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Something Awful said:
Orders for Wiggler stickers are now open!

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Featuring:
Judge Wiggler to celebrate Destiny's upcoming lawsuit against Keffals
Wiggler commemorating the utter destruction of the Kiwi Farms
Autistic Conductor Wiggler with gender pills for the kids
Wiggler who amputated his arm, replaced it with a hook and now identifies as a pirate
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All aboard!

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Morally Self Righteous said:
Keffals' sidekick, the Catboy Collector, is proud of their work.

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Thank you for the hard work.

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Morally Self Righteous said:
Keffals' sidekick, the Catboy Collector, is proud of their work.

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Took me about an hour to create the wriggler gif template and then create my own shitty version drunk as fuck, minimal graphic design experience and had literally no experience creating gifs

How do you fucking take that long on a couple of rectangles and lines?
 
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The sticker sheet is on the Whiteforest merch page (https://archive.vn/tkRKZ).
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That's interesting because, over the summer, Keffals registered the Shopify merch store keffals.net, which went down during DropKiwiFarms (https://archive.vn/kEmPQ). The domain was hacked or hijacked by November and now displays Destiny's manifesto and unrelated schizophrenia (https://archive.vn/zO1Kv). This sticker sheet being on Whiteforest is far from a win for Keffals -- it represents his failure to maintain a simple merch store by himself, which is something most content creators do. All he could manage to make by himself is egregiously overpriced shirts with horrible MS Paint art. He couldn't even be bothered to create a full description for the Shopify store.

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Lucas, you will never be a woman, you will never coom again, and you will never be a good content creator.
 
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Brutality said:
Lucas and his minions have been doing nothing but lamenting that twitter is no longer their hugbox. however one person brought up one of Luke's former allies.
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Read about zrcalo here. Though i can't exactly blame the Jannies on wanting to forget that Lucas allied with a literal (dead) dog fucker.
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I wish Zrcalo was a dead dogfucker and not a dead-dog fucker.
 
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Trianon said:
Kat would use anonymous Twitter accounts as sources for those stories until it became clear that one of her most-cited sources was working undercover as PR for Heard. There were a lot of ties suggesting she was either a PR agent or a bot created by a firm to spread certain talking points inorganically. So literally what Johnny was accused of doing. Good job watchdogging online influencers, Kat.
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It's weird how these "watchdogs" keep doing stuff like this or how "disinformation" specialists like Ben Collins use only people like Keffals as a source for anything. It's almost like that's their goal but they tell me they're actually fighting against this so that can't be the case. "I'm not malicious I'm just so stupid as to be terrible at my one job!"
 
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Sailor Troon said:
The sticker sheet is on the Whiteforest merch page (https://archive.vn/tkRKZ).
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That's interesting because, over the summer, Keffals registered the Shopify merch store keffals.net, which went down during DropKiwiFarms (https://archive.vn/kEmPQ). The domain was hacked or hijacked by November and now displays Destiny's manifesto and unrelated schizophrenia (https://archive.vn/zO1Kv). This sticker sheet being on Whiteforest is far from a win for Keffals -- it represents his failure to maintain a simple merch store by himself, which is something most content creators do. All he could manage to make by himself is egregiously overpriced shirts with horrible MS Paint art. He couldn't even be bothered to create a full description for the Shopify store.

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Lucas, you will never be a woman, you will never coom again, and you will never be a good content creator.
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charging nearly 40 CAD (that's around 29 ameribux) for that lazy piece of shite hoodie.
 
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lrresistable said:
it seems every other alternative freedom of speech website will be taking a hit, so long as the populist commitment to the users holds up.
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Got suspended for calling someone a faggot on twitter, rip

Since the guy is presumably straight, just extremely faggy, i'm failing to see how I harassed him on his non-existent LGBT sexuality.
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'free speech' on that platform didn't last long, lol
 
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Lucas, you will never be a woman, you will never coom again, and you will never be a good content creator.
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Keffals clinging to its italian blood on that horrible shirt gives strongs cherokee chris chan vibes, and makes me doubt of its family actually having itlian blood in the veins.
Also, why do the wiggler thing has floppy ears? if it's supposed to be a calico cat (like the only female creature Keffals doesn't hate, probavly because neutered) then it should have pointy ears, how can you fail drawing a cat so badly?
 
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Sailor Troon said:
The sticker sheet is on the Whiteforest merch page (https://archive.vn/tkRKZ).
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That's interesting because, over the summer, Keffals registered the Shopify merch store keffals.net, which went down during DropKiwiFarms (https://archive.vn/kEmPQ). The domain was hacked or hijacked by November and now displays Destiny's manifesto and unrelated schizophrenia (https://archive.vn/zO1Kv). This sticker sheet being on Whiteforest is far from a win for Keffals -- it represents his failure to maintain a simple merch store by himself, which is something most content creators do. All he could manage to make by himself is egregiously overpriced shirts with horrible MS Paint art. He couldn't even be bothered to create a full description for the Shopify store.

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Lucas, you will never be a woman, you will never coom again, and you will never be a good content creator.
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Whens the kiwiggler sticker pack coming out? come on Josh
 
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Morally Self Righteous said:
Keffals' sidekick, the Catboy Collector, is proud of their work.

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And here's some syringe stickers that I do believe took an hour of work:
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How morbid is it to have your medication be a part of your sticker pack/brand? The kool-aid is hormones and Jim Jones is still in the testing your faith phase.

Backinpogform said:
We’re so integral to his life he literally made us part of his brand
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Aww! We love him too, how sweet he still thinks of us. (yes, sarcasm)

glass_houses said:
I will lay down fifty dollars that I don't have and say that it was free clip art he got from the internet.
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I don't know if it was but even if it is I'll let you keep it anyway since it's the same quality.

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All aboard!

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Thank you for the hard work.

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I love these types because these upset him the most. Thanks.

umami's milk said:
charging nearly 40 CAD (that's around 29 ameribux) for that lazy piece of shite hoodie.
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This is an arts and crafts project you can do cheaper at Walmart or Amazon, what a shame.

Blackstar said:
What if the next merch run after the patches was for kiwi wigglers?
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HatredOfScissors said:
Whens the kiwiggler sticker pack coming out? come on Josh
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I don't know if there's copyright involved in such - I don't want Lucas to actually try and sue Null for something he could be justified in doing. It's also somewhat of a temporary fad. If Null ever wanted to use the concept I'd draw original new ones free of charge if he asked so we wouldn't just be tracing over the original like I did (lol). But there's other merch problems right now IIRC.
 
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