I Caught A Shitlord This Big: The Tall Tales Of Tumblr - And that thread... was Albert Einstein.

Meowthkip said:
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As the saying goes, "beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
 
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neverendingmidi said:
To be fair, (powerlevel) when I was in the military I had a supervisor try to police my potty breaks during that time of the month. I explained what was going on and told them I'd be happy to go into details, and was practically thrown from the room and no further questions were asked(powerlevel).

TL;DR depending on the guy, stupidity can last until their 30s.
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Eh, I can't blame guys like this. They gotta poke their dongs in those vaginas and probably don't like to be reminded of all the nasty crap that falls out of there. P disgusting tbh.
 
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friedshrimp said:
Yeah everything about that story has FAKE written all over it. I thought only SJWs wrote these type of stories?
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Idiots come in all shapes and sizes, all creeds and colors.

An aside: I'm kind of soured on Facebook these days because so much I read is self-congratulatory Bullshit. Doesn't matter who, doesn't matter if I like them. I'm not at all surprised when someone does something I associate with their "foe".
 
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I'd bet at most guys would just give themselves (and the Tumblrina responsible) a "dude WTF" look and just turn around and resume their business, if not ask someone if they can move to another seat (who'd blame them?). Teachers/bus aides must be scarce in that universe, too.
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I think the thing that bothers me the most is that a lot of teenage boys wouldn't recognize a sealed tampon even if it did hit them in the face. Sex ed in this country is atrocious, and the only exposure to feminine hygeine products a boy in high school would have would be from his mother or a sister. There's a reason there's plenty of retail stories where male customers frantically ask about tampon sizes and boxes for their wives.
 
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historical-pharmaceutical said:
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I think the thing that bothers me the most is that a lot of teenage boys wouldn't recognize a sealed tampon even if it did hit them in the face. Sex ed in this country is atrocious, and the only exposure to feminine hygeine products a boy in high school would have would be from his mother or a sister. There's a reason there's plenty of retail stories where male customers frantically ask about tampon sizes and boxes for their wives.
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Heh, a guy should probably know how women's pipes work. But I don't think it's terribly important for him to know how to maintain them in detail.

It's not like girls should be taught how to give prostate exams.
 
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historical-pharmaceutical said:
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I think the thing that bothers me the most is that a lot of teenage boys wouldn't recognize a sealed tampon even if it did hit them in the face. Sex ed in this country is atrocious, and the only exposure to feminine hygeine products a boy in high school would have would be from his mother or a sister. There's a reason there's plenty of retail stories where male customers frantically ask about tampon sizes and boxes for their wives.
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In my personal experience, men jump to conclusions that something is a pad when it's just a piece of tissue.
I got yelled at by a man before accusing me of sticking a pad to a wall (me being the only girl in the building) I told him it was toilet paper someone randomly taped up. But nope, he was certain it was a pad, because you know, he would know better than me what a pad looks like. Both him an his brother thought it was a pad.

Man now that I think of it I should of smeared something ridiculous like toothpaste on the couch and accused him of jerking off on the couch.



Edit: I realize I could tweak this story up a bit and make a good Tumblr hero sjw story.
 
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Idling said:
Not from tumblr, but another case of absolutely true stories: https://notalwaysright.com/
It's a place for customer service employers to post their epic stories of dominating evil, stuck-up, sexist customers with their sick burns, followed by standing ovations and a promotion. The fplus just released a podcast reading some choice stories.
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thanksfully the I BEAT THE SHITLORD AND WON THE WORLD stories don't happen much, and it's obvious when it's fake imo.
99/100 it's "the shitlord was told to leave, and he did/was dragged away after making a mess, and everyone had a shitty day" which tends to be the outcome in reality.
 
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Yesterday, I went to Walmart and there was a WHITE CIS HET MALE shitlord with a fedora, trenchcoat and a copy of mein kampf in his hand who skipped ahead of all of the transgender racial minorities in the lineup and loudly announced "HAHAHA! THE EVIL ORTHODOX PATRIARCH OF CONSTANTINOPLE ALLOWED ME TO DO THIS!!!11". I went up to the shitlord and called him a racist, misogynistic, transphobic, homophobic, shitty shitlord and then he told me "YOU CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN!" but little did he know I was a non-binary genderqueered lesbian Wolfkin, so he melted right in front of all the black transgender asexual women! Everyone in the entire Walmart clapped, and then out of the goopy remains of what was once the shitlord neckbeard a young boy had arisen, the boy came up to me and said, "thank you, you're a inspiration and literally a saint. you've inspired me to do amazing things and to fight the cishet white dudebro patriarchy" what was that boy's name?...Issac Newton
 
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Pepsi said:
Yesterday, I went to Walmart and there was a WHITE CIS HET MALE shitlord with a fedora, trenchcoat and a copy of mein kampf in his hand who skipped ahead of all of the transgender racial minorities in the lineup and loudly announced "HAHAHA! THE EVIL ORTHODOX PATRIARCH OF CONSTANTINOPLE ALLOWED ME TO DO THIS!!!11". I went up to the shitlord and called him a racist, misogynistic, transphobic, homophobic, shitty shitlord and then he told me "YOU CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN!" but little did he know I was a non-binary genderqueered lesbian Wolfkin, so he melted right in front of all the black transgender asexual women! Everyone in the entire Walmart clapped, and then out of the goopy remains of what was once the shitlord neckbeard a young boy had arisen, the boy came up to me and said, "thank you, you're a inspiration and literally a saint. you've inspired me to do amazing things and to fight the cishet white dudebro patriarchy" what was that boy's name?...Issac Newton
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>didn't kill that cishet little male for raping you with his words

You shitlord
 
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