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So after having done an arguably lazy ass search with no result I have to wonder. What the fuck happened to Cinnpie? After all the shit with puppeh and that statement she put on twitter with the lawyer doc it's like she just fucking vanished. Has there been any update, did she change her name and start over or what's going on. This has nothing to all the Pandacup & Technicals vs The World drama but damn, I can't be the only one wanting a "Where Are They Now" type of update on her.
 
Something I noticed in the last couple days is that Thaddeus Crews, the lead designer for Nickoldeon All Star Brawl, is a legit manchild. The guy been bitching about the death of PM for the last couple days. No wonder why All Star Brawl failed, the guy legitimately thought he was to one up Nintendo by making a better game then Smash and end up failing when you need more then just wave dashing and rollback net code for a good game.
Yeah, a lot of smash clones have the problem that they lack content and that the fighting game systems don't sell themselves.
 
So..Alan said "lol SWT will not get a license in a year, it took us like 2 or 3" and it was interpreted as "if you fo not join Panda you will be shut down because ONLY US CAN HAVE A LICENSE". SWT knew they were playing it close to home and decided to throw shade at everyone when their own hubris came back to bite them in the ass and were strongly looking for people to blame becasue it can NEVER by GimR's fault.

What a beautiful shitshow.

Finally, Nintendo did nothing except be strict on who and how they work with people and provide licenses. Some people are actually ANGRY that Nintendo comes out clean from all this shit.
 
That and the fact they screech like retards over stupid shit like the possibility of new characters. If you're not a child and you're getting excited over something like Cranky Kong (just an example) coming to smash, you have a neurological disorder. It honestly reminds me of Cape shit spergs creaming themselves every time there's news of a hollywood personality in talks to play someone in the marvel cinematic universe. Grown men should not care about shit like that, but these people have found a way.
No offense, but it sounds like you're essentially saying "stop enjoying this thing you like".

I mean, sure, the freakouts and hyped screaming can be cringe at times but if someone is that excited over a new character announcement (something that has happened in general smash bros thread here many times mind you) I'd say let them have their win. They're not hurting anyone.
I have a friend who has something like 2000 hours in smash ultimate, I would kill myself before I logged that many hours into ultimate. It's a great game with some decent longevity, but 2000 hours? Fuck that, game got stale for me after logging a couple hundred into it.
Seeing as you can battle other players online, I can see myself getting close to that many hours if I enjoy playing the game that much.
Something I noticed in the last couple days is that Thaddeus Crews, the lead designer for Nickoldeon All Star Brawl, is a legit manchild. The guy been bitching about the death of PM for the last couple days. No wonder why All Star Brawl failed, the guy legitimately thought he was to one up Nintendo by making a better game then Smash and end up failing when you need more then just wave dashing and rollback net code for a good game.
Now, to be fair to Thaddeus, the game's failure to take off wasn't his fault (at least not entirely).
 
That and the fact they screech like retards over stupid shit like the possibility of new characters. If you're not a child and you're getting excited over something like Cranky Kong (just an example) coming to smash, you have a neurological disorder. It honestly reminds me of Cape shit spergs creaming themselves every time there's news of a hollywood personality in talks to play someone in the marvel cinematic universe. Grown men should not care about shit like that, but these people have found a way.

I have a friend who has something like 2000 hours in smash ultimate, I would kill myself before I logged that many hours into ultimate. It's a great game with some decent longevity, but 2000 hours? Fuck that, game got stale for me after logging a couple hundred into it.
Character reveals depend on context. Banjo-Kazooie weren't in a game for two entire console generations despite being one of the top 5 sellers for Nintendo at one point. Joker was the first reveal deliberately because he was a Playstation character & it meant any suitably-popular or requested character (not just Nintendo ones) might be in Smash Bros. People had been requesting I be playable for like 15 years before it actually happened. I don't need to explain that fan favorite characters appearing in a popular game series might excite fans even if you're entirely right to point & laugh at character cultists who try to will the ant queen from A Bug's Life into Smash's roster.

As for 2000 hours played that's about as much playtime as you need to scratch the surface of any pro fighting game scene. Keep in mind skills in Street Fighter 3 to 4 don't directly translate either so you're resetting the dial every time. If you want to be good at a party game for anime swordsmen & cereal box mascots then 2000 hours since 2018 sounds about right.
 
Okay so I have had time to think things through and this is what I think of the whole Panda, SWT shit.

1. Nintendo did nothing wrong this time. All they did was have standards and expect "professionals" to stick to their rules, which SWT was not capable of doing because..
2. Panda worked their load on 2018-2019 to get their license and SWT was behind the ball so they were probably salty they were not the most important player at that time,
3. SWT probably intended to use this whole scandal as a repeat of EVO and get Nintendo to bend the knee and just give them thier license. (Hence why they took like a week to respond to the "cancellation" while STILL promoting SWTC on Twitter)
4. They threw Panda and Alan under the bus because it couldn't hurt them if their biggest competitor was hurt. (I still can't fathom how people take their accusations of their MAIN COMPETITOR at face value).
5. Alan was absolutely retarded and couldn't keep his mouth shut. He had plans to take Smash mainstream under Panda but he went around and kept talking about his plans to do that to all TOs and they got pissy they would be "another cog in the machine". They all want to be THE SMASH SAVIOR. Dumb move Alan, should've kept his mouth shut.
6. Smash Community is pretty dumb and because they LOVE being the perpetual underdog they want all be broke and grassroots. Muh Monopoly argument is absolutely retarded when MOST SPORTS AND ESPORTS have a (1) circuit or league that's considered the main thing and shit.

They deserve to be fucking fractured like they will be now.

And as per usual, the Smash Community has managed to make this all about "latest game vs Melee". HOLY SHIT GUYS LET GO OF THE 21 YEAR OLD GAME FFS. If it gets registrations and viewerers that's fine, but there is a reason why you aren't mainstream yet....
 
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Character reveals depend on context. Banjo-Kazooie weren't in a game for two entire console generations despite being one of the top 5 sellers for Nintendo at one point. Joker was the first reveal deliberately because he was a Playstation character & it meant any suitably-popular or requested character (not just Nintendo ones) might be in Smash Bros. People had been requesting I be playable for like 15 years before it actually happened. I don't need to explain that fan favorite characters appearing in a popular game series might excite fans even if you're entirely right to point & laugh at character cultists who try to will the ant queen from A Bug's Life into Smash's roster.

As for 2000 hours played that's about as much playtime as you need to scratch the surface of any pro fighting game scene. Keep in mind skills in Street Fighter 3 to 4 don't directly translate either so you're resetting the dial every time. If you want to be good at a party game for anime swordsmen & cereal box mascots then 2000 hours since 2018 sounds about right.
There's nuance to it that I forgot to mention. Yeah, Stuff like Banjo Kazooie and Cloud were excellent and I thought that was cool as hell, I just wouldn't shit myself over the fact that they're in the game and make a dozen reaction videos like some these dudes do every time a new character is revealed and like you said, it also depends on the character they are revealing.
 
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So after having done an arguably lazy ass search with no result I have to wonder. What the fuck happened to Cinnpie? After all the shit with puppeh and that statement she put on twitter with the lawyer doc it's like she just fucking vanished. Has there been any update, did she change her name and start over or what's going on. This has nothing to all the Pandacup & Technicals vs The World drama but damn, I can't be the only one wanting a "Where Are They Now" type of update on her.

I guess because literally no one cares.

No offense, but it sounds like you're essentially saying "stop enjoying this thing you like".

I mean, sure, the freakouts and hyped screaming can be cringe at times but if someone is that excited over a new character announcement (something that has happened in general smash bros thread here many times mind you) I'd say let them have their win. They're not hurting anyone.

Seeing as you can battle other players online, I can see myself getting close to that many hours if I enjoy playing the game that much.
Sorry, but just... no.

This is the same fucking excuse loser man-children use for their failures and justification for being a consumer. You get that happy for things that matter like having a child or getting that job or degree, which even normal people don't do any spergout/screaming because they know how to control their emotions.

Just because "they are not hurting anyone/ let them enjoy themselves" doesn't mean that they should not be made fun of for doing embarrassing and childish stuff. Let me remind you what forum are you in.


Character reveals depend on context. Banjo-Kazooie weren't in a game for two entire console generations despite being one of the top 5 sellers for Nintendo at one point. Joker was the first reveal deliberately because he was a Playstation character & it meant any suitably-popular or requested character (not just Nintendo ones) might be in Smash Bros. People had been requesting I be playable for like 15 years before it actually happened. I don't need to explain that fan favorite characters appearing in a popular game series might excite fans even if you're entirely right to point & laugh at character cultists who try to will the ant queen from A Bug's Life into Smash's roster.

As for 2000 hours played that's about as much playtime as you need to scratch the surface of any pro fighting game scene. Keep in mind skills in Street Fighter 3 to 4 don't directly translate either so you're resetting the dial every time. If you want to be good at a party game for anime swordsmen & cereal box mascots then 2000 hours since 2018 sounds about right.

Bro, it's a fucking game for children. Who cares if some brain dead bear or some anime avatar get in the game. Those are not things you should even be prioritizing in your life.

"2000 hours played that's about as much playtime as you need to scratch the surface of any pro fighting game scene" That's because they been playing for years and stick to a single franchise of games, Sure, unless you're a mega autist that spends all that time on a single game.

Or you could be a parasite without obligations like Sonicfox or Leffen. Whom have never had any sort of responsibilities in their life so they only play videogames 24/7.
 
Sorry, but just... no.

This is the same fucking excuse loser man-children use for their failures and justification for being a consumer. You get that happy for things that matter like having a child or getting that job or degree, which even normal people don't do any spergout/screaming because they know how to control their emotions.

Just because "they are not hurting anyone/ let them enjoy themselves" doesn't mean that they should not be made fun of for doing embarrassing and childish stuff. Let me remind you what forum are you in.
I'm not saying you can't make fun of them. I even said that it's pretty cringe when they do it but, if that's what brightens up their day, I don't mind it.

I could care less about actual sports games and the super bowl but, if there people that are so into it that they shout in excitement when their team wins? Then, what's the harm in letting them have their fun?

I don't see why I should them judge them for that when there are far more ridiculous things I could make fun of them for.
 
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So after having done an arguably lazy ass search with no result I have to wonder. What the fuck happened to Cinnpie? After all the shit with puppeh and that statement she put on twitter with the lawyer doc it's like she just fucking vanished. Has there been any update, did she change her name and start over or what's going on. This has nothing to all the Pandacup & Technicals vs The World drama but damn, I can't be the only one wanting a "Where Are They Now" type of update on her.
It seem like eariler this year, she released a statement claiming to be the real victim like Nario did but besides that it look like she been inactive everywhere.
 
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I guess because literally no one cares.


Sorry, but just... no.

This is the same fucking excuse loser man-children use for their failures and justification for being a consumer. You get that happy for things that matter like having a child or getting that job or degree, which even normal people don't do any spergout/screaming because they know how to control their emotions.

Just because "they are not hurting anyone/ let them enjoy themselves" doesn't mean that they should not be made fun of for doing embarrassing and childish stuff. Let me remind you what forum are you in.




Bro, it's a fucking game for children. Who cares if some brain dead bear or some anime avatar get in the game. Those are not things you should even be prioritizing in your life.

"2000 hours played that's about as much playtime as you need to scratch the surface of any pro fighting game scene" That's because they been playing for years and stick to a single franchise of games, Sure, unless you're a mega autist that spends all that time on a single game.

Or you could be a parasite without obligations like Sonicfox or Leffen. Whom have never had any sort of responsibilities in their life so they only play videogames 24/7.
I bet you would play smash too if you could make easy money & live comfortably. As long as they aren't hurting anybody then leave em be. The entire point of this site as far as I understood is look but don't touch. You can laugh at them from a distance but you seem to be wanting people to go fuck with them in real life or something.
 
I bet you would play smash too if you could make easy money & live comfortably. As long as they aren't hurting anybody then leave em be. The entire point of this site as far as I understood is look but don't touch. You can laugh at them from a distance but you seem to be wanting people to go fuck with them in real life or something.
"I bet you would play smash too if you could make easy money & live comfortable"

lol, no

Also, no idea how any of you got the idea that I wanted to see anyone hurt.
 
"I bet you would play smash too if you could make easy money & live comfortable"

lol, no
Seriously? That'd be the easiest money ever earned. Then again, you probably don't care for the game.
Also, no idea how any of you got the idea that I wanted to see anyone hurt.
I don't think you want to see someone get hurt. I think you're getting way too heated about what other people like.
 
Seriously? That'd be the easiest money ever earned. Then again, you probably don't care for the game.
There's something called dignity and I want to keep it. I would rather be known as someone that contributed to something and not just live off tard bucks.

Anyway, has there ever been an actual picture of Leffen getting slapped in the airplane.
 
I guess because literally no one cares.


Sorry, but just... no.

This is the same fucking excuse loser man-children use for their failures and justification for being a consumer. You get that happy for things that matter like having a child or getting that job or degree, which even normal people don't do any spergout/screaming because they know how to control their emotions.

Just because "they are not hurting anyone/ let them enjoy themselves" doesn't mean that they should not be made fun of for doing embarrassing and childish stuff. Let me remind you what forum are you in.




Bro, it's a fucking game for children. Who cares if some brain dead bear or some anime avatar get in the game. Those are not things you should even be prioritizing in your life.

"2000 hours played that's about as much playtime as you need to scratch the surface of any pro fighting game scene" That's because they been playing for years and stick to a single franchise of games, Sure, unless you're a mega autist that spends all that time on a single game.

Or you could be a parasite without obligations like Sonicfox or Leffen. Whom have never had any sort of responsibilities in their life so they only play videogames 24/7.
Have to agree with most of this post. We are just dealing with "Consoomer" culture at this point. The same people who shit themselves over Nintendo stuff are the people who piss their pants over Super Hero movies. I really really enjoy video games as one of my hobbies, but I get more turned off from it every time I see some man child screaming about the new Super Mario easter egg outfit in Zelda or some shit.

It sucks, but it's where we are at.
 
Wonder why Nintendo wouldn't wanna deal with this niggers?
And yet they keep asking why. What’s this like the 6th Tournament Level in only a few years.

I don’t know the FGC very well but it does not seem as rampant elsewhere and besides Nintendo prides itself on being kid friendly.
 
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