Fancy Carstairs
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Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children
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forgotten corn
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Why does she keep saying winter “came early”? It’s fucking December Staph. I know the solstice isn’t for another few days but most people would consider us solidly in winter at this point.
Also, lol at the “we’re ENGAGED now!” tweet. You’re not engaged to anyone, you dork. You’re playing pretend in your empty apartment. She leads a very sad life.
Also, lol at the “we’re ENGAGED now!” tweet. You’re not engaged to anyone, you dork. You’re playing pretend in your empty apartment. She leads a very sad life.
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Yarrow: When you see a gender therapist (or whatever), make sure to tell them about the second pill thing. It is very important that the medical people know you think about it.
Yarrow, you are basically Chris Chan now. There is no real difference between his marriage to a pokemon and your engagement to a dead serial murderer except his imaginary husbando didn’t kill a fourteen year old. Evan Peters would be disgusted. Hell, Dahmer himself would say you’re insane. Get off this track, if you can.
I think I remember people predicting she’d get into Loki, but she threw us the plot twist of being into Thor. Well played, Yarrow.
Someone tell me who “the liver king” is?
Yarrow, you are basically Chris Chan now. There is no real difference between his marriage to a pokemon and your engagement to a dead serial murderer except his imaginary husbando didn’t kill a fourteen year old. Evan Peters would be disgusted. Hell, Dahmer himself would say you’re insane. Get off this track, if you can.
I think I remember people predicting she’d get into Loki, but she threw us the plot twist of being into Thor. Well played, Yarrow.
Someone tell me who “the liver king” is?
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Liver king guy is a dude who tells ppl to lift & eat organ meats (and buy his supplements or whatever he was shilling) so they can get as muscular as he is, but it turns out he's on steroids (obvious to anyone with eyes)
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So shes larping it's her "special interests" see guys you cant be mad at me I'm autistic and cant help I like serial killers! We are different then normal people liking it!
Shes such a boomer complaining about snow. She has no job and hardly leaves the house lmfao.
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Abby and KAM called her parents iirc. I know Abby was the one that broke the news to everybody but I think at least two people called her house.
The way she wrote that makes me wonder if she's talking about that old post on tumblr about her, the one she didn't even see until like a thousand years after it was posted:
Since she says "the person" and not some vague multi-person entity like "the haters on KF" or whatever. I can't help but think it'd be hilarious if that post lives rent-free in her head since it was probably dead until she made a snit about it.
Edit: and it just occurred to me, the person that wrote that big thing about Stephanie actually talked to her on Tumblr and fucking let it go after realizing how literally insane Steph was. If this WAS in response to the tumblr user with all the hyphens like...LMAO bruh you're too fucking scared to even talk to them directly, like, you're just vagueblogging about it on twitter. Goddamn amazing.
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He pushed it onto his own children as well. In his “apology” video, he tries to pass off that he lied about the steroid use, because young boys look up to him, and that they would kill themselves if they knew the truth. If he did more actions like this, he might become lolcow worthy.
PewDiePie did a video on him recently.
This dumb ass is going to seriously injure themselves by lifting wrong. Your back shouldn't hurt from lifting 5 LB dumbbells and I don't believe they'd know how to do anything more than a basic curl.
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Staph, I hope you don't lift those dumbbells in front of Jeff, you don't want to trigger his PTSD of being brained by one.
Also smash X to doubt that she will deactivate her Twitter 'for at least a week' in January. If she has her gender clinic appointment in that time, she won't be able to contain herself about how it went.
Also smash X to doubt that she will deactivate her Twitter 'for at least a week' in January. If she has her gender clinic appointment in that time, she won't be able to contain herself about how it went.
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Huh this new picrew is the first accurate one she’s done. Its got her dead fish stare.
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"big, fat, queer, emotional mess" is a weird way of pronouncing "big, fat, clueless virgin with a personality disorder" but ok
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You're a big, fat, emotional mess who is a straight woman that writes self insert fan fiction about a gay man being so enchanted by your vagina that he has straight sex with you. Nothing makes my eyes roll harder than when Staph unnecessarily pokes the word 'queer' into a statement about herself when it serves no purpose other than to virtue signal. I can imagine a big fat person crying but adding that the person is 'queer' adds nothing visually, especially because the term is so vague. At this point I'm just replacing it with 'retard' whenever Staph uses it.
XxxwernxxX
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At this point, "queer" means absolutely nothing. It's gibberish. All the tumblrinas and twatterers are calling themselves queer these days and having straight sex, being straight with extra steps, just dying their hair, etc.
It's meaningless virtue signaling.
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Honestly, the only thing calling yourself “queer” communicates these days is that you are not gay.
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Once again staph is taking an innocent post and making it about her.
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Okay, let me get this straight:
- posting a nice picture of your mother: toxic
- wound fucking serial killer rape fanfic: totally cool (?)
- posting a nice picture of your mother: toxic
- wound fucking serial killer rape fanfic: totally cool (?)
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Yarrow, that is downright cunty of you. Other people can’t celebrate their mothers because it gives you the sads?
MetalParakeet
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I bet she was one of the annoying kids who complained about mothers/fathers day activities in school because she was salty that her own mom didn't love her.
Always had one of those fuckers who pissed and moan about everyone making a father's day card because theirs went to the store and never came back
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Yeah she's just being especially nasty - she could just post a photo of her adoptive mom, and say "she MADE me who I am now," (lol actually a sick burn against mom in Gyro's case but she doesn't know that) as there's multiple ways to interpret "made"! OP specifically used "made" instead of "gave birth to". OP says her goal is to fill social media with positivity and Gyro's offended.
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at "she was younger than me" in Gyro's explanation of her mother - you're in your 30s, that doesn't really mean anything anymore. Most of the parents I know had their first kids when they were younger than Gyro is now. If you want to point out that she was very young and immature, you have to say that specifically, as you're now old enough that "younger than me", includes ages at which many women have a kid or two (on purpose) with a partner and the resources to care for their children responsibly.