Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[A Sunset]

Fatrick is so fat,
Bitch-tits drooping to the floor.
Cheated on a race.

Alone at Hoolie’s
Spend Every Day on Twitter.
Fatter by the Day.

That’s not my Penis -
It’s Simply not True, Stalker.
You’re Simply Lying.

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

You have said this many hundreds of times. It made reading through the archive painful to just get page after page of fat haiku and you spamming this shit. It's not funny, it's just spam. Yes he's fat haha we get it.

Lurk moar bro. This is the ethos and the environment of this thread. We state and restate the fact that Patrick S. Tomlinson, also known as @stealthygeek on Twitter and other social media platforms, who LARPS as a conservative despite being slightly left of Stalin, is fat, obese, a friend of pedophiles, constant crybully and pepperoni connoisseur, and more importantly, would likely require a load bearing test on any structure to bear his girth.

This piggy faggots is fat, is what I'm saying.

*edit because my autistic fingers hit post before I was done.*

 

[JJLiautaud]

You have said this many hundreds of times. It made reading through the archive painful to just get page after page of fat haiku and you spamming this shit. It's not funny, it's just spam. Yes he's fat haha we get it.

I composed this just for you:

Jowls dragging along
the earth shakes with each step
not fat stalker child

Also I was think of compiling a PDF of all the poems from the thread did ONA make any? or is it purely a kiwi phenomenon?

 

[Path Wanderer]

@Caverlock you can possibly make a case for Pat getting his own board if you wanted to. This thread has the following for it, and if your research into prior cows tied to Pat bares enough fruit for continuous discussion to make separate threads than it should follow that they be grouped together alongside the other chief lolcows. Just a thought

 

[JJLiautaud]

@Caverlock you can possibly make a case for Pat getting his own board if you wanted to. This thread has the following for it, and if your research into prior cows tied to Pat bares enough fruit for continuous discussion to make separate threads than it should follow that they be grouped together alongside the other chief lolcows. Just a thought

Nah Pat, despite his mass being of almost stellar proportions isn't really the center of a lolcow system. Its one enormous (and I do mean enormous) fatass, with small debris, the largest of which is Dan Sommerville who doesnt deserve a thread because lol fuck him.

 

[Table Country]

Arthur C Clarke was almost certainly a paedophile as well. He fucked off to live in Sri Lanka when the heat got too bad because it had no legal age of consent at the time. Some other author who visited him said that everywhere they went Clarke would talk about how "beautiful" the small girls (age 6-8ish) were, and that it creeped him out no end and he never spoke to Clarke again.

Apparently a newspaper was about to expose him but because Clarke was friends with Rupert Murdoch the article was pulled.

Now I have a reason to hate Clarke other than Childhood's End.

You have said this many hundreds of times. It made reading through the archive painful to just get page after page of fat haiku and you spamming this shit. It's not funny, it's just spam. Yes he's fat haha we get it.

Fat fingers typed this.

 

[Night Raiders]

I've been lurking for over 3 years and I've considered creating an account over that period until I saw the temporary shutdown and the influx of decemberfags, which finally persuaded me to join KF before it goes down forever. Anyway, I would like to dedicate my first post to the Fat of Rick, the legendary Pig-Man of Milwaukee. I find it so funny that Rick is so Fat that his name literally broke under the pressure of his Gluttonous Abundance.

lmao I don't really know where I was going with that but it's been a pleasure lurking this thread for the past 18+ months or whatever since it was featured. Fat is my favourite cow. Thanks guys, thanks Null for doing so much to keep the site up. I'm still kinda a newfag so I'll avoid the autistic kids slapfighting and keep my posting to a minimum. Hope you guys have a wonderful Christmas.

The Hooligans Hog

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

You have said this many hundreds of times. It made reading through the archive painful to just get page after page of fat haiku and you spamming this shit. It's not funny, it's just spam. Yes he's fat haha we get it.

Hold on, maybe my eyes aren't working or maybe this thread has been unclear. Is Pat fat?

 

[Table Country]

Hold on, maybe my eyes aren't working or maybe this thread has been unclear. Is Pat fat?

I dunno. Maybe. Can we get an expert's opinion on this?

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

All this sci-fi pedo deep dive is starting to get me worried. Patrick Sean Tomlinson is SURROUNDED by pedophiles. He interacts with pedophiles openly and denies any and all of it. I thought he was just a harmless fat retard, but if KF has taught me anything, 90% of fat retards end up being pedos when you start to really look at them. And that's regular fat retards, not a dude who's part of an organization overflowing with decades of barely-hidden pedophilia.

I'm really worried 2023 is going to reveal that Patrick Sean Tomlinson is not a simple village idiot. I don't want one of my last good laugh cows to turn into a horrorcow.

 

[James done did it]

@Caverlock you can possibly make a case for Pat getting his own board if you wanted to. This thread has the following for it, and if your research into prior cows tied to Pat bares enough fruit for continuous discussion to make separate threads than it should follow that they be grouped together alongside the other chief lolcows. Just a thought

Pat has his own board, just not on this site. He isn't really interesting enough of a twitter cow to populate more than one thread. The entire science fiction pedo crew maybe but they all get covered there.

 

[JustStopDude]

Hey look, Pat finally found out how to make an account on Kiwi Farms!

”You’ve said this hundreds of times, little baby child. No, it’s not funny to say Fatrick is fat - it’s simply spam, child. No, pages of Fat Haikus are not funny, stalker.“

I have news for you. Fat Haiku is very funny.

Also, Fatrick is Fat. And he actively defends pedophiles!

Not nearly enough spelling and grammatical errors to be Pat.

 

[The Feline Solution]

You have said this many hundreds of times.

This sounds very familiar indeed

 

[ShinyStar]

You have said this many hundreds of times. It made reading through the archive painful to just get page after page of fat haiku and you spamming this shit. It's not funny, it's just spam. Yes he's fat haha we get it.

Three days of reading
Still don't get the thread culture
Because you're too fat

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Pat has his own board, just not on this site. He isn't really interesting enough of a twitter cow to populate more than one thread. The entire science fiction pedo crew maybe but they all get covered there.

I could see a board here for science fiction-related lolcows. I mean there's the Weeb Wars board where most of the threads are random Twitter lawyers or no-name Twitter spergs who hang out at anime conventions. Several science fiction writers have threads here like Chuck Wendig and Vox Day (and hopefully Paul Weimer will have one too), and the latter has also been a big participant in SFWA drama. If it's still too niche, then throw in all the shitty YA writers and their slapfights.

 

[curbside2]

I'm really worried 2023 is going to reveal that Patrick Sean Tomlinson is not a simple village idiot. I don't want one of my last good laugh cows to turn into a horrorcow.

Pat is 100% surrounded by pedophiles. In what is perhaps the perfect example of comedy the man that gets the most heat is likely the least despicable of his gaggle of SFWA cronies. He’s a loud mouthed, fat cunt that constantly steps into rakes but I don’t think he’s a pedophile.

He just kool aid manned himself into the worst possible discussion, Though I have to believe he knows on some level the extent of pedo shit that exists in his community. So he deserves the wall with the rest of them.

 

[AprilRains]

You have said this many hundreds of times. It made reading through the archive painful to just get page after page of fat haiku and you spamming this shit. It's not funny, it's just spam. Yes he's fat haha we get it.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

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He looks like the kids who ran in the hall in grade school. It’s mean that they printed his weight on his number sign.
Anyways here’s a png of Fat Rick if anyone wants to do an edit

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

You have said this many hundreds of times. It made reading through the archive painful to just get page after page of fat haiku and you spamming this shit. It's not funny, it's just spam. Yes he's fat haha we get it.

In case the last half dozen posts didn’t get it into your skull idiot, you don’t fit in here. So STFU and lurk more before you become a cow yourself.

Also did you know Patrick was obese?

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Please tell me Fatty has seen this and tweeted about it.

He's seen it. BillKlacks from PFG posted a text message exchange from Reddit, but Pat hasn't mentioned the ornament on Twitter as far as I know;