Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
I didn’t realize he was still doing mdma.

That right there pretty much explains his personality shift.
I’m not gonna go dig up the clip but I’m pretty sure that he has said a couple of times he wouldn’t do mdma again because people chase the high and get addicted if someone wants to dig that up it would be another good example of his hypocrisy
 
I wish I could find the screenshot but Rek's nuked discord makes that much harder.
Someone asked Drex something about hypocrisy just a couple of days ago and he laughed and agreed.
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That's pretty interesting. Quite commendable actually if he's doing that in the face of Nick sperging out at him.

Soon we'll be in Bizarro World. Where Drex steps away from the degeneracy and settles down with his girlfriend into a happy tradcon life. Meanwhile, Rackets will be out and about in his wife's thong, doing lines off some dude's ass.
 
That's pretty interesting. Quite commendable actually if he's doing that in the face of Nick sperging out at him.

Soon we'll be in Bizarro World. Where Drex steps away from the degeneracy and settles down with his girlfriend into a happy tradcon life. Meanwhile, Rackets will be out and about in his wife's thong, doing lines off some dude's ass.
Drex's current MGTOW/MRA views were because he got fucked by the family court system. I don't think it's a stretch that Drex wants a home life that Nick (allegedly) has. If that Kat person he's seeing is actually not bad to have around, good for him.
 
So Rekieta tried MDMA which caused the intended drug induced introspection. This set off a standard midlife identity crisis. As a result the person whose entertainment career is fueled by unsolicited criticism of public information is now upset about getting unsolicited criticism of his own self posted public information.
 
Oh fuck you Rackets. Christmas is the time to go out with your kids holy shit. How entitled can you fucking be. You have so much fucking money that your kids probably have fantastic christmases but you just wanna get away from it all? And it's not even because work, it's just because you wanna go to a fucking beach and get your wife in a thong? I'm sorry but this makes me fucking MATI because I know people who can barely do shit with their kids this time of year and their idea of a Christmas activity is to buy popcorn at the corner store and watch another fucking version of a Christmas Carol becasue that's all they can afford AND THEY ARE FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT IT. I hope you get testicular torsion from your balldo.
 
Off topic, but reading all of the news about Nick’s swinging with his wife, I just still find it odd that in his videos he has a Johnny Depp painting sitting over there minding its business like it’s nothing.

I‘m not too sure Johnny Depp’s artistic portrait would want to be associated with his possible cuckoldry.
 
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I'd just like to state that my vibe check for Nick was correct, I thought his dumb haircut and soy beard were untrustworthy as well as his love for hard liquor. If you were fooled into thinking this guy was heckin wholesome then I'm sorry you were duped. It happens to the best of us. If you chose to ignore your gut then let this be a lesson to listen to your instincts
 
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Wait.... So his big brained idea is to run a matchmaking channel through his locals!?!!
And match them with the "fine" 40+ dead egg wine moms and cat ladies of his locals?!!!?!!???
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How is this real life?

This reminds me of what I was watching this morning though.
libertarians arriving at the point of defending drag queen story hour because the fundamental flaws of the ideology cause you to spiral into degeneracy to maintain the non aggression principle. The whole stream was decent but could current Nick just be the end state of the lolbertarianism? Are we witnessing what lolberting does on a long enough time scale before our eyes?
 
We fuck our wives too, Nick. We're laughing at you because you built an image and a brand fucking with professionals that let their sexual deviancy bleed into their public life. The fact that it's starting to happen to you is no less funny than when it happened to Jack Murphy. You're turning into the super anti-gay politician that gets caught with meth and underage boys in his hotel room, and we're going to laugh at you about it.
 
Wait.... So his big brained idea is to run a matchmaking channel through his locals!?!!
And match them with the "fine" 40+ dead egg wine moms and cat ladies of his locals?!!!?!!???
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How is this real life?

This reminds me of what I was watching this morning though.
libertarians arriving at the point of defending drag queen story hour because the fundamental flaws of the ideology cause you to spiral into degeneracy to maintain the non aggression principle. The whole stream was decent but could current Nick just be the end state of the lolbertarianism? Are we witnessing what lolberting does on a long enough time scale before our eyes?
Ahh, I miss Call for Help.
one of the things that got axed when G4 took over techtv and went full gamer-bro.
 
The thought just occurred to me that the wine moms and other degenerates orbiting Rekieta these days might not understand the Farms because we haven't explained ourselves in their own vernacular: Crude sexual metaphor.

So, here's one...

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If Nick had just SHUT THE FUCK UP, people here wouldn't have found this nearly as funny as they are now, and they'd have moved on to a litany of other cows. Instead, he's trying to convince the world he's not mad, while acting increasingly unhinged. KF then responds by laughing even harder. Get it?

God damn it, people are dumb. This site isn't some great mystery. It has no deep hidden agenda.

It'll see that, and raise you this cringe...

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So Rekieta tried MDMA which caused the intended drug induced introspection. This set off a standard midlife identity crisis. As a result the person whose entertainment career is fueled by unsolicited criticism of public information is now upset about getting unsolicited criticism of his own self posted public information.
A single drug experience is almost never something that sends someone into a life destroying death spiral. But man that whole locals stream was pure paranoid self-pitying junky talk.

Jesus Christ, my dude should have just bought a fucking Corvette.
 
Drex's current MGTOW/MRA views were because he got fucked by the family court system. I don't think it's a stretch that Drex wants a home life that Nick (allegedly) has. If that Kat person he's seeing is actually not bad to have around, good for him.
I’ve always gotten that impression that Drex was always genuinely for family life. He’s said it explicitly. Family court can really crush a man, no wonder he went off and had his share of degeneracy. But Drex was never hypocritical about it! He‘s admitted he’s done X,Y, and Z, and why it’s not some sort of ideal. I can appreciate that far more. The photo of him in his sweater (aka Null’s Revenge, lol) kinda sealed the deal that he’s getting to be a little more wholesome… much luck and good vibes to Drex and Kat.

I didn’t expect a potential Nick v. Drex side plot. I do wonder if Drex took his boy down a peg or two (privately) and it didn’t go over so well.
 
If you were fooled into thinking this guy was heckin wholesome then I'm sorry you were duped. It happens to the best of us. If you chose to ignore your gut then let this be a lesson to listen to your instincts
I never thought he was traditionally wholesome, I just thought he was smart enough to have a self-preservation instinct and not put everything on the internet. Rather than being a little bit careful about maintaining a line between his online presence and his family, he has chosen to attempt to convince the world that those lines shouldn't exist. Good luck, man.

His comments about wishing his parents talked to him about sex is a very exvangelical talking point, this idea that repression about sex is the cause of all your current problems. People feel betrayed by their years of not having sex all the time, and they blame their upbringing so strongly that they want to start grooming kids into it as early as possible. Nick can pretend he just wants a commonsense middle ground, but it never ends up that way, does it?
 
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