Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mr.Bucket]

So, if I'm to understand correctly, some people were posting naughty shit in the Discord, and Spectre went crying to Nick and that's what led to the lockdown?

That's brilliant, Spectre. I'm sure you just made lots of friends by doing that. Especially the paid members.

Daily reminder that Spectre liked to throw his weight around for years by falsely claiming he was a commissioned officer in the Marines with Pentagon access. In reality, he scored so low on the ASVAB he never made it past E-3, and was given no job more demanding than driving a truck. Also, he was totally a hero at the Boston Marathon Bombing. You never read about it in any of the papers because the media gay opped him out of the credit.


Ya think?!


Spectre fails at everything except being slavishly loyal to whatever e-celebrity he hopes will make him an e-celebrity. It's the one and only reason he ever does anything. He's kinda like Gator in that sense, only somehow dumber.

And that's not even me being a salty bitch or anything, Kek7Go said it best:

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Kiwifarms to Nick:

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Pretty much.
The spergery was to spite the shitty admin. A lot of the more active people, spergs included, have migrated to Potentially Criminal's discord (which is free) and everyone pretty much behaves in there.

I can't stress how bad the admin is in rekieta's discord. Not-entirely-shit mods would quit not because of dealing with the general asshats but because of the dumb shit the admin kept doing.

 

[TheClappening]

I never really paid attention to the locals chats before outside of funny memes/deepfakes/gifs, but Jesus.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

that guy didn't find out anything other than summarizing and cataloging earlier post including mine.

@2lolis1cup
I'll work on that, sorry about that but torposting is slow as molasses for me.

I never really paid attention to the locals chats before outside of funny memes/deepfakes/gifs, but Jesus.

This is the "bitches looking to be popular take over a hobby/niche and ruin everything" meme if in real time.

 

[Wallaby]

The hand-wringing and pearl-clutching is so pathetic. "Oh no, Nick says naughty words! Nick has sex with his wife! Nick calls people names! Nick makes fun of the stunning and brave gays!" How are these whining little children even here on the Farms? Grow up and get laid for once, fucking retarded faggots.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I've been ignoring this because I can't be fucked to catch up on the increasingly petty shit Nick involves himself with.

He really is starting to remind me of Ethan Ralph and not in any redeeming way either. It's funny when the Gunt acts that way because he's always been a petulant child and it's expected from him. Nick has proven he knows the difference between cow behavior and behaving like a normal fucking human being and still chooses to act like this. He recognizes what he's doing and rather than taking a step back, his ego forces him to get involved more and he makes an even bigger idiot of himself.

If he could just leave shit alone for like five minutes and focus on himself rather than challenging every single person who points out how stupid he's being, maybe he would have a fighting chance to not make a total fool of himself.

Huh, that sounds like someone...

 

[cypher3057]

I don't know too much about her but her videos seem to be in the "laugh at Nick being retarded" while being disappointed camp.

That person seems to be good usually at uploading all the drama stuff. We'll see what happens.

Oh I know it’s to make fun of Nick. I just meant I don’t know how she’ll clip it and upload it like what parts she’ll highlight. She said that she’ll get what she missed out on recording in the replay

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Rackets does the ripping and the tearing.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The hand-wringing and pearl-clutching is so pathetic. "Oh no, Nick says naughty words! Nick has sex with his wife! Nick calls people names! Nick makes fun of the stunning and brave gays!" How are these whining little children even here on the Farms? Grow up and get laid for once, fucking retarded faggots.

To paraphrase Nick, that's a locals summary of what people here said.

 

[dustnight]

Oh I know it’s to make fun of Nick. I just meant I don’t know how she’ll clip it and upload it like what parts she’ll highlight. She said that she’ll get what she missed out on recording in the replay

Idk if this stream will but there are 2hr long steams you can view without paying.

 

[cypher3057]

Idk if this stream will but there are 2hr long steams you can view without paying.

I’m not sure. Also she said that her recording got corrupted so hopefully someone else got it

 

[Wallaby]

To paraphrase Nick, that's a locals summary of what people here said.

I love your profile pic!

 

[Cherenkovblue]

He really is starting to remind me of Ethan Ralph and not in any redeeming way either. It's funny when the Gunt acts that way because he's always been a petulant child and it's expected from him. Nick has proven he knows the difference between cow behavior and behaving like a normal fucking human being and still chooses to act like this. He recognizes what he's doing and rather than taking a step back, his ego forces him to get involved more and he makes an even bigger idiot of himself.

I was just saying that to someone a few minutes ago. They agreed. Glad we're not alone in thinking that.

If he could just leave shit alone for like five minutes and focus on himself rather than challenging every single person who points out how stupid he's being, maybe he would have a fighting chance to not make a total fool of himself.

Huh, that sounds like someone...

....and now you understand why he hung out with Ralph. Nick is literally Ethan with less alcoholism and gluttony, but plenty of other degenerate habits.

 

[Captain Manning]

Someone a few pages ago mentioned glass cannon. Jesus Fuck. I thought he had thicker skin than this.

That was me. I thought it was appropriate because he's spent years dishing it out against all manner of people, but seems REALLY bad at receiving incoming.

This is just about the worst possible reaction to a KF thread you can have. Hell, fucking Spectre did it better. When his thread went up, he simply realized the jig was up and fucked off. Imagine being more of a bitch than Spectre.

Everyone wants to believe you are a wholesome family man, Nick,

I'm pretty sure NOBODY here believes that anymore.

And if I'm wrong, and somebody still does, they need to get their fucking head examined. Or at least back up and read what's been going on since late November. That mask is off people.

Yeah but why does Nick enable him and his lawyer LARP that already caused serious damage?

I honestly have no idea. Mind you, I don't know to what extent Nick actually pays attention to him anymore. It's probably NOT to the extent Spectre wishes he did. There's been some evidence he took a bit of a shellacking because of the Dean shit. Real lawyers normally don't appreciate non-lawyers trying to do what they do.

....and now you understand why he hung out with Ralph. Nick is literally Ethan with less alcoholism and gluttony, but plenty of other degenerate habits.

It's funny, @Haru Okumura and I were speculating in chat earlier that Nick might have tried to provide legal advice to Ralph with respect to the sex tape because Nick actually thought the tape was based and chad. In light of how Nick has been portraying himself lately, I think it's plausible.

And of course, the only reason that fell apart is that Ralph couldn't keep his spaghetti in his pockets.

 

[Scary Bread]

He's now discussing how it would be nice if his parents talked to him more about sex and discussed the sort of sex they had with him.

 

[Captain Manning]

He's now discussing how it would be nice if his parents talked to him more about sex and discussed the sort of sex they had with him.

What... the... ever... loving... FUCK? Who the fuck wants to hear about how their parents fuck?

If he said that in a vacuum, you'd swear he is trolling.

And does this portend discussions he and the wife will be having with the kids?

"Okay children, first daddy puts on the Balldo..."

Jesus Christ, Nick. Your actual enemies (which is not the KF, no matter what you say) are gonna stop reporting you to the Minnesota Judicial Branch, and start reporting you to Child Protective Services. Secure that crazy shit. LOL.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Yes Nick, listen to the swingers. They’re the real threat to your marriage and life, all we’re doing is teasing you on this forum.

It could have blown over if he didn’t keep doubling down, but here we are.

 

[dustnight]

Nick confirmed at gay bar.

 

[Local Fed]

He's now discussing how it would be nice if his parents talked to him more about sex and discussed the sort of sex they had with him.

I'm not watching the stream so I have no idea how he's coming across with that (as in is it completely serious, hyperbolic, etc.) but that sounds like he's trying to bait people here more than anything. The train wreck enjoyer in me though hopes it's just part of the retard spiral however.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

That was me. I thought it was appropriate because he's spent years dishing it out against all manner of people, but seems REALLY bad at receiving incoming.

This is just about the worst possible reaction to a KF thread you can have. Hell, fucking Spectre did it better. When his thread went up, he simply realized the jig was up and fucked off. Imagine being more of a bitch than Spectre.

Jack Murphy's a good example too. He spent a few hours yelling at people on Twitter before going radio silent and totally ignoring anyone who brings up his love of dildos and cuckoldry.

He's now discussing how it would be nice if his parents talked to him more about sex and discussed the sort of sex they had with him.

This from the guy who would say "get against the wall" whenever he'd read all those journo articles talking about the wonders of teaching children the mechanics of sex. What a cumbrain.

 

[Scary Bread]

I'm not watching the stream so I have no idea how he's coming across with that (as in is it completely serious, hyperbolic, etc.) but that sounds like he's trying to bait people here more than anything. The train wreck enjoyer in me though hopes it's just part of the retard spiral however.

Can't archive shit at the moment, might grab it later if no one else does.

Nothing but stupid fucking drama all the time

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1:35:15, hear it yourself.

Adding the direct quote from him addressing people talking about his kids in relation to his degenerate lifestyle: Rackets (mocking tone): "Your kids are gonna see this!" Rackets (angry tone): Good. GOOD.