Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

I'm not aiming for a "woo -insert page count comment here-" but god damn is it impressive that this fat tit, man child has 1359 pages in such a short time. FFS Beetlejuice is a more relevant shock jock orbiter retard and he has a fraction of the online footprint.

Sure, there is a ton more videos about the big B but it's all in celebration. This pompous mongoloid though has managed to garner hate from every single corner of the internet outside of his pedophilic echo-chamber of dog shit scifi "writers".

All that seems really interesting but has anyone noticed he's fat?

 

[Ophelia]

I wish someone would have found a way to get him into NaNoWriMo. Watching him immediately fail could have been amusing.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

With infinite dimensions, all of us have millions of mirror selves, dimensional counterparts... some thin, some fat, some short, some tall.

Patty is an anomaly in that he is fat in every dimension, which should be impossible. He is a nexus of fat, a shambling black hole ruining everything, sucking the life out of me and everything else.

I can feel it, I am violated. It's... it's like we're all his WIFE, OH DEAR GOD.

 

[AnOminous]

With infinite dimensions, all of us have millions of mirror selves, dimensional counterparts... some thin, some fat, some short, some tall.

Patty is an anomaly in that he is fat in every dimension, which should be impossible. He is a nexus of fat, a shambling black hole ruining everything, sucking the life out of me and everything else.

I can feel it, I am violated. It's... it's like we're all his WIFE, OH DEAR GOD.

Just calm down. He's fat. We grasp that concept. That's just what he is.

 

[Fag Albert]

My man needs to buy a bra.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

You have said this many hundreds of times. It made reading through the archive painful to just get page after page of fat haiku and you spamming this shit. It's not funny, it's just spam. Yes he's fat haha we get it.

No, Patrick is not fat. Many things he may be, but fat? No. Such things, however, are plenty.

big
bulging
bulky
chunky
heavy
hefty
inflated
large
meaty
obese
plump
well-fed
blimp
bovine
broad
bull
butterball
distended
gross
husky
lard
roly-poly
solid
stout
swollen
beefy
brawny
burly
corpulent
dumpy
elephantine
fleshy
gargantuan
heavyset
jelly-belly
oversize
paunchy
plumpish
ponderous
porcine
portly
potbellied
pudgy
rotund
thickset
weighty
whalelike

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Do you think if you like, boiled water for an hour on the stove top, took it off the burner, and then threw the pot a Fatrick while screaming like a lunatic and calling him racial slurs, he would be like "Hm - You... You CHILD!" before screaming in agony?

The reason I ask is that I think it's his favorite word to type out but I think he never says it out loud in RL because it would make him look insanely gay.

 

[Path Wanderer]

There is no God, and Pat sat on him

(This was from a thread about whether Jesus affirmed fucking pronouns)
I don’t think Pat knows what’s coming his way in February. He can child about Musk and…that all he wants but if this Obscura means his business (judging by the way he talks), it may get real ugly real fast. Pat may find himself on the other end of a trial

 

[Meat Target]

r/AntiWork has noticed the Corpulent Creeper of Cream City.

 

[Lake]

I feel like atheists have cornered the market on affirming pronouns, so I'm not sure his bold (and fat) declaration is as badass as he thinks.

 

[Meat Target]

I really hope this is the Christmas that somebody detonates a plutonium bomb outside 2611 N Oakland Ave, Milwaukee, WI 53211 (call 608-566-9287 if you're having trouble finding it) and takes that nigger-infested city with it.

No. The Patposting must go on.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

There is no God, and Pat sat on him
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(This was from a thread about whether Jesus affirmed fucking pronouns)
I don’t think Pat knows what’s coming his way in February. He can child about Musk and…that all he wants but if this Obscura means his business (judging by the way he talks), it may get real ugly real fast. Pat may find himself on the other end of a trial

One can only hope. It would the best way to break in the new year.

 

[KingOfGains]

38,665 words in 2 years is about 53 words per day. How does that stack up to professional writers, you may ask?
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He does more writing on Twitter than he does his whole catalog of books. Fucking sad.

 

[Maude Snew]

He does more writing on Twitter than he does his whole catalog of books. Fucking sad.

To be fair the things he writes on Twitter are more entertaining and better fiction than his books. The funniest thing about that though is that he's serious, he is just like that. Also fat.

 

[Somerville Dan]

He does more writing on Twitter than he does his whole catalog of books. Fucking sad.

Someone did the math recently and estimated that Patrick has written the equivalent of 30+ (!) books with all of his tweets.

The math is something like # of tweets (178k) x average number of words/tweet (15) ÷ by avg # of words in a full length novel (80k). He basically tweets the equivalent of 3 books/year.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Lmao what a shocker that he’s suddenly got writer’s block ever since multiple people on KF and OnA pointed out that his oft-shared plot is at odds with the original Dickens work.

Seriously. It’s a sequel to A Christmas Carol where someone murders Scrooge and “a grown up reprobate Tiny Tim goes on a bloody rampage through London’s underworld to find his killer.” Just pretend Scrooge wasn’t already on death’s door when Tim was like 10 years old TOPS. Pat would have his reader believe Scrooge lived another 15+ years to see Tim grow up and morph inexplicably from cherubic evangelist for kindness to a homicidal seasoned criminal.

No wonder he can’t think of anything to write lol.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Someone posted this over on the other forums:



Took him seven months to write two chapters, about 8k words. This is laziness at a meta level.

 

[keytar]

I read a message on the Kiwi Farms
That said, "two drooping bitch-tits are attached -

I would like to formally apologise to Pat for the slander I penned here. His bitchtits are actually perkier than I remember. I must also give him credit for being able to eat that much sodium without dying (assuming he ate everything on that plate, which he did, becacuse he's fat).

I also love the dude in the background that looks like because that's my reaction every time I see this picture.

 

[Uncle Ted]

Someone posted this over on the other forums:

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Took him seven months to write two chapters, about 8k words. This is laziness at a meta level.

I would like to apologize to everyone for overestimating his word count. That's 37 words per day, about two tweets worth of productivity. What a fat fucking idiot.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Coomer Pat makes an appearance:

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Superheroes do not exist, child. Those are your delusions again