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Every time he comments "interesting" on something I can't help but see this Wojak in my head
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Nigger is this fucking close to self-awareness.....
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"New subscriptions to Twitter Blue are currently available on web and iOS only in the US, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and the UK."
That is ridiculous. It should only be America considering it's not like actual humans live in any of those other places.
 
I’m a big fan of how the extremely dubious stalker story (the excuse used to ban publicly available private jet location data off Twitter) is developing.
Now we have the other party, who may or may not be some kind of skitzo, being hit by musk’s driver and that is what the cops are investigating.

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I mean, chances are high he knows the poll was botted to hell.

Cause it obviously was.

But yeah you’re right. It’s not 4D Chess. It’s basic bitch knowing the outcome before it happend.
I too overestimated the extent of the Epic Trolle he was conducting. Turned out he just thought he’d get 80% in a popularity poll and had zero consideration for any other outcome.
 
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So the new drop (Lee Fang is a great choice for this, dude has been trying real hard to be normal and neutral for years) is about US Pentagon/CENTCOM and hell knows other crap doing obvious propaganda ops on Twitter, while being exempt from spam and other such policies, so implicitly amplified, lying about being Middle Easterners, making shit up against Iran 'cause Muh Greatest Ally and Muh Saudi, and generally being despicable nerds, and there seems to be a lot of silence about it.
Big social media is a poison for humanity. Everyone with the means runs propaganda ops and promotes deceit and lies, most often by omission when convenient.
It's getting tiring. We should split all this Pandora's Box in 1000 pieces, and make the web yet again in a myriad of unconnected niche communities that is not practical to influence.
Hoping more and more each day Elon will drive this into the ground completely.
 
So, Twitter Blue is only available in the Five Eyes countries? That is a Glow you can see from space, right there.
Blue, like cherenkov radiation.

More likely he just doesn't want to deal with the payment processor fees that come with selling into ROW. Those countries are the most reliable when it comes to handling financial transactions - as long as you're not a designated enemy of society and goodthink, of course.
 
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