Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Schwarzwald]

It made reading through the archive painful to just get page after page of fat haiku

Newfag child bitched
Of poems on paunchy Patrick
What a whiney prick

 

[Maude Snew]

Pat is 100% surrounded by pedophiles. In what is perhaps the perfect example of comedy the man that gets the most heat is likely the least despicable of his gaggle of SFWA cronies. He’s a loud mouthed, fat cunt that constantly steps into rakes but I don’t think he’s a pedophile.

He just kool aid manned himself into the worst possible discussion, Though I have to believe he knows on some level the extent of pedo shit that exists in his community. So he deserves the wall with the rest of them.

 

[AnOminous]

He just kool aid manned himself into the worst possible discussion, Though I have to believe he knows on some level the extent of pedo shit that exists in his community. So he deserves the wall with the rest of them.

He's willing to pedoshield for even convicted child molesters like Dominic Franchetti, who is even fatter than Pat himself.

 

[Thunk Provoker]

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[eDove]

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Why do retards think it's a good idea to tweet out their locations in real time anyway? This isn't the great sacrifice he's making it out to be.

 

[Akashic Retard]

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Pat goes to lengths to rationalize how what Elon's stalker did wasn't stalking but calls people that create twitter accounts posing as his toilet and fence stalkers. "That's not how this works" Elon makes the rules, not you Pig.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

"Right as every time forever, stalker."

Oh yeah? Well I'm the rightist extra-right forever-truth so I win!

Wrong times infinity, stalker.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Wrong times infinity, stalker.

Stalker says what, child?

I found a middle school yearbook photo of Patrick on his way to debate club to defend some pedos

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Stalker says what, child?

I found a middle school yearbook photo of Patrick on his way to debate club to defend some pedos
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Wrong as always, child.

There's a black child in that image that isn't pepperoni. Pat started his craft at an early age.

 

[keytar]

On the run from his atalkers

I dunno. Maybe. Can we get an expert's opinion on this?

I'm no medfag but this gentleman certainly appears to be rather corpulent.

 

[Meriasek]

Why do retards think it's a good idea to tweet out their locations in real time anyway? This isn't the great sacrifice he's making it out to be.

Not that Pat's location is a secret. He's either at Hooligan's or passed out on the fart couch.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Not that Pat's location is a secret. He's either at Hooligan's or passed out on the fart couch.

That's if he's not tweeting at his fart blanket.

 

[Gay Mouth]

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“Followed by journalists.”

Phat has contact with the cops first because they’re showing up at his door to observe his micropenis. Followed by journalists because unlike a normal man being harangued by SWATings, he runs to the public to oink and amplify his victimhood. It’s not normal to draw attention to trolling you would like to cease, child.

I also like that he has to mention Taylor Lorenz helped spread his fake story of perpetual danger, like that indicates her being a good journalist. Do you think it gets hard for a tough guy to be so afwaid all the time? I’m starting to really hope something actually happens. This bacon has been curing too long.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

I can’t believe how boring he’s been lately. Haven’t had many chances to check on fat Pat’s fat antics the past two weeks and shockingly little has happened. But he’s on a hiding to (at best) nothing with his vigorous defense of pedos. I suspect it will lead nowhere good for him and possibly to another epic self-own.

I am glad Paul Weimer’s solo trip to Vietnam has been cancelled. If it was scrapped due to the increased online scrutiny this dude is now under, I’m totally fine with that.

I can see your point, given that the latest drama is technically just Fat adjacent, but I wouldn't call him boring for it. Fatly throwing himself in front of a train to defend pedos is arguably the best arc this thread has ever had, and has brightened my Christmas proportionately to his fatness.

Honestly, I think this has catapulted him to a real contender for lolcow of the year.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

MERRY CHRISTMAS an original poem/short story by DIE DUNKLE MAUS

Patty's so fatty
Like a corpse-filled ratty

Hiding in the basement gobbling down human pepperoni
All the kid wanted was a pony
but he was thrown in a mustang
and was forced to watch Pat's mukbang

In the end, Pat was begged for the sweet release of death
Promised to all by his greasy, rotten breath

Pepperoni for everyone! As long as everyone is Pat.

That's how he got so fat.

 

[keytar]

There once was a tool from Wisconsin
Who refused to acknowledge the nonce-ing
Of his slimy old pals,
He's lucky no one else
Has rocked up to kick his fat bonce in.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Fatly throwing himself in front of a train to defend pedos is arguably the best arc this thread has ever had, and has brightened my Christmas

Call me naive, but I got a feeling Obscura guy might bring a smile to our faces very soon. Even if he doesn't mention Pat, the SFWA will feel the pressure, and they WILL blame Pat. And if there's one thing Pat craves more than fresh Nubian pepperoni, is the freaks's approval. If they ever publicly disavow him... Oh boy, get ready for a new delicious meltdown ("DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA???").

 

[BMI Evaluator]

MERRY CHRISTMAS an original poem/short story by DIE DUNKLE MAUS

Patty's so fatty
Like a corpse-filled ratty

Hiding in the basement gobbling down human pepperoni
All the kid wanted was a pony
but he was thrown in a mustang
and was forced to watch Pat's mukbang

In the end, Pat was begged for the sweet release of death
Promised to all by his greasy, rotten breath

Pepperoni for everyone! As long as everyone is Pat.

That's how he got so fat.

Do you feel clever for writing this? You're clearly the ringleader of the endless spam that is intermittently interrupted by stolen content from ona. If patrick wrote anything as pathetic as this you'd never let him forget it.

 

[John_Smith]

^^^Hi Pat, welcome to the Farms. If you verify your ID with the admin you can get a shiny blue check mark. We all know how much that means to you. However, there is some bad news. I'm pretty sure I read somewhere on Reddit that some guy named Owen A. Forms bribed your mechanic to install Lojack in the 'stang. Owen can follow you around in real time now if he wants to do so. Or maybe that Dan guy put an airtag on the 'stang. Either way, the Pests can track your location.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

Do you feel clever for writing this?

I wouldn't say clever... as I recall, it made me happy to write it. So.... self-satisfied, I guess.
I especially liked the "pony, mustang, mukbang" bit, I think it flows well and it amuses me.

You're clearly the ringleader of the endless spam that is intermittently interrupted by stolen content from ona.

Okay, let me get this straight. You think I am CLEARLY the ringleader of the Patty Fatty poetry club?

Give me one moment, please.

If patrick wrote anything as pathetic as this you'd never let him forget it.

Does that mean I should "clearly" get it published?