Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 47 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 102 34.0%

  • Total voters
    300
The straw that caused me to stop hanging out in Locals was when Nick called anyone who disagreed with women thirst posting moral faggots and puritanical prudes, basically telling me that if I don't agree with women dropping lewds everywhere, I'm the problem. Fuck off.
This is the exact same reason I left. I was just a lurkerfag that signed up to spite Lucas and his troon brigade, and pretty much ignored the community. Watching Rackets act like a petulant teenager about not being applauded for his nuclear midlife crisis degeneracy made me leave.

God I wish he'd stop being retarded.
 
I guarantee that Nick is trying to fuck all these wine moms that simp for him and is trying to reverse justify it as "if I don't let these wine moms post nudes in my chat then I'm a prude and I've never been a prude!"
Nah Lady R got more game than Rackets. She got them crazy eyes that make the fellas and the ladies go all katniss and volunteer as tribute.
 
"hey those are nice boobs, but lets not go down that road, I mean I m not complaining and lady rackets says nice rack, but if I let boobs fill up the locals then were gonna have to let dicks fill up the locals etc"

or "hey hey now nice tits but save them for when dick or drex is on okay!"

would that have set better with you?

Is he encouraging, defending or simping this shit?
For me? If he didn't bring up the locals thottery on stream or claim some sort of moral superiority over people who dislike a chatroom being filled up with lewds, then I wouldn't care. If you want to have a chatroom filled up with past the wall butts, it's your community. But where I get frustrated is when I'm enjoying his content and it's all about that on his streams.

There have been times when interesting discussions happen in locals, and then Nick will jump in and say things like "Why is this discussion happening? It's Ass Wednesday" or "Stop being faggots and enjoy Thirsty Thursday".

It's honestly why I liked his discord more. Because there were places you could post NSFW shit. If you go on Locals chat, you will have to see wine moms high on weed posting their cellulite butts. You can't avoid it unless you just avoid locals chat. So I stopped going in there. Then, he starts calling people like me "anti-fun", so I've fucked off. At this point, I'm just curious to see what happens next, but I can't be assed to watch any of his stuff anymore.
 
The issue he has is he never properly addressed the original drama and it keeps piling on. It is now more entertaining to watch him get trolled on the internet than watch his content. I have no idea what he has actually been covering on his show and only know about the drama.
I blame it in part the fact he didn't just continue streaming on youtube after he got unbanned. That and there's been no amusing legal content going on and he found out the hard way what mainstream media will invite into your life: drama. The Amber v Depp case more then likely brought in a bunch of 'tards whose sole existence is literal gossip drama, and I cannot help but feel like to some extent that's been introduced into his personal life as all these fucking morons joined his discord/locals/whereverthefuck he's streaming that's not Youtube and began to poke and prod holes into his squeaky clean image because the main draw is now gone. It's the same shit Ralph invited into his life, and Nick seems to think The Shaggy Defense is an actual play you can do to fight off drama.
 
Imagine living in an age where women are putting out like never before and finding reasons to bitch about it.
Nick is right that if you're not enjoying it its because you can't get it.
"Girls put out too much, you're just complaining about girls not putting out"?

You're retarded, my friend. If anything the Farms seems to be the most sane and balanced forum online when it comes to relationships, to the point where I assume most here have healthy relationships (unless sperging out).

I'm not entirely sure if this is covered already, but apparently Nick's discord has been locked down. He was on late last night, did a live chat, people trolled him and now no one can chat, just react to messages (emojis).

Is there an alternative server for those of us who enjoyed chatting without Nick? It's not like he ever showed up there anymore, since he hates his audience now.

Edit: apparently this has been covered, sorry, this thread blew up 20 pages in like 24hours. I'll go digging.
This thread is moving so fast that even the highlights are having a hard time keeping up.
 
I'm assuming he has no long term plans to keep practicing law, because who the fuck would want this trainwreck to represent them? jesus.
In fairness to him, he does petty criminal law, e.g. some poor schmuck caught with 0.081 BAC.

That kind of person won't care if he posts lingerie pics of his wife as long as he keeps them out of jail.
 
Imagine living in an age where women are putting out like never before and finding reasons to bitch about it.
Nick is right that if you're not enjoying it its because you can't get it.
People are enjoying it, just not in a way Rackets and his fans like.

But you are right, maybe i don't "get" it, i might need Rackets to explain to me how having men come in and fuck his wife is in any way beneficial to his life.
 
Everything is ending up cucked and turning gay, its a reflection of society as a whole.
btw, nothing nick is doing or thinks about sex is out of the ordinary in (almost) 2023. I'm not saying he's morally correct, but if you're surprised about his views you must be really sheltered.
I enjoy a good black pill, and agree that posting lewd photos may be normalized, but letting black men fuck your wife in a hotel lobby is not normal in [current year].
 
Damn rackets, so much for all that piss and vinegar about degenerates eh?

Glad I stopped watching after he started getting Mad at the Internet, what a fucking shitshow. I wonder what the odds are of a lolsuit forming from his accelerating downward spiral, seems like a fitting capstone for funny law man to go down throwing frivolous litigation.
 
I was just saying that to someone a few minutes ago. They agreed. Glad we're not alone in thinking that.

....and now you understand why he hung out with Ralph. Nick is literally Ethan with less alcoholism and gluttony, but plenty of other degenerate habits.
Nah, I think the alcoholism and gluttony are at similar levels, it only seems like Ralph is worse because he's visibly fatter. Nick has his own host of health struggles that are only exasperated by his behavior.

Nick has always been known to be a heavy drinker, and at one point even made it a feature of his streams. I think it's easy to overlook because he doesn't seem like he would be compared to someone like Ralph, but again....one is fat, the other seems only out of shape.

If Nick was fatter there would be no contest.
 
The hand-wringing and pearl-clutching is so pathetic. "Oh no, Nick says naughty words! Nick has sex with his wife! Nick calls people names! Nick makes fun of the stunning and brave gays!" How are these whining little children even here on the Farms? Grow up and get laid for once, fucking retarded faggots.
Fuck off and build your strawman somewhere else. If you can't differentiate between talking about sex and sharing intimate details of your sex life than you're retarded.

He's now discussing how it would be nice if his parents talked to him more about sex and discussed the sort of sex they had with him.
What the fuck. If the context around this isn't "it was a troll to get a reaction" than I'm at a loss for words.

honest question

would that have set better with you?
All the stuff you describe was part of his brand and him being able to wade through the more degenerate topics wasn't really an issue. He's putting his own sex life up on a pedestal for all of us to gawk at expecting we'll clap like seals in approval, but most of us know self destructive behavior when we see it.
 
Nick has always been known to be a heavy drinker, and at one point even made it a feature of his streams. I think it's easy to overlook because he doesn't seem like he would be compared to someone like Ralph, but again....one is fat, the other seems only out of shape.

If Nick was fatter there would be no contest.
He also says a lot of ramblings when he's shitfaced, too, but unlike Ralph most of it was "saying what we think" shit that was for the most part agreeable. Like Ralph, Nick realizes he can just scream at a camera, and is learning that also results in superberries regardless.
All the stuff you describe was part of his brand and him being able to wade through the more degenerate topics wasn't really an issue. He's putting his own sex life up on a pedestal for all of us to gawk at expecting we'll clap like seals in approval, but most of us know self destructive behavior when we see it.
We've literally watched Ethan Ralph implode in a year, quite frankly if Nicky can do it in less I'll be impressed. All because of a self-imposed exile to Rumble/Locals for contracts.
 

The whole locals stream, for those interested. It's not compressed, but it is there in good quality. Have fun.
HTML rip of the chat if you're autistic enough to try and follow along.
 

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It's fitting that we started the year of the Chud with Jack Murphy being a cuck and a fag and we will end the year of the Chud with Nick being a cuck and a fag. I guess all those jokes about Toye, Idubz, Jack and many others were just a smoke screen. Good on you Nick for owning the incels. Nothing will show the world how much sex you have than doing drugs, sharing your wife and becoming heteroflexible. Especially when you have kids, I know what I wanted from my parents growing up is for them to be high of their mind and fucking strangers while I learn how to ride a bike.
 
He's putting his own sex life up on a pedestal for all of us to gawk at expecting we'll clap like seals in approval, but most of us know self destructive behavior when we see it.
I'm totally sure this will be the one time in history the Farms was wrong about stuff like this being a bad idea. I mean look how it all worked out for Ethan Ralph and Dick Masterson. They're both having win after win after win.
 
We've literally watched Ethan Ralph implode in a year, quite frankly if Nicky can do it in less I'll be impressed. All because of a self-imposed exile to Rumble/Locals for contracts.
I don't think it's an issue with Rumble or Locals specifically. I think it's the influx of wine moms from the Johnny Depp trial combined with whatever "worst day of his life" that happened during the Johnny Depp trial that seemed to be what caused this downward spiral. Without knowing what that was, we'll never have a chance of fully understanding why he's acting like such a little bitch now.

I am just glad that he found his highschool(?) wife. I am scared to think what this man could do to satisfy his deviant urges if all alone in this world.
He found her and courted her in college. It was a great heartfelt story before the current downward spiral...
 
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