Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 196 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 217 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 774 32.5%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 449 18.8%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 488 20.5%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 258 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,382
I’d like to think Anisa is airing out dirty laundry to humiliate idubbbz into cleaning his piss dick
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See, this is the sort of dumb shit you'd say to your GF in private to deliberately gross her out.

Or if you've built an OMEGALUL ironic edgy e-persona.

After he publicly cucked out, that just comes across as a genuine confession and Anisa's reply just seals it. I'm not getting tee-hee funneh internet couple vibes, just a lanky pedostache pissing on his wife in the shower. :story:
 
Anisa taking validation wherever she can, even a machine
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Also saying she hangs around a lot of successful/wealthy men is not the flex she thinks it is and she should be embarrassed
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Context: someone was making fun of a plus-sized model, yknow shit Anisa has done plenty times before
 
Anisa taking validation wherever she can, even a machine
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Also saying she hangs around a lot of successful/wealthy men is not the flex she thinks it is and she should be embarrassed
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Context: someone was making fun of a plus-sized model, yknow shit Anisa has done plenty times before

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Anisa: Don't let the western world dictate what is healthy or attractive.

Also Anisa: Look at how cute my hair looks in this picture and how perfect my fat percentage is. Also did I mention I burn calories at a slower rate than other people? Aren't I so unique and special? That isn't even normal! Even with that handicap I still somehow manage to be a size 2 and am so hot the fat scanning machine hits on me!

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Lmao thank you Anisa.
 
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Anisa: Don't let the western world dictate what is healthy or attractive.
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Just wait until she finds out about the asian beauty standards, the much bigger pressure to conform to them and the fact that the asians have no qualms whatsoever to mock somebody, if they are fat. Oh, and I absolutely can make a call on who's healthier just by the looks and more often than not I will be right. Just not every single time.
 
Anisa taking validation wherever she can, even a machine
I’d like to think Anisa is airing out dirty laundry to humiliate idubbbz into cleaning his piss dick
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Anisa: Don't let the western world dictate what is healthy or attractive.

I think if you forced me to post this kind of stuff publicly, for people I know to see, I'd just die of cringe. In fact I think I could be overdosing on second hand cringe after reading all that.
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I wonder what caused this recent spiral? Seems like someone important to her called her fat or chubby or something.

Also for the kiwis who don't follow the April Lauren thread - she had similar labwork done and they told her that at 250+ lbs she was totally fine, and that she should probably eat more calories. So while Anisa certainly isn't obese or physically very unhealthy, there is likely some asspatting going on in these 'perfect results'.
 
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Anisa: Don't let the western world dictate what is healthy or attractive.

Also Anisa: Look at how cute my hair looks in this picture and how perfect my fat percentage is. Also did I mention I burn calories at a slower rate than other people? Aren't I so unique and special? That isn't even normal! Even with that handicap I still somehow manage to be a size 2 and am so hot the fat scanning machine hits on me!

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Lmao thank you Anisa.
Holy shit, Anisa, shut up! Nobody cares, "more interesting stuff from my labwork" my ass! Tweets like that actually make me sympathize with Ian again. It's bad enough in text-form, but how bad must it be hearing this stuff coming out of her mouth, just a constant stream of the most boring shit imaginable! Jesus!
 
Holy shit, Anisa, shut up! Nobody cares, "more interesting stuff from my labwork" my ass! Tweets like that actually make me sympathize with Ian again. It's bad enough in text-form, but how bad must it be hearing this stuff coming out of her mouth, just a constant stream of the most boring shit imaginable! Jesus!
there should be an (emon musk approved) bot on twitter that replies to all of anisa's tweets with a rotation of answers like:

"nobody cares",
"attention whore",
"hypocrite"
"obvious photoshop",
"bodyhorror tattoos/tits"
"unwarranted self importance"
"plenty educated take"
"lol, cuck/simp"
"cry moar, bitch"

and simply "no"

just a selection of possible replies depending on the subject she's sperging/attention whoring/signal boosting about :)
 
Fuck beauty standards/love yourselves! Unless I find the procedure weird and decide it’s “too much” - says the girls who’ve gotten multiple fillers, tattoos, and a G-cup boob job
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Reeks insecurity


Anyways, imagine just being named Anisa , and Anisa idubbbz Jomha comments on your post to say “wow we share the same name!!”
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Poor girl, she didn’t deserve that
 
Holy shit Anisa, you fucking lemming, aren't you almost 30?? And you still act this fucking squirrelly about beauty trends you saw on TikTok? Publicly???? Please.

Also wasn't the squishy baby-faced egirl thing the Gold Standard for women online for like the last five years? I wonder why Anisa never tried going for that look. Oh well. Too late now, fat faces are out! Sorry greasy!

I started to write something kind of sympathetic here where I related to Anisa's insecurity but actually I changed my mind because she's stupid.
 
Also wasn't the squishy baby-faced egirl thing the Gold Standard for women online for like the last five years? I wonder why Anisa never tried going for that look. Oh well. Too late now, fat faces are out! Sorry greasy!
Yes, egirls used to, and still do that gay little puff their cheeks thing in photos to look "cute", "babyish", "bratty" and whatever other shit they come up with.
 
Anyways, imagine just being named Anisa , and Anisa idubbbz Jomha comments on your post to say “wow we share the same name!!”
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Poor girl, she didn’t deserve that!

"hOlY sHiT, it's aN AnIsA!! i ReCoGnIzE tHaT nAmE, fOr IT IS MIIINE!!!" *hurrdurr* "your tiktok has been visited by the OG anisa, I'm a pretty big deal yaknoow...
I bestow this helpful comment onto thee. look me up and look up to meeeeh and my plenty educated hot takes; YOU'RE WELCOME!!!"
 
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