputation (after failing at getting to the olympics) and failing at getting into the paralympics. Absolute train wreck, but also a mate and obviously has/had some serious problems. Seems fine now.
Oh hello old fren! I think somewhere in Jordan's mind she knows claiming to be in constant pain while that obese is going to get her a ton of advice about how she should lose weight and exercise, which she doesn't want to hear. This is why I don't like when they just get fat, because then their whole persona becomes about deflecting why they need TPN if they're obese and not the constant medical drama.

As much as I enjoy the humiliation pornography that is her current feed, I would also really like her to go back to being super skinny, treating her local hospital system like a luxury hotel, and sabotaging her toys as soon as she gets them.

ETA: @choccy milk, yeah I was totally unaware of this person but the redditors who told me about the videos where her friends exposed how much she was eating also gave me the 10 second version and sent me the link to the subreddit about her. I found it particularly funny that she dodges accusations of an eating disorder all the time. So we have the skinny woman who doesn't eat but says she does and the obese woman who eats but says she doesn't, having dinner today.

Please baby jesus may she livestream this.
 
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