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If he does go on with that retarded move then he should have at least one last troll to make his a-logs seethe long after he's gone.
 
Searching up "Muskolini" brings up some interesting characters, This one is obsessed with 8chan by the looks of it and speaks German in a lot of his other tweets.
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This one seems to favorite NSFW models and spergs about art stuff.
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I'm slightly surprised that he isn't going to stay on the ship that he has busted holes in last few weeks.
When he wanted to buy Twitter, I was confused and thought it was quite stupid because social media sites and apps are very difficult to make profitable and oftentimes it leads to the company selling your information and a bunch of ads.

And then when he got there, he started firing folks in droves which was also confusing because the good corporate scumbag move is to learn and potentially train employees the stuff that the guy you want to fire knows and then you fire them. But they just kicked them out quickly and then they realized that they needed them for admin privileges and also they needed folks who have been there for years to explain how the thing worked. And then at the end, they just had a bunch of folks on H1B visas that were being overworked and had no idea what they were doing. Also there was that "code review" thing. I genuinely don't understand how you could review code on a scale or something because, speaking as mostly a lay person, I've seen folks talk about how there have been certain lines of code where you try to alter it in any way, everything breaks, and you're just sitting there going "Well fuck, this shit has to stay in there, I guess."

And then there was the whole twitter blue thing that everyone said was going to cause issues, then they did it anyway, then there were issues that folks talked about, and then they shut it down.

It's strange how I'm a normal person finding issues with Elon's decisions and the man does not see these flaws or intentionally avoids thinking about how his ideas could potentially be wrong. I'm reminded of that time where there were people trapped in a cave and Elon talks about sending a submarine to them. The folks said it was too big and they didn't want it, and the dude got butthurt. Or the time where Elon wanted his Tesla team to make respirators out of car parts. My dude, the engineers there only know how to build cars, how the absolute fuck are they going to figure out how make a respirator that is the same quality of medical company's? This isn't an Apollo 13 scenario where you can ramshackle something together.

All in all, it's just been a very strange time observing this.
 
Yeah, it made me look into Tesla cars, only to realize they're fucking shit like all electric cars
Aren't Tesla semi trucks shit at actually hauling things? You know, the thing they're supposed to do?
If it turns out that Musk is being serious with this poll, then he just wasted $44 Billion just for a brief troll, and to ask nicely if he can stop his trolling.
Didn't he used his Tesla stocks as collateral when he wanted to buy Twitter? All that for a troll? That would be incredibly idiotic.
 
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Aren't Tesla semi trucks shit at actually hauling things? You know, the thing they're supposed to do?

Didn't he used his Tesla stocks as collateral when he wanted to buy Twitter? All that for a troll? That would be incredibly idiotic.
Tesla semi would work for in-town deliveries but it’s not for over the road
 
Or the time where Elon wanted his Tesla team to make respirators out of car parts. My dude, the engineers there only know how to build cars, how the absolute fuck are they going to figure out how make a respirator that is the same quality of medical company's? This isn't an Apollo 13 scenario where you can ramshackle something together.

Apparently this one was actually real. They made a small, intricate valve component for a particular ventilator on a spaceX line that normally makes small intricate valves for rockets. It did help, in a small way.
 
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Aren't Tesla semi trucks shit at actually hauling things? You know, the thing they're supposed to do?

Recent test went 500 miles @ 81,000lbs (yes, ev trucks get an extra 2k or 3k lbs thanks to law).
The thing about EV semis is they don't need gear reduction or turbos to spool up. They get 100% torque from 0 rpm.
 
If Elon does step down from CEO the most likely person he's going to hand it off to is his crony Jason Calacanis and his pal Lex Fridman. Another possibility is a literal who that is just simply a mouth piece for him. His meeting in Qatar must have gone wrong and scared the shit out of him because his tune changed incredibly quickly.
either way, it will just be a figurehead.
 
I hope he steps down as CEO and lets a string of retards run the place, all of whom resign after a week or two bc none of them can handle it, running the platform completely into the ground. The best possible outcome from Musk buying twitter is that twitter falls apart and dies. Him stepping down as CEO will almost certainly bring us closer to that.
 
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