[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

[Telemeter]

Ethan Ralph has announced (once again) that he intends to marry forever-fiancee May as a side show for a Ralph organized event (once again).

Will Dick Masterson tell him he'll be his best man only to then have a limb explode at the last minute (once again)?

Will Ralph forget to even bring May to the event (once again)?

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[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Hell yes, it will of course be simply ceremonial and they will not be legally married.

 

[eDove]

What the fuck took so long? It's extremely easy to get legally married (at the least) and then you can have the ceremony whenever you felt like.

This, of course, probably isn't financially "in the cards" for them. As @Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said, it's likely going to be some bullshit ceremony that doesn't actually matter in the legal sense. Ralph's too much of a pussy bitch to have a state-recognized marriage.

 

[Twinkletard]

I'm convinced that May is just Ethan's 'beard' as he really wants to suck Jim's cock.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

I’ll give Ralph credit, marrying his pedo horse at an outlaw wrasslin show is a little classier than marrying her at some smoke-filled bowling alley where he kept getting assaulted by random strangers.

 

[Massacre]

Thought he was gonna get married at the bowling alley , probably just another empty promise, keep on hoping may..

 

[Pomniman]

He should've just done it at that bowling alley.

 

[Kerr Avon]

Hope to see some of you there at the ceremony in Atlantic City

Any chance of Kikewheels officiating / attending?

 

[WaveMeltzer]

And here we sit, always the guntsmaid, never the gunt...

 

[Telemeter]

I’ll give Ralph credit, marrying his pedo horse at an outlaw wrasslin show is a little classier than marrying her at some smoke-filled bowling alley where he kept getting assaulted by random strangers.

You're wrong, he's marrying her in Atlantic City.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph keeps trying to have a wedding at his dumb events because he has no real friends who would show up to his wedding otherwise

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

You're wrong, he's marrying her in Atlantic City.

He may get the paperwork signed in Atlantic City, but guaranteed he’s not going to miss the chance to ape the Macho Man marrying Miss Elizabeth in the middle of the ring.

 

[RussianParasite]

Why is everybody assuming Ralph will live that far into 2023 (or won’t be in jail)?

 

[Telemeter]

Why is everybody assuming Ralph will live that far into 2023 (or won’t be in jail)?

If he dies during 2023, Null wins. He either needs to die in the next 11 days or make it all the way to 2024 for it to be a Total Ralphemale W.

 

[Micheal Westen]

I voted for all options 50 times with my 150 sock accounts.

I learned my gambling techniques from the ralphamale himself.

 

[.iota.]

Why is everybody assuming Ralph will live that far into 2023 (or won’t be in jail)?

but i wanted to share good news before any possible bad.

good news: he won't actually be able to marry meigh in atlantic city
because ...
bad news: he'll be serving his one year suspended sentence

 

[FamicomGorby]

So instead of doing the trashy Vegas wedding he will now be going for the even trashier discount Atlantic City wedding.

Doesn't really matter anyway since I have no faith that Ralph would actually go through with getting married. Can't let Pantsu be able to divorce him and get half of his pill bottles and swamp land.

Hey Ralph, since you read this thread. If you're going to AC, instead of going to whatever trash casino restaurant you were planning on, there's a nice joint down the beach called the Knife and Fork Inn.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

First Chantel gets fake married and now Ralph? Null is running out of options. I suppose Cooking With Kay is still single.

 

[SneedYstwyth]

The Horse-Hog union is inevitable, if only to own the A-Logs. If the man has 2 kids out of spite, what's the big deal about putting a ring on Meigh's hooves?

 

[Elmo]

Ralph keeps trying to have a wedding at his dumb events because he has no real friends who would show up to his wedding otherwise

I was going to post this. He's holding it so that there will be people in attendance because he can't get anyone (not even his own aunts and uncles) to come lol

Sad. Pathetic!