Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[The Taco Santo!]

I still can’t help but think there is a connection between this and why he has no contact with his daughter. There must be something his ex-wife sensed or saw that would lead to her revoking all contact and connection of his daughter to Fatrick.

I think Patrick responded to her filing for divorce with wildly unhinged behavior, including stalking, harassment, and threats, like any good narcissist would when his monstrously bloated ego was punctured. Pringle Can Jon confirmed as much, though not in any real detail. I think evidence of that behavior was clear enough and convincing enough that a judge signed off on revoking his parental rights. It's not like the family court would just look at Pat, say "LOL, fat!" and grant a revocation like we would, there must have been some seriously disturbing shit revealed.

 

[Meriasek]

A poem in the style of Baldrick's war poetry.
"Fatrick", by Meriasek.
Fat fat fat fat fat fat fat
FAT FAT fat fat fat fat fat fat
Fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat
FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT

My main inspiration was Gym Rat Pat's incredible dedication to fitness.

 

[Broadside]

Do you feel clever for writing this? You're clearly the ringleader of the endless spam that is intermittently interrupted by stolen content from ona. If patrick wrote anything as pathetic as this you'd never let him forget it.

Hey motherfucker, it was me who started the haiku trend- me! Ya hear me?

Anyway, here's 15 more that I wrote:

Another year
Still he hasn't paid the debt
Quasi is patient

"Wrong again, stalker"
"You are going to prison"
Such amusing cope

Patrick Tomlinson
Five syallables in his name
He's still quite fat though

At 2311
He sits and festers online
CorrecT the record

He just can't stop it
Posting online and making
A fool of himself

Behold, a fat pig
"Haven't gained a pound, stalker."
More lies from the pig

Rumours abounding
Big Nikki has a fetish
Farts in the clamhole

You're going to jail
Impotent threats from the pig
We gather and laugh

37K
At last count this was his debt
How will he pay it?

We laugh and we joke
You cope and seethe on Twitter
Who is winning, Pat?

Spring rolls round again
Patrick is in his garden
Salting the earth, idiot

"It's Red October-
But in space!" He says, grinning
How uninspired

Hooligans late night
Pat used to close the bar out
He's too old these days

A deadbeat father
A failed sci-fi author
A sad, bankrupt man

Mama Raven said
"You're a special boy, Patrick"
He took that to heart

 

[JustStopDude]

Do you feel clever for writing this? You're clearly the ringleader of the endless spam that is intermittently interrupted by stolen content from ona. If patrick wrote anything as pathetic as this you'd never let him forget it.

I for one, appreciate the bit, but it's not really the style of the farms.

It's honestly depressing how many people are triggered by it.

 

[Broadside]

How droll, his use of the imperial "We" in his terms of surrender. The Reality Distortion Field surrounding Patso has recently grown several orders of magnitude stronger. And significantly larger, in order to completely envelop his ever-growing mass.

Elon doesn't need to surrender. He won. He owns twitter. Fat White Lump lost. He owns <checks notes> a rustang, a school girl's motor scooter (Maybe. It may not be paid off.) and a house a business a thriving career a whole lot of nothing, not even a blue check mark to his name.

Patso has been losing followers for the past 9 days. He's trying to stay above the 50k mark with this sort of tweetery. The slow drain on his follower count is far more entertaining than one large drop would be. It's like peeling off the band-aid slowly.

Anti-Malthusian Pat is making an appearance. The Dunning-Kruger is strong in A-M Pat.
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Also, *horde* resources. Are we going into a Commie Pat arc soon?

"Resources are effectively infinite"

What the everloving fuck do this mean, Pat??

 

[The Taco Santo!]

He's walking like he just shit his pants.

It's very submissive, he doesn't make eye contact with any of the scary fascists as he waddles by, he doesn't even swing his arms. Even the child comment he throws out is done in a tentative, weak way, like he's ready to sprint towards the cop if the fascist childs turn and step towards him.

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Everyone knows where you are 99% of the time, Pat: at home drinking and tweeting, or at Hoolie's drinking, tweeting, and eating really unappetizing bar food.

I like the bomb threats part, myself. The bomb threats that no one in the hotel are aware of? The threats that no one can locate police reports about? Very scary stuff, one might almost think that tough guy Pat is seriously just a gaping vagina trying to biggen himself up as being so important he gets threatened on a regular basis.

Wrong again stalker, he'll simply retreat to the warm embrace of Susan, his two stroke muscle car.

Uncle Paul is completely harmless? Tell that to the children who get preyed on by that disgusting creepy manlet.
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Imagine having that face on the other end of a camera. Or worse, looming over you as he touches you in your no-no places. "Why, Uncle Paul, why?" you say. It's because he is a pervert, child, and he doesn't care about your discomfort or even pain, just so long as he gets his rocks off. That may even be part of the attraction. I bet he's one of the "I enjoy defiling innocence" pedophiles. He seems the type.

It's Red October-
But in space!" He says, grinning
How uninspired

Perfect.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Do you feel clever for writing this? You're clearly the ringleader of the endless spam that is intermittently interrupted by stolen content from ona. If patrick wrote anything as pathetic as this you'd never let him forget it.

December account
Content-copping people's posts
Pay Quasi, pig-tits.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

How droll, his use of the imperial "We" in his terms of surrender. The Reality Distortion Field surrounding Patso has recently grown several orders of magnitude stronger. And significantly larger, in order to completely envelop his ever-growing mass.

Elon doesn't need to surrender. He won. He owns twitter. Fat White Lump lost. He owns <checks notes> a rustang, a school girl's motor scooter (Maybe. It may not be paid off.) and a house a business a thriving career a whole lot of nothing, not even a blue check mark to his name.

Patso has been losing followers for the past 9 days. He's trying to stay above the 50k mark with this sort of tweetery. The slow drain on his follower count is far more entertaining than one large drop would be. It's like peeling off the band-aid slowly.

Anti-Malthusian Pat is making an appearance. The Dunning-Kruger is strong in A-M Pat.
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Also, *horde* resources. Are we going into a Commie Pat arc soon?

Just because the world currently produces more food than what is needed (back in the day when articles on this shit was written by authors who didn't know anything about science or any form of business management, it was 1.5x as the population was 7.6 billion people. Today as of December 19th 2022, it's more like 1.2x as we're passed 8 billion people). The reason why food shortages exist is because third world shit holes don't know a thing about keeping food stored and logistics. Part of that is because they're just too stupid to understand simple concepts other countries have understood for literally thousands of years, so up to 40% of their food goes to waste. Get rid of stupid people you get rid of waste.

Also, a fat man shouldn't be talking about world hunger.

 

[polyester]

Behold, a fat pig
"Haven't gained a pound, stalker."
More lies from the pig

 

[Next Task]

I doubt it's Patrick because the real Fatty wouldn't have the self-restraint to only focus on one target.

It's definitely not Pat. Far more likely to be an OnA poster, considering that was the main group of posters who were annoyed by the poetry last time it broke out.

(I sympathise a little bit with the fat thing. I fell a couple of weeks behind on the thread once, and it really shows the thread would be significantly shorter if you took out the posts that just call him fat without any real creativity, or as part of a fuller, rounder, more obese post. The number of posts that are even just, 'How come no one's mentioned how fat Pat is?' - binge on the thread and they do get repetitive. Though on the other hand, if that's your issue then you should enjoy when some creativity is put into it, like with the haiku and limericks.)

 

[Al from Dadeville]

In honor of the page number, did you know that despite making up only 13% of the population, black people are 52% of the pepperoni produced in the greater Milwaukee area?

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

"Resources are effectively infinite"

What the everloving fuck do this mean, Pat??

If I'm reading it right, when humans invented agriculture 10,000 years ago, we stopped evolving and no longer needed to "horde" food or fight other tribes but we do so anyway because the big bad "ownership class." Resources are effectively infinite because the ownership class owns Walmarts and Hooligans and maybe even that one artisanal pepperoni join in Milwaukee where food would always be plentiful except when the ownership class causes famines because they're evil or something.

tl;dr just 1.7 GPA things

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I wonder what Pat's Christmas plans are.

 

[Maude Snew]

"Resources are effectively infinite"

What the everloving fuck do this mean, Pat??

Let me bust out my Fat to English dictionary here.

He means "there's always more niggers to butcher, child."

 

[Wodanaz]

They're still going. One of Pat's sycophants actually DMs the podcast guy, defends Pat while calling him an asshole. LOL. This is what your "fans" think of you piggy.

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Here's what Pat's defender said:

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if he gets so uppity and defensive about some no name talking about talking about things tangentially related to him on a podcast, imagine the nuclear bomb that will drop when porsalin releases his fatrick video.
also for anyone who needs to be reminded: patrick s tomlinson is a fat faggot with bitch tits

 

[Uncle Buck]

Hey motherfucker, it was me who started the haiku trend- me! Ya hear me?

Anyway, here's 15 more that I wrote:

Another year
Still he hasn't paid the debt
Quasi is patient

"Wrong again, stalker"
"You are going to prison"
Such amusing cope

Patrick Tomlinson
Five syallables in his name
He's still quite fat though

At 2311
He sits and festers online
CorrecT the record

He just can't stop it
Posting online and making
A fool of himself

Behold, a fat pig
"Haven't gained a pound, stalker."
More lies from the pig

Rumours abounding
Big Nikki has a fetish
Farts in the clamhole

You're going to jail
Impotent threats from the pig
We gather and laugh

37K
At last count this was his debt
How will he pay it?

We laugh and we joke
You cope and seethe on Twitter
Who is winning, Pat?

Spring rolls round again
Patrick is in his garden
Salting the earth, idiot

"It's Red October-
But in space!" He says, grinning
How uninspired

Hooligans late night
Pat used to close the bar out
He's too old these days

A deadbeat father
A failed sci-fi author
A sad, bankrupt man

Mama Raven said
"You're a special boy, Patrick"
He took that to heart

I think that's wonderful. I'm something of an author myself - though clearly not on your level, but I think the group will enjoy this:

There once was a faggot called "P@t",
who claimed to write stories, and that,
who seethted all day long,
who had a small dong,
and who, objectively, was very fat.

 

[JJLiautaud]

To further honor the thread number did you know that despite only being 13% of the population niglets make up 100% of pat's pepperoni? Its quality you can trust.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

I think that's wonderful. I'm something of an author myself - though clearly not on your level, but I think the group will enjoy this:

There once was a faggot called "P@t",
who claimed to write stories, and that,
who seethted all day long,
who had a small dong,
and who, objectively, was very fat.

There once was a man in a bar
Whose stench stuck to it like tar
He wrote books with glee
That no one would read
And drove a shitty V6 Mustang car

 

[In the Sick of It]

Fatting through the snow
Sat at hooligans all day
O'er gunts we go
Laughing all the way
Chins on Fatrick gleam
Making kiwis bright
What fun it is to laugh at Pat
All day and every night

Jingle bells, Fatrick smells, Niki laid an egg
The fatmobile lost a wheel and Elon got away HEY

@BMI Evaluator you may not be aware, but Pat is medically obese. Hope that helps.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Hey Niki, can you come and pick up Fat Rick?
He's drunk again at Hooligans.
He keeps saying he's a literary star.
But he just fell off his stool again.

I know you're probably busy,
Having black men fart in your twat.
But please come pick him up.
There's a troon he keeps saying is "hawt."

If you don't come pick him up,
and you do not pay his fees.
I'll call the only other girl in his life.
The daughter he never sees.

So please come pick him up
and please come do it stat.
He smells like stale pepperoni.
And he's indeed very fat.