Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.1%

  • Total voters
    293
That was at Hedonism 2, after Matsuri this year

It was sometime early-ish February I think, when he went to that show with Elijah Schaffer to troll Ralph

I was telling my wife about what's been going on with Nick and her first question was about what drugs he was on and also "wtf he wants to advertise his sex to his kids?" After she had heard that clip. Always a good time to hear someone very disconnected from this section of the internet talk about it and see their reactions to it lol

Did you explain to her that she's being a prude? :story:
 
He needs a supercharged Corvette for when he drives the kids to school, drives to church, and drives to work. Oh, wait. He doesn't do any of those things. He needs it for driving to the gay bar.
It now makes sense why he has a Lincoln Navigator. He can fit his entire entourage of swingers as they hop from gay bar to gay bar and ultimately to some seedy motel where the night concludes in some balldo swinging party.
 
Dramatic re-enactment of Nick's ideal family life
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This idiot is just wrong. She's got some Mekokur, Pippa, and Null shit up on there. It's just mainly Rekieta Law.

BTW, for anybody wondering about this Elissa chick (I will just go ahead and assume she's female, for the moment anways), she seems to be more sympathetic to LR than Nick. I'm getting definite vibes she's blaming Nick for exposing LR to ridicule.

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Driving a supercharged Corvette to a gay bar is the biggest sin ever. You don’t have to disrespect Corvettes like that.
Agreed. A proper faggot would drive to the gay bar in something like a Mazda MX-5/Miata.
 
Imagine if Metokur did a stream saying he no longer wanted to focus on making fun of Internet weirdos. Instead he wants to discuss how he likes to wear panties and have Jade do things to his butt. And then Metokur went after chat for the blowback.
Rackets you are a stupid fucker. You had a dream life, getting paid to do nothing other than appeal to the audience you cultivated.
I know you are reading this you stupid fucker.
Keep crying about having to drive your kids around instead of celebrating their existence.
Faggot.
 
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This idiot is just wrong. She's got some Mekokur, Pippa, and Null shit up on there. It's just mainly Rekieta Law.

BTW, for anybody wondering about this Elissa chick (I will just go ahead and assume she's female, for the moment anways), she seems to be more sympathetic to LR than Nick. I'm getting definite vibes she's blaming Nick for exposing LR to ridicule.

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Agreed. A proper faggot would drive to the gay bar in something like a Mazda MX-5/Miata.
Says she's talked to lady rackets IRL multiple times.
Wonder who she is.
 
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This idiot is just wrong. She's got some Mekokur, Pippa, and Null shit up on there. It's just mainly Rekieta Law.

BTW, for anybody wondering about this Elissa chick (I will just go ahead and assume she's female, for the moment anways), she seems to be more sympathetic to LR than Nick. I'm getting definite vibes she's blaming Nick for exposing LR to ridicule.

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Agreed. A proper faggot would drive to the gay bar in something like a Mazda MX-5/Miata.
Well that explains a lot. Her angle is wonky but the end goal of showing Nick's hypocrisy appears the same as ours. She must be purposefully ignoring the fact Kayla uploaded her ass picture of her own volition. Plus we have the Hedonism 2 pics of both of them. They both are culpable from the evidence we've seen in this thread.
 
That clip of him complaining about having to do shit with his kids instead of going to Cancun. ... Hey dipshit, nobody made you have 5 fucking kids. You chose that life. Be a man and deal with it instead of whining and crying about how it's interfering with you checking out cock on a nude beach.

It's fucking crazy how fast he's gone from likeable to insufferable.
Maybe it's just me, but I feel like telling people on your law/news/cuck show that you'd rather be out having sex in Cancun than being with them on Christmas day is a bit worse than "not knowing whether my parents even like each other" but maybe I'm the crazy one...
 
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Well that explains a lot. Her angle is wonky but the end goal of showing Nick's hypocrisy appears the same as ours. She must be purposefully ignoring the fact Kayla uploaded her ass picture of her own volition. Plus we have the Hedonism 2 pics of both of them. They both are culpable from the evidence we've seen in this thread.
I'm gonna say that a lot of this shit is coming from her. It's like his weirdly obsessive rants about pegging, this has the smell of a shit test from her and he's fallen for it, it's only a matter of time before it's his version of 'my dick is rock hard and my manhood is intact'
 
Imagine if Metokur did a stream saying he no longer wanted to focus on making fun of Internet weirdos. Instead he wants to discuss how he likes to wear panties and have Jade do things to his butt. And then Metokur went after chat for the blowback.
I guess the closest we got to that was when Jim fingerbanged Jade on stream
 
100% fair. My reason for not thinking BPD was, he doesn't (on stream) typically have the wild mood swings I've seen in BPD individuals. But your points are all strong ones, and as you say, experts can come to widely different conclusions. I certainly am no expert.

Yeah, the shithead thing goes back years. He's brought up on the show, many times, his story about how his preschool teacher "stole" his Transformers as a kid, and how that still pisses him off.

Even though he's told it 50 times, I tune out so I can't remember it well. Something about the teacher took his Transformers he wanted to play with during free time, because he was being a turd or mouthing off, and then she didn't give them back (supposedly). And Transformers were a big deal because his dad would have to go up to the Twin Cities from Houston to work at Cray corporate office, and when he'd come back, he'd bring Nick a Transformer toy as a "sorry I haven't seen you in a few weeks".

Judging by the number of times he's brought up the story, I'm going to guess that was the worst day of his life, until whatever happened this year.
Understandable. My cunt mother broke my Grimlock when she was mad at me for some stupid shit. Grimlock. The best dinobot toy.

Well that explains a lot. Her angle is wonky but the end goal of showing Nick's hypocrisy appears the same as ours. She must be purposefully ignoring the fact Kayla uploaded her ass picture of her own volition. Plus we have the Hedonism 2 pics of both of them. They both are culpable from the evidence we've seen in this thread.
Men lead. Women follow. She uploaded it because she thought it would please Nick most likely.
 
A single drug experience is almost never something that sends someone into a life destroying death spiral. But man that whole locals stream was pure paranoid self-pitying junky talk.

Jesus Christ, my dude should have just bought a fucking Corvette.
The drug was not the single largest factor it was the factor that pushed him over the edge. No different than a teenager trying pot and thinking they are a philosopher or someone drinking for the first time and thinking they can dance. Monetized chat + time has probably been the most detrimental. It is a Skinner Box that conditions the behaviors of wealthy chat rather than those who offer the most engaging messages. No different than clicker training a dog command, sound, and reward.
 
So is Cuckieta an enemy of the farms now?
He's been righteously re-designated a lolcow. Contrary to Rekieta's infantile ranting, I don't think the Farms really has "enemies."

Well... okay, maybe people like Vordrak and Keffals, I guess. But those are pretty obvious "special cases." Rekieta, to his credit I guess, and despite him whining about this thread, has said he still defends KF's right to exist.
 
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This idiot is just wrong. She's got some Mekokur, Pippa, and Null shit up on there. It's just mainly Rekieta Law.

BTW, for anybody wondering about this Elissa chick (I will just go ahead and assume she's female, for the moment anways), she seems to be more sympathetic to LR than Nick. I'm getting definite vibes she's blaming Nick for exposing LR to ridicule.

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Agreed. A proper faggot would drive to the gay bar in something like a Mazda MX-5/Miata.
El is/was a regular on the discord. Can confirm actual woman. Was involved somewhat in the Sophie Long case (I *think* she dated sophie's dad, or wanted to, or something, doesn't matter).
She just clips parts of shows she thought was interesting/funny.
 
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