Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[PST Stan Account]

It was very convenient how he got media attention from it (where he was also plugging his books)

I know everyone thinks any publicity is good, but I never got how this helps.

"Honey, did you know that sweaty fat guy we saw on the news who got SWAT(TTT)ed also writes science fiction novels?! I wonder what his take on transgender space crabs is, let me boot up the 'ol Kindle."

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Any bets on how Pat will try and derail the podcast in Feb?
I'm guessing blaming the hosts for a swatting.

I can tell you "how" (fatly), but "when" can be a little harder to precisely determine. As far as I'm concerned, the official date should be the first time Pat calls Justin a stlaker. He knows he isn't, but truth has never stopped the pig from looking down on people. We all know it is coming.

It's pretty simple. He's either a willing cuck, or was just too weak to stop it. Neither PCJ nor his wife viewed his consent as necessary.

My 2 cents are definitely on the second option. Sure, Pat MIGHT be a cuck, be what do we know for SURE about him? He's weak, and he fears and real men so much he had to create a whole alpha male persona online just to cope with his inferiority complex. Look at his WorlCon 2018 videos: he can't look another male in the eyes, and walks behind bigger man as if he just shat himself.

On that note: I've never been to prison, so I might be talking out of my ass here. But in that video where he's weirdly walking very close behind the stronger guy, and looking around kinda scared, he looks and acts EXACTLY as I imagine a prison bitch under someone's "protection" would. Does anybody else get the same image in their head?

"Prison won't be kind to you, stalker". I don't know Pat, something tells me you will like it even less, so you better stop screaming at cops buddy.

it was literally autistic screeching. He didn't know he was being recorded either, so it's not like he played it up that one time but is usually polite. He is deranged and thinks he is above people like police officers that actually work.

Which brings me to this. This over here, above all, tells me Fatty is insane. I'm not American, so that shocked me in a way that's hard to explain to people who live in places like Canada, the USA and Western Europe. If that had happened in my country, he'd be dead. 100%. Right then and there. I can't fathom the idea of doing that and live to see another day.

A man like Pat would not get to adulthood anywhere else on this planet... and yet the asshole keeps on shitting on the US, non stop! Man, you don't know how easy you got, Piggy. You don't deserve it.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

It was very convenient how he got media attention from it (where he was also plugging his books) and right after, the swattings stopped. If somebody was crazy enough to swat him multiple times, why would they suddenly stop right after he's done his little media tour?

The media attention could have scared the swatter off. Not that I necessarily believe this, but it's a possible explanation. Personally I find it really strange that the police department still hasn't taken any measures. Somebody there must really hate Pat.

 

[FinnSven]

Perhaps he was hoping to sit in PCJ's lap next.

Perhaps he already had sat in PCJ’s lap and was grateful to rest his ringpiece.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Perhaps he was hoping to sit in PCJ's lap next.

It's possible he, being [at least half] a fag, desired a threesome, and even made overtures to one or both of them about it, resulting in the two being so united in their disgust that their latent attraction blossomed - a variation on the famed switch.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

It's possible he, being [at least half] a fag, desired a threesome, and even made overtures to one or both of them about it, resulting in the two being so united in their disgust that their latent attraction blossomed - a variation on the famed switch.

I wouldn’t put it past Fatrick to ask for a threesome and agree when his wife said “MMF, right?”

 

[Maude Snew]

Mongol General : Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?

Patrick :

Mongol General : Wrong! Pringles Can Jon! What is best in life?

PCJ : To crush your enemy, see him humiliated in court, and to hear the adulation of his woman.

Mongol General : That is good! That is good.

FTFY

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUFF!"

Gentle reminder that we still don't know exactly why Josiah mentioning his high school teachers gave us the best soundbite ever.

Sure, he's got a 1.2 GPA and must have been bullied a bit. But to make him just fucking lose it like that? There's something there. Something tangible, just waiting to be found.

The best of Patposting is still to come.

 

[OK_Cogitator]

I hate to be pedantic, but your man Karl Schwarzschild spelt his name with two 'S's (he also had one hell of a moustache, on a par with that of former Polish First Marshal Józef Piłsudski)
the only reason I brought it up is that when taken as read in the context of this thread, it's a either a bilingual pun or a brilliantly Freudian typo - it literally means "black child"

Rick Schwarzschild's Cured Meats of Milwaukee - its what Pat should do once he gets ratfucked out of his Sci-fag club.

 

[GasTheGoblins]

I know I'm dredging up the past, but first time listening to the court audio, and man was it worth it.
Hearing "That is not what occurred sir..." in a very submissive and effeminate way gives that much more credence to this monstrously FAT cow.

Only way the hearing could've been topped is if we got at least one "child". To the judge.

 

[FinnSven]

Rick Schwarzschild's Cured Meats of Milwaukee - its what Pat should do once he gets ratfucked out of his Sci-fag club.

Or he could find some other nonces lurking around playgrounds, in peep shows and Thai massage parlors, then start his own Syfy club.

 

[AnOminous]

Sure, he's got a 1.2 GPA and must have been bullied a bit. But to make him just fucking lose it like that? There's something there. Something tangible, just waiting to be found.

Maybe he literally rode the short bus with the other downies and mongos.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

I don't think anyone is calling SWAT on Patty at this point.

Sometimes it gets slow, so the cops go fuck with Patty, because it's funny.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

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This picture sometimes gets posted on 4chan’s /fit/ board under threads with titles like “unfortunate physiques” or something, most likely by ona guys. So before I even knew who fatrick was, I knew him as a fat faggot with bitch tits and a fucking gay shirt who orders big slices of spam at restaurants. There are 4chan users who may never know his name, but know he’s a fat faggot with bitch tits and a gay shirt.

He’ll always be my favorite lolcow.

 

[FinnSven]

Which is stereotypical as fuck. It would actually be entirely possible that every gay guy in Pat's high school was more manly than Pat. His posing really does reek of desperation, though, whether out of repressed homosexuality or, possibly even more likely, just a crushing sense of inadequacy (that is completely appropriate when you are as worthless a man as Pat).

Maybe he gravitated to the group of gays in his high school, thinking that he would be accepted as one of them, but they beat him up too.

Both to save themselves negative attention for being his friend and because he is a little bitch who deserves it.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

The shirt he’s wearing in the infamous spam photo sends off serious homo vibes. I don’t think he’s gay because if he was, he’d have pulled the “queer” shield by now. I think he’s just fat and stupid and fat.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

The shirt he’s wearing in the infamous spam photo sends off serious homo vibes. I don’t think he’s gay because if he was, he’d have pulled the “queer” shield by now. I think he’s just fat and stupid and fat.

gays dress too well. that shirt thing says "i'm into things," like mannish women and slabs of baloney

 

[AnOminous]

The shirt he’s wearing in the infamous spam photo sends off serious homo vibes. I don’t think he’s gay because if he was, he’d have pulled the “queer” shield by now. I think he’s just fat and stupid and fat.

Not if he has some seriously repressed homophobia. Then his extreme wokeism is a cover for that, rather than anything else. I don't think he is gay though despite his effeminate mannerisms. I think he's just a little bitch and that's just an unfortunate coincidence for him and his male posturing.

gays dress too well. that shirt thing says "i'm into things," like mannish women and slabs of baloney

Fat Rick looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before the wait staff. Very very disrespectful.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

Can't you see what's happening?

You're talking about Patty's sexuality because your subconscious is screaming FAT, CANNOT FATHOM.

My theory is that the fat is actually multidimensional, far and above his portly frame on our dimension alone.

I don't feel very well, I'm gonna go lie down a bit.

 

[Somerville Dan]

He’ll always be my favorite lolcow.

Apparently you didn't get the memo, child.