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Keystone said:
My guesses:
1. That kike Jared Kushner threatened him with something in Qatar
2. He really just doesn't wanna do it anymore and wants to step out or step back
3. Bot trap
4. He wants to bring in a hatchetman CEO to implement the serious changes/crazy ideas and soak up the criticism, then boot the hatchetman and step back in to look better by comparison
5. le epik trolle
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All he needs to do if the poll ends unfavorably is to declare he's going to wait 4-6 weeks for the mail-in votes to arrive so he can be sure the poll meets the highest standards of safety and security, on par with any election held in strong, robust mature democracies around the world.
 
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Gold checks for companies now. That's new. Wonder if it's a delayed response to the Eli Lilly insulin hoax.
 
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Halmaz said:
This is such horseshit. This has been the funniest event this year and the leftoids might get their Christmas wish after all. Not fair.
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Life isn’t fair, kid.

Keystone said:
My guesses:
1. That kike Jared Kushner threatened him with something in Qatar
2. He really just doesn't wanna do it anymore and wants to step out or step back
3. Bot trap
4. He wants to bring in a hatchetman CEO to implement the serious changes/crazy ideas and soak up the criticism, then boot the hatchetman and step back in to look better by comparison
5. le epik trolle
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1. I don’t think there needs to be threats of anything. Elon knew that he couldn’t have his site just be a free for all wasteland. I can’t even think of something Jared could use as a threat.

2 and 4. If Elon is trying to find somebody to do his dirty work, who’s there to trust to implement it, and NOT go rogue or drunk with power like everyone that was fired? And who’d be willing to take that level of abuse and death threats from the most unhinged and dedicated of haters?

3. How many boys are there still? Is this a way to find who runs them?
 
Dude Christmas said:
Poll is closed.
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I knew it! It was all a ploy by the Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God to forge the invisible Nigger votes, fake votes, for Nigger cannot read or write, designed this way by the Gangster Worldwide Communist Police Force, all to force Elon the Musk to step down as the Ceo of Twitter (meaning speech murder incorporated).
 
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Keystone said:
My guesses:
1. That kike Jared Kushner threatened him with something in Qatar
2. He really just doesn't wanna do it anymore and wants to step out or step back
3. Bot trap
4. He wants to bring in a hatchetman CEO to implement the serious changes/crazy ideas and soak up the criticism, then boot the hatchetman and step back in to look better by comparison
5. le epik trolle
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3 seems the most likely. There is no way he just pulls a Pinochet and fucks off
 
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Neil said:
Jerry Hamboner is really, really vying HARD for the "#1 Elon Musk dickrider of the Year 2022" award.

First, Elon threw him some attention and rolled back an extremely idiotic decision banning people from sharing links to other social media sites.
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Now he believes him and Elon are best friends, so when Elon posted his poll asking if he should step down from Twitter, of course, Jeremy shit his pants and started panic tweeting.
Begging Elon to call him on the phone so he can beg him to stay 1 on 1:
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Begging Elon to make him the new CEO:
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Unironically comparing this to 9/11:
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Calling all hands on deck, red alert across the Twitter right wing griftosphere:
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Begging MrBeast to get on his side:
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The guy's a few seconds away from literally flying down to San Francisco to gargle on Elon's nuts IRL for free to get him to stay
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This might just be the gayest behavior I've ever seen one man display towards another man that he isn't (currently) sexually engaged with.
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this is so bizarre, I wouldn't for a second blame him at the start for dickriding to get a shot at possibly being the CEO of a billion dollar company and all the absurd doors that opens further on, but then getting desperate for his e-daddy to not step down afterwards is just cringeworthy. Dude's an adult acting like a teenage jordan peterson fan.
 
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PoisonedBun said:
Sorry if that was a retarded question. It's wild to me you can spend $44 billion dollars on something and not fully own it, especially a website like Twitter.

I do find it interesting he was legally obligated to go through with it. Twitter must not have been as valuable to the feds as people here keep thinking it was, or else they would have found a way to keep it out of his control.
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Over a quarter of the money used to buy twitter was effectively loans from banks and investments. On one hand, yes, its wacky to think someone could spend all that money to not totally own something, but notably- not all the money he bought twitter with was his.

Sammich said:
Didn't blackrock and another big investment company buy in as well? I know I vaguely remember the Oracle fellow, ellison. if you wanna dig in a bit more here's a link i found that might help.
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Thanks for not linking.

This is where some conflicting information pops up. Most places seem to say that there is roughly 69-89 million shares of Tesla stock, yet others claim well up to 3.46 BILLION shares. However, Blackrock is said here to own 171 million shares, hence meaning I may well have to completely redo the math for who owns how much- nullifying my previously thought 'well informed' post. However, in the same article regarding blackrock also mentions Vanguard group owning a massive hunk of it also.
 
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WarJams said:
A handful of the shittiest people you know got timed out from Twitter for a few hours and these idiots think it's Kristallnacht.

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Thursday_Night_Massacre_(Twitter)

These are the least impressive, least serious people imaginable.
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