Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[joebobmurphy]

I hesitate to use the word “misogynist,” but if anyone qualifies, it’s Patrick. Though he seems to hate people in general, not just women specifically.

And himself most of all.

 

[Ophelia]

And himself most of all.

I can’t tell if Pat hates himself. I think if he does, he’s very good at compartmentalizing and shoving those thoughts deep down. I know his kind of bravado and excessive displays of ego are sometimes hiding deep self loathing, so it’s possible.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

I can’t tell if Pat hates himself. I think if he does, he’s very good at compartmentalizing and shoving those thoughts deep down. I know his kind of bravado and excessive displays of ego are sometimes hiding deep self loathing, so it’s possible.

It is his hatred of his own repressed homosexuality.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

I can’t tell if Pat hates himself. I think if he does, he’s very good at compartmentalizing and shoving those thoughts deep down. I know his kind of bravado and excessive displays of ego are sometimes hiding deep self loathing, so it’s possible.

Pat LOVES himself, with all of his piggy heart.

That's what makes him so funny, to me anyway.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

And himself most of all.

No child. Patrick S. Tomlinson is in love with Patrick S. Tomlinson.

 

[Ophelia]

It is his hatred of his own repressed homosexuality.

I’d believe it of someone like a religious leader who vehemently preaches against being gay. But for Pat, there’s absolutely nothing wrong or shameful about homosexuality. He could claim to be bi with no repercussions. Indeed, it could give him a popularity boost.

“lol gay bad” jokes are twenties years out of date at this point.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

If Pat hated himself he could easily monetize the hatred he gets into money. But no he loves himself in so many ways.

 

[Mr Moonface]

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Oh dear... Something tells me that piggy's SFWA pedo buddies aren't going to be very happy with him:

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We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Edit:

Call me naive, but I got a feeling Obscura guy might bring a smile to our faces very soon. Even if he doesn't mention Pat, the SFWA will feel the pressure, and they WILL blame Pat. And if there's one thing Pat craves more than fresh Nubian pepperoni, is the freaks's approval. If they ever publicly disavow him... Oh boy, get ready for a new delicious meltdown ("DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA???").

Oooooh boy! Is that Santa I see on the horizon?

Pat right now:

1.2 GPA folks!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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Time to pay up, Pat, and get that checkmark back!

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

So, Pat. Most people when they're trying to get healthy have a target BMI they are trying to achieve. It's usually pretty easy to calculate it based on your height and weight. But on you case, I think we'll have to adapt how we determine you ideal body weight a little bit.

You see, in 1916 Karl Schwarzchild calculated that a body of a certain radius MUST be under a certain indexed mass, otherwise it would just collapse under its own gravity and turn into a Black Hole. Now, let's be honest: you are clearly on the verge of defying Schwarzchild's math and we want to avoid that ok?

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Ok, let's do this! By my calculations, for a man of 5' 7" (you're not 6 feet tall, let it go) NOT to collapse under his own gravity, you should weight about... 0.0005856 solar masses! Whew! On the razor's edge, huh? Well, what matters is that now you're on your path to a better you. So get off twitter, don't go to Hollies during weekdays and start eating some of that awful vegetables you cultivate in your "garden" and voilá! Where once was a swine, now there's a man. You're welcome.

I hate to be pedantic, but your man Karl Schwarzschild spelt his name with two 'S's (he also had one hell of a moustache, on a par with that of former Polish First Marshal Józef Piłsudski)
the only reason I brought it up is that when taken as read in the context of this thread, it's a either a bilingual pun or a brilliantly Freudian typo - it literally means "black child"

 

[Meat Target]

But for Pat, there’s absolutely nothing wrong or shameful about homosexuality. He could claim to be bi with no repercussions. Indeed, it could give him a popularity boost.

It would contradict the "conservative tough guy bar brawler" persona he unconvincingly tries to cultivate.

 

[Mörkö]

Made an account just to say that Pat is so fat he should change his name to Patrick XL Tomlinson

Spoiler: Also this

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I hate to be pedantic, but your man Karl Schwarzschild spelt his name with two 'S's (he also had one hell of a moustache, on a par with that of former Polish First Marshal Józef Piłsudski)
the only reason I brought it up is that when taken as read in the context of this thread, it's a either a bilingual pun or a brilliantly Freudian typo - it literally means "black child"

I'll give you two possibilities for that perfect pun. Either A) I'm a genious polymath of incredible comedic skills ("No child, it's not polyglo...po-loglt... Whatever, I'm a published writer you're just a waiter, little nothing.") OR B) I'm a massive retard who managed to fuck up copy-pasting Wikipedia lol.

... It's B.

 

[AnOminous]

It would contradict the "conservative tough guy bar brawler" persona he unconvincingly tries to cultivate.

Nobody believes that anyway, at least not after hearing him effeminately lisp "chiiiiiild" over and over.

 

[Path Wanderer]

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He’s still mad that his 5k lolsuit crusade for a literal digital badge got him nothing but debt while startups can pay 8 bucker to Donald Muskrump for features

 

[Meat Target]

Made an account just to say that Pat is so fat he should change his name to Patrick XL Tomlinson

Spoiler: Also this

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You are the best newfag I have ever seen.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Who knew Twitter polls were so valuable that you'd lose more money than the value of the company and the output of entire countries by slightly shrinking the sample size?

 

[Table Country]

Man Fatrick is nothing. Check out the Deathfats like ShannyforChrist sometime who exist on EBT and minimal streamer donations and do meth and STILL MAINTAIN A 450 LB WEIGHT WHILE HAVING TEN STDS then get back to me.

Yes but does that account for their spiritual obesity?

 

[Force and Character]

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Not sure why Patrick would need Google for that, he managed to lose 38,000 dollars to Quasi without any help at all.