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Marty was theorizing it was aids foot, from what I could skim of his stream. I don't tend to watch Marty unless in the highlight I see Cyraxx gets involved. Could also be gout. Diabetes? probably not. If he had the 'betus he would be hemming and hawing trying to rack of sympathy points. "THE TROLLS GAVE ME DIABETES CUS OF STRESS".Yeah, that's the foot Marty showed.
I guess Chance isn't fibbing about it being swollen, but I wonder what all's going on to cause it.
Outside of not showering. We all know the goblin melts in warm water.
I'm not a medical professional, so the first paragraph is pure conjecture.
If Marty could get a photo of his foot, then it's only a matter of time before we get a decent photo with something to compare him too, hopefully a door for reference.Chance has claimed that he's 5'3 and 150lbs in the past, but it's obvious he's completely full of shit there. It's estimated he's well under 5ft, around 4'9, and I agree with that assessment. Since he never leaves the goblin nest there's only one object he interacts with that could be used as a hard reference, his guitar.
I can't say exactly how long that Glarry is from headstock to strap button, but your standard Stratocaster copy will have a 25.5in scale length (distance between the nut and the bridge). And given how he small he looks while holding it, yeah I don't think he's even cracking the 5ft barrier.
For another point of comparison, Angus Young is 5'2 and plays a Gibson SG which has a 24.75in scale length. While it does make him look a bit like a child playing a real big boy guitar, it's not to the same degree that it does with Chance.
As for his weight, the only way he could be 150lbs is if his head had the density of a dying sun. He'd either have to be insanely jacked with 0% bodyfat or a very fat little fucker to weigh that much with his tiny frame. He's neither, it's basically an orange sitting on some toothpicks. So I estimate his weight to be around 75-90lbs at the absolute most.
I could see it, but have a hard time believing it. Coming from Cyraxx he'll lie over the most mundane things. He probably thinks every higher number the better no matter the circumstance. I could see him lying about his weight to see like a big boy as he tries to mask his insecurities.Around 100. Tangerine cat was going to buy him a new racing rig for him when she and Chance was "a couple", so she had to get the right height and weight etc from him. Chance told her that he weighed 100 pounds.