Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 84 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 108 35.1%

  • Total voters
    308
A single drug experience is almost never something that sends someone into a life destroying death spiral. But man that whole locals stream was pure paranoid self-pitying junky talk.

Jesus Christ, my dude should have just bought a fucking Corvette.
The thing is Nick wants the Z06, the supercharged version of the C8. He can't be happy with a normal NA version even though it's faster than he can even handle. Dude overestimates his driving ability or just wants it as a status thing. If for the latter reason it wouldn't make sense since the C8 will never be in the same sort of prestige level as the European sports cars.
 
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The thing is Nick wants the Z06, the supercharged version of the C8. He can't be happy with a normal NA version even though it's faster than he can even handle. Dude overestimates his driving ability or just wants it as a status thing. If for the latter reason it wouldn't make sense since the C8 will never be in the same sort of prestige level as the European sports cars.
Which makes it a perfect dumb boomermobile.
 
The thing is Nick wants the Z06, the supercharged version of the C8. He can't be happy with a normal NA version even though it's faster than he can even handle. Dude overestimates his driving ability or just wants it as a status thing. If for the latter reason it wouldn't make sense since the C8 will never be in the same sort of prestige level as the European sports cars.
Look man, if the alternative is running around a gay bar in your underwear while hopped up on molly, I say go ahead and get the dealer upgrade package.
 
That clip of him complaining about having to do shit with his kids instead of going to Cancun. ... Hey dipshit, nobody made you have 5 fucking kids. You chose that life. Be a man and deal with it instead of whining and crying about how it's interfering with you checking out cock on a nude beach.

It's fucking crazy how fast he's gone from likeable to insufferable.
 
So Rekieta tried MDMA which caused the intended drug induced introspection. This set off a standard midlife identity crisis.
Of all the potential bad or good effects of MDMA, I never considered cuckoldry and hypocrisy to be side effects, or chimping out about being criticized after having previously been impervious to it. I think it's because most of the previous criticism was completely baseless and he knows deep down in his heart that the current shit is legit.

He needs to quit snorting Lolcow Dust.
 
How can heat be an issue in Minnesota?
Just open the window.
I have absolutely no idea. I'm just confirming that he used to bitch about heat allergy a lot. Breaking out into rashes and stuff.

I guess people are speculating he's been taking Molly, or some other drug that fucks up temperature regulation, for longer than he's already let on. I dunno about that. Maybe, I guess. Heat allergy is a thing though. It could really be nothing more sinister than that.
 
That clip of him complaining about having to do shit with his kids instead of going to Cancun. ... Hey dipshit, nobody made you have 5 fucking kids. You chose that life. Be a man and deal with it instead of whining and crying about how it's interfering with you checking out cock on a nude beach.

It's fucking crazy how fast he's gone from likeable to insufferable.
It's crazy to see how far he's fallen. But maybe he's always been like this and was just trying to make himself seem cool to his audience by trying to weirdly flex.

I think before he was probably a good family man, though. I don't wanna believe Kayla is a thot if she pushed out five kids for him, but she could be. I think any issues she had were made worse by his spiral rather than issues that magically occurred. He isn't the victim of a woman here. He encouraged this behavior and is reaping what he sowed.
 
That clip of him complaining about having to do shit with his kids instead of going to Cancun. ... Hey dipshit, nobody made you have 5 fucking kids. You chose that life. Be a man and deal with it instead of whining and crying about how it's interfering with you checking out cock on a nude beach.

It's fucking crazy how fast he's gone from likeable to insufferable.
What, you one of the fucking losers that actually wants to set up enriching activities for your kids and enjoy them together? Laaame. Pass the heroin.
 
I have absolutely no idea. I'm just confirming that he used to bitch about heat allergy a lot. Breaking out into rashes and stuff.

I guess people are speculating he's been taking Molly, or some other drug that fucks up temperature regulation, for longer than he's already let on. I dunno about that. Maybe, I guess. Heat allergy is a thing though. It could really be nothing more sinister than that.
He did bitch about his heat allergy many times on previous streams. If I recall he said it developed later on and wasn't something he has since young. He usually bitches about it during the summer months and uses it as an excuse to not exercise.
 
>Doesn't have time for Church
>Has time for all the degenerate stuff he neglects his kids for
This is even worse than James Rolfe. At least his excuse IS taking care of/being there for his kids.
That clip of him complaining about having to do shit with his kids instead of going to Cancun. ... Hey dipshit, nobody made you have 5 fucking kids. You chose that life. Be a man and deal with it instead of whining and crying about how it's interfering with you checking out cock on a nude beach.

It's fucking crazy how fast he's gone from likeable to insufferable.
This, he has mentioned on multiple occasions that they had nannies and housekeepers well before he started streaming despite his(?) wife(?) being basically a stay-at-home mom. At this point is seems like it was mainly because neither of them actually want to be there for the kids which could also explain why he constantly has painful whining sessions about all the time it takes to send the kids to various activities.

After all, time spent away at activities means less time they need to spend being actual parents.
 
I didn’t expect a potential Nick v. Drex side plot. I do wonder if Drex took his boy down a peg or two (privately) and it didn’t go over so well.
It would be nearly horrific irony if it turns out Nick is the guy who's been playing the straight and narrow in public only to turn out to be a gigantic degenerate and Drex is the one who has openly been a degenerate but secretly wants to walk the path of the righteous man and they've effectively both been jealous of each other all along.
 
lol schizo alert.
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Did nick dance on a pole at some anime/dick masterson thing?

Or am I thinking of something else
That was at Hedonism 2, after Matsuri this year
Nick Rekieta has been out drinking with Brittany Venti... without Kayla. In Dallas maybe? Think it happened in the first half of the year, before the long ass Matsuri vacation. I can't find it on search but I'm a sped.
It was sometime early-ish February I think, when he went to that show with Elijah Schaffer to troll Ralph

I was telling my wife about what's been going on with Nick and her first question was about what drugs he was on and also "wtf he wants to advertise his sex to his kids?" After she had heard that clip. Always a good time to hear someone very disconnected from this section of the internet talk about it and see their reactions to it lol
 
The thing is Nick wants the Z06, the supercharged version of the C8. He can't be happy with a normal NA version even though it's faster than he can even handle. Dude overestimates his driving ability or just wants it as a status thing. If for the latter reason it wouldn't make sense since the C8 will never be in the same sort of prestige level as the European sports cars.
He needs a supercharged Corvette for when he drives the kids to school, drives to church, and drives to work. Oh, wait. He doesn't do any of those things. He needs it for driving to the gay bar.
 
He needs a supercharged Corvette for when he drives the kids to school, drives to church, and drives to work. Oh, wait. He doesn't do any of those things. He needs it for driving to the gay bar.
Driving a supercharged Corvette to a gay bar is the biggest sin ever. You don’t have to disrespect Corvettes like that.
 
He needs a supercharged Corvette for when he drives the kids to school, drives to church, and drives to work. Oh, wait. He doesn't do any of those things. He needs it for driving to the gay bar.
You can't waste time commuting when you have bottles and your wife's underwear to show off.
Driving a supercharged Corvette to a gay bar is the biggest sin ever. You don’t have to disrespect Corvettes like that.
If you don't disrespect Corvettes you're a prude incel faggot. Sorry that I'm open about who I am. I wish my parents taught me to disrespect Corvettes!
 
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