Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Lowtax sure knew how to run a forum,* how to monetize it** and how to keep out the bigots.***

*He frequently abandoned the forums and was later chased from them by forum staff and a userbase that did all the work for him and grew to despise him, ousting him from his own property. His legacy as a webmaster is of neglect and cuckdom.

**He was so good at monetizing SA that he accumulated massive debts and had to sell the site to some loser, then burnt through the money in the span of a year and killed himself whilst still owing the IRS and his own children large sums of cash. His financial legacy is paying a tranny prostitute to shit on a table that he then gifted to his destitute wife and children out of spite and blowing his penniless brains out in the basement of a rented house after purposefully wasting what money he had left so that his wife and kids would get nothing.

***Despite virtue-signalling incessantly and letting his leftist Gestapo regularly purge the better members of the forum for wrongthink, the leftists were never happy and constantly wailed about SA being a hive of Nazis and blamed Lowtax for enabling them. People will remember him for abusing his partners and failing to make the forums the safe space that ratking demanded it be.
 
I have no idea, even as a Lowtax fan, that you could favorably compare him to one of the most successful people to ever live (and one of the richest people alive).

Elon had a major hand in Paypal, SpaceX, Telsa, and now the revitalization of Twitter. Lowtax made a website that hosted other people's content that had a "off the shelf" forums software. There's no comparison (unless you're looking at Wives Beaten - which Lowtax wins handily).
 
It's pure Musk Derangement Syndrome to claim he's worse than Lowtax.
Jack Dorsey also mogs the fuck out of him. I’ll give Jack credit for this much: He created a platform millions of people wanted to use in spite of so much that went wrong with censorship and lunatic tranny jannies. Rich couldn’t say the same. A lot of the funniest people on SA left for Twitter because Twitter was the infinitely better platform.
 
***Despite virtue-signalling incessantly and letting his leftist Gestapo regularly purge the better members of the forum for wrongthink, the leftists were never happy and constantly wailed about SA being a hive of Nazis and blamed Lowtax for enabling them. People will remember him for abusing his partners and failing to make the forums the safe space that ratking demanded it be.

These leftoids want this to happen: Musk to get bored, turn it over a bunch of perma-online right-thinking trannies and let it turn into a haven of self-mutilated commie freaks like modern SA.

musk is nothing like lowtax; he is doing things personally as his own ceo, not leaving things to the mods, has no drug problems, etc
You sure about that one?

I'll admit weed is kinder to the addicts than ambien, granted.
 
I have no idea, even as a Lowtax fan, that you could favorably compare him to one of the most successful people to ever live (and one of the richest people alive).

Elon had a major hand in Paypal, SpaceX, Telsa, and now the revitalization of Twitter. Lowtax made a website that hosted other people's content that had a "off the shelf" forums software. There's no comparison (unless you're looking at Wives Beaten - which Lowtax wins handily).
I want whatever you're smoking. Musk wasted billions of dollars so he could ban people from Twitter. He's more of a lolcow than Lowtax ever was.
 
I want whatever you're smoking. Musk wasted billions of dollars so he could ban people from Twitter. He's more of a lolcow than Lowtax ever was.
It's not smoking anything.

Lolcow who is CEO of Twitter, SpaceX, and Tesla >> Lolcow who beat his wives and killed himself who's only claim to fame was starting a website in the 90s that generally every single person hates in modern times.


I'm not sure how you could think of anyone worse than the man pictured below.
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im permabanned poster niggerstomper58. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "nigger balls" and "i love shitting inside nigger assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of fyad humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.


im permabanned poster uighurstomper58. i first started reading The Governance of China when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “Xi Jinping Thought” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “Jointly Maintain and Develop an Open World Economy” and “A Moderately Prosperous Society in All Respects” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing Red Guards in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal revisionism. im now on self-criticism. i always wondered what the kind of “Dengist” style of socialism was all about; i think it’s the capitalist roader leaking in to the Communist Party, what Maoist theory considered to be the cause of revisionism and rightist deviation. i would advise all people who “get” socialism with Chinese characteristics to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a type of liberalism. peace.
 
im permabanned poster niggerstomper58. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "nigger balls" and "i love shitting inside nigger assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of fyad humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
I think my very first post on KiwiFarms was literally to quote the first part of this as a lolhaha shitpost in the Something Awful thread, only for someone to angrily quote the post and demand that I prove that I really was niggerstomper58, because we have very high standards for proving that kind of thing, you just can't waltz into a thread and start impersonating people, suspicious new poster with no post history claiming to be a celebrity, we're not taking your gay ops shit, n00b.

It made me a little bit sad and I didn't post again for a while.
 
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