Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

35 minutes on a bike and a round of leg presses are all it takes to jellify your legs? You are soft and weak, Patrick.

Because you have no muscle. Only fat.
I went to the gym today to run a few miles, as I do a few times a week in the winter. Between miles, I sometimes hop on a row machine for a few minutes just to change muscle groups.

While I was rowing, a man was on a bike next to me. I don’t know him, but I’ve been seeing him come in like once every six months. So a resolutioner who didn't survive the first three weeks. Bad on him. Now, there’s no way to beat around it, this is a fat man, well into rotund pigman territory from a medical standpoint. But he’s on this bike just fucking failing it. Probably .2-.3 miles an hour, for a good 35 minutes by the time I sit down to row, which is more than I can do at the moment.

And wouldn’t you know, some fucking Sexy Senior Citizen just has to walk by and say something shitty about his weight to me. He’s got earbuds in, but the look on his face tells me he heard.

Now, I’ve been going to the gym regularly for four and a half years, and at my gym, you almost never hear shit like this. And there’s a good reason for that, it’s rude, cruel, and entirely counter-productive.

So I got up from my machine and told him, “Wait right there.” Then I went and grabbed two 600lb dumbells off the free weight rack and handed them to him.

“What are these for?” The Sexy Senior Citizen asked.

“For you, while you ride a bike for…” I glanced at his display, “35 minutes.”

“What? I can’t ride a bike with that much extra weight,” he said.

“Really? Because he can. So until you’re as tough as he is, maybe keep your mouth shut,” I said.

Because I’m sorry, but that shit isn’t going to fly around me. I have my issues with the body positivity movement and its tactic acceptance of unhealthy lifestyles, but this is someone who has made a commitment to changing his circumstances and is putting in the REALLY hard work necessary.

The dead last thing anyone in his situation needs, or deserves, is some little attractive eldery asshole who can’t relate to what he’s going through making snide remarks while he’s actively engaging in making a positive change. He has earned encouragement from other people making the same strides. And if that’s too hard, then the least he deserves is his silence.

End gym rant.
 
The fact he goes through the motions to hide tweets he doesn't like is a chef's kiss.
Pat, it is one button to unhide those tweets for interested parties who want to see them. Keep pissing in the wind fatty
He doesn't hide them, for you, stalker. He hides them, for, himself. If he doesn't see anyone, disagreeing, with him when he looks at his, own, tweets, which he does every waking minute of his life, that means no one, disagreed, with him at all, child. I'm sorry you're so stupid.
 
Quote bug, regarding Asimov:


This extends up the ladder to Asimov himself. A group called 'An open secret' documented most of it, and I thought that was also the name of their doc on it but I'm having trouble pulling it up.


OT, but this shit's been a long time coming. The cancer infesting SF has spread into the short story circuit in the last decade or so and it's become almost unreadable due to one in three "stories" spending two thirds of their wordcount describing the look, gender identity and totally-not-a-fetish interests of their characters.

Rainbow the hell out of me but I really hope we get a nice dramatic takedown of SFWA that gets Sad Puppies level attention amplified by Pat throwing himself into the machinery to white knight them. Obscura's last week on twitter has got me hopeful.
This might be what you are looking for. Granted its from Castalia House, so Vox Day etc. But it is a very compelling and horrifying read
http://www.castaliahouse.com/safe-s...ction-culture-and-childhoods-end-part-1-of-5/
http://www.castaliahouse.com/safe-s...ction-culture-and-childhoods-end-part-2-of-5/
http://www.castaliahouse.com/safe-s...ction-culture-and-childhoods-end-part-3-of-5/
http://www.castaliahouse.com/safe-s...ction-culture-and-childhoods-end-part-4-of-5/
http://www.castaliahouse.com/safe-s...ction-culture-and-childhoods-end-part-5-of-5/
http://www.castaliahouse.com/protecting-your-child-from-the-pedophiles-of-science-fiction-fandom/
http://www.castaliahouse.com/supple...in-fandom-respond-to-safe-space-as-rape-room/
http://www.castaliahouse.com/supplement-iii-historic-timeline-of-abuse-in-science-fiction/

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OT, but this shit's been a long time coming. The cancer infesting SF has spread into the short story circuit in the last decade or so and it's become almost unreadable due to one in three "stories" spending two thirds of their wordcount describing the look, gender identity and totally-not-a-fetish interests of their characters.
Shit, I thought this was just the style. I've been struggling with even wanting to try and get published because all the magazines of short SF I read are a slog to get through. I skip half the stories at this point.

Fatrick really has been an inspiration though. If he can go on living with bitch tits like that and being fat, then I can struggle through going to the gym and learning how to write something better than reddit humor.
 
and that no one will mourn him when he dies.

It doesn't take a secret agent to arrive at that conclusion.

Famous moments in Worldcon!

Still better than the most famous moments of DragonCon, when founder Ed Kramer stuck his filthy circumsized dicklet into extremely underage boys. I don't know how many Sci-Fi greats were actually in the room cheering him on, but after he was arrested they certainly were there to vocally, publicly root for him to avoid any punishment.
 
Semper fidelis, Justin, you absolute Mensch.
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That's so unironically based that I have to immortalize it as its own quote.
Some of the defense arguments seem to boil down to, "They're on my side." As if we're discussing a sports team and not child abuse.

Btw, how did Rick get his blue checkmark anyway? Wasn't the only thing he published his furry BDSM fantasy novel at that point?
Wonder how much piggletits paid for that...
Eight dollarydoos as per Twitter's new rules I presume.
 
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Gymrat Pat is dreading the oncoming resolutioner invasion at his local gym:

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What happened to Home Gym Pat? He was all pumped up about dragging all that shit up to the attic earlier in the year.
I would pay a not insubstantial sum of money to see a recording of this fat retard's full workout, or at the very least an itemised list of what his 'circuit' consists of.

I bet you anything he's one of those assholes who go to the gym and do a 90% bodyweight routine.
 
I don't want to just copy what's on Ona; they do some great work and deserve all the clicks over there. But damnit, the potential for exponentially increasing Pat's exposure to the world is exciting (credits to brotherman Mr-Wrinkle-Paws):

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Justin has officially joined the 99,9% of the population. I'm hoping that's the pepperoni that breaks the pig's back and makes him decide Pat needs his own episode.

And now, a beautifully crafted message of hope by brotherman Will Tate:
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TYFYS

Full tread at https://pfgforums.com/threads/old-tweet-of-patrick-s-tomlinson-covering-for-pedophiles.27112/
He doesn't hide them, for you, stalker. He hides them, for, himself
Jesus Christ I never thought of this. Knowing Piggy's fragile ego, this makes perfect sense! You're absolutely right.
 
It used to be very very easy to get them. Being an ordinary blogger could get you one.


He had a bad reputation
Arthur C Clarke was almost certainly a paedophile as well. He fucked off to live in Sri Lanka when the heat got too bad because it had no legal age of consent at the time. Some other author who visited him said that everywhere they went Clarke would talk about how "beautiful" the small girls (age 6-8ish) were, and that it creeped him out no end and he never spoke to Clarke again.

Apparently a newspaper was about to expose him but because Clarke was friends with Rupert Murdoch the article was pulled.
 
Arthur C Clarke was almost certainly a paedophile as well. He fucked off to live in Sri Lanka when the heat got too bad because it had no legal age of consent at the time. Some other author who visited him said that everywhere they went Clarke would talk about how "beautiful" the small girls (age 6-8ish) were, and that it creeped him out no end and he never spoke to Clarke again.

Apparently a newspaper was about to expose him but because Clarke was friends with Rupert Murdoch the article was pulled.

I don't know if this is power leveling or what, but my uncle was one of the journalists who talked to the man and many years ago, he told me Clarke was a little unsettling. My uncle is one of those "every human being is good, maaan" kind of hippie so when he said that it really stuck with me. Of course, that's just a personal anecdote and it proves nothing, but food for thought.
 
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