Careercow Nathen Mazri / Ayman El-Masri / Garfield Eats Guy / Nathfield - “Entergaging” 29 year old Schizophrenic Arab using daddy's money to buy fame. Recently created his own Garfield version of Sonichu

Will Nathfield cleanse the world

  • No

    Votes: 24 6.7%

  • Yes

    Votes: 115 32.1%

  • He’ll be abandoned while Nathen fingers his hole

    Votes: 219 61.2%
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    358
Tbh I think the reason he might be the only one that isn't in their home country is because he knows he will get stoned to death and thh seeing the horrid shit he did on the Garfield fast food place it would be for the best because holy fuck how you fuck such easy to make food
 
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Not muh tiktok! In a country I don’t live in

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Oh, My. Fucking. God.

Nathfield is an unhinged audio podcast. He just released episode 1.
We fucking got the debut of our sonichu!
This 6 minutes is god damn nutty.
“I hope Nathfield cleaned every one of you trolls off the earth” is an actual quote.
Is anyone here capable of ripping Spotify audio?


Description of the episode.
The first ever dark adult comedy episode of The Nathfield show you have all been waiting for just dropped! The first hilarious episode introduces the epic showdown between Evil and Angel as they battle it out to determine the ultimate fate of the universe exactly as Nathfield wanted. Pig Bill Kramer, master of mischief and Reddit chaos, is determined to take over the world and turn it into a realm of darkness and despair. But then flies in unexpectedly, Angel Gabby, the guardian of good and righteousness. As the two clash in an epic funny battle of wits, jokes, and strength, the fate of the universe hangs in the balance. Will the evil pig triumph and bring about eternal darkness? Or will Gabby triumph and bring about eternal peace and happiness Find out in this hilarious episode of Evil vs. Angel everyone can relate to! *** Brought to you by Egeez App - www.egeez.com / @egeezapp
Produced by: Entergage Pictures Executive Producer: Nathen Mazri - www.nathenmazri.com Written by: Nathen Mazri & anonymous Hollywood screenplay writer
Cast: Bill Kramer - Ricky DB Angel Gabby - Angela Clark
Sound Engineer: Jason 'METaL' Donkersgoed Recording Engineer/Mixer: Daryn Barry
© 2022 Copyright Nathfield - All Rights Reserved
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I seriously cannot believe we made it to a point where Nathen’s Garfield OC is fighting Darksyde Phil to save the world from “the trolls.” It should be pointed out that the only people Nathen has ever referred to as “trolls” so far is us when he said “Kiwifarms trolled my father.”
God damn is this ride going places.
 
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LiquidKid said:
Oh, My. Fucking. God.

Nathfield is an unhinged audio podcast. He just released episode 1.
We fucking got the debut of our sonichu!
This 6 minutes is god damn nutty.
“I hope Nathfield every one of you trolls” is an actual quote.
Is anyone here capable of ripping Spotify audio?


Description of the episode.



I seriously cannot believe we made it to a point where Nathen’s Garfield OC is fighting Darksyde Phil to save the world from “the trolls.” It should be pointed out that the only people Nathen has ever referred to as “trolls” so far is us when he said “Kiwifarms trolled my father.”
God damn is this ride going places.
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I had to listen to this whole god damned thing to capture it. I hope you're happy with yourself.

Nathfield EP01 - Evil vs Angel


I enjoy the unofficial DSP crossover.
 
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I like the traffic noises in the recording. Aesthetic as fuck.

"Maybe I'll play with your Nathfield's pussy!"

"Once I stole the wheelchair from my social worker. Guess who came crawling back to me asking for a ride!"

"I got some fear to spread on Reddit!"

"Actually it's my stepmom's middle name. Sometimes I think she created tinder. Kept it in a drawer, died, and then a Jew occupied the house, found it, jacked off on it, and ate it!"

"Life is not Reddit Mr. Kramer!"

This is the most surreal shit I've seen since Kayne's interview. So many Random.txt quotes.

EDIT: I hope someone animates this sequence.
 
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Randall Fragg said:
I like the traffic noises in the recording. Aesthetic as fuck.

"Maybe I'll play with your Nathfield's pussy!"

"Once I stole the wheelchair from my social worker. Guess who came crawling back to me asking for a ride!"

"I got some fear to spread on Reddit!"

"Actually it's my stepmom's middle name. Sometimes I think she created tinder. Kept it in a drawer, died, and then a Jew occupied the house, found it, jacked off on it, and ate it!"

"Life is not Reddit Mr. Kramer!"

This is the most surreal shit I've seen since Kayne's interview. So many Random.txt quotes.

EDIT: I hope someone animates this sequence.
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So... Nathfield is Jesus? I'm so confused. It's literally just a manifestation of his megalomania and schizophrenia. And it sucks. But I am looking forward to the cwcesque messianic elements. It's like Arab sonichu, antisemitism and all. And the pig is dsp? Oh man, this is hot garbage and I can't wait for more. We all know that Nathfield has zero follow through though and the attention span of a gnat so I expect it to just... stop. Probably halfway through some inane vapid bigoted contrived plot device. Just like everything else Mazri touches it will be a complete failure in every aspect except cringe.

"Are you not ENTERGAGED?!"
 
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moseph.jartelli said:
Jesus christ. Was a Garfield plush and his nanny the only company he had as a child, while his father was yachting around the middle east with white prostitutes? His obsession with this boomer cartoon is never ending.
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I think what’s most telling is that Nathen said numerous times in his book that as a teenager he felt extreme boredom and that he believed boredom was the worst thing any human can deal with(while also saying Princess Diana died because she was ungrateful.)

There is no comic more boring than Garfield, so perhaps the boredom absolutely broke him. Kinda funny that this came out the same month as Chris’s Charles Schutlz collection of prison art.

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I am entergaged beyond what I thought was possible. The natural chemistry of these characters is staggering and the direction unbelievable. Nathen is going to blow Chris out of the fucking water with this one.
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Nathen has something Chris never did, billions of dollars at his disposal. So unlike Chris, he’s able to produce this trash without anyone telling him it’s trash. Everyone is a yes man when it comes to money. But like Chris, he half asses everything. So I’m looking forward to what will likely be early newgrounds-tier animation.

Uberpenguin said:
I had to listen to this whole god damned thing to capture it. I hope you're happy with yourself.

Nathfield EP01 - Evil vs Angel
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I enjoy the unofficial DSP crossover.
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Thank you for your sacrifice. But let’s be real. This was something that needed to be heard.

Hey @Null , since this guy is aware of the thread and has openly stated he hates Kiwifarms for being trolls before making this anti-troll series, you may want to keep an eye on this one. 2022, the year trannies, Ralph, goypers, and the son of a Saudi billionaire tried to kill Kiwifarms. What a way to end the year
 
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He's talking about these clips of the "Salt Bae" chef from that one gif, embarrassing himself trying to muscle in on the Argentinian players' photo ops after they won the World Cup: https://twitter.com/JCUStreaks10/status/1604831504483635201

I love that Nathen is bitching about it, because if there's any other guy I can envision managing to be so impervious to how badly people do not want to be involved with him and his dumb publicity gimmicks, it's Nathen.
 
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Octopi said:
He's talking about these clips of the "Salt Bae" chef from that one gif, embarrassing himself trying to muscle in on the Argentinian players' photo ops after they won the World Cup: https://twitter.com/JCUStreaks10/status/1604831504483635201

I love that Nathen is bitching about it, because if there's any other guy I can envision managing to be so impervious to how badly people do not want to be involved with him and his dumb publicity gimmicks, it's Nathen.
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Somehow I’ve never heard of this salt bae guy or seen the meme he’s famous for. I admit he’s obnoxious in the clips, but it’s not as bad as the stuff Nathen tries to pull on a regular basis

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First we see this image that besides looking creepy, has disturbing connotations when you remember he made out with his Garfield plush.
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Then we see his mom, looking more deformed than ever. I swear this woman looks worse and worse every time he shows her
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Tbh, I haven't been able to listen to the whole thing. Or even parts of it. It's literally, unironically too cringe-my brain can't take the secondhand embarrassment. Or maybe it's a biological reaction, a primal instinct to mourn at the depths to which my species has fallen. That being said, I'd give all the tea in China if some brave soul were to transcribe it.
 
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Gloria The Glorious said:
I'm surprised Quinton Reviews hasn't tried to defend this guy. I mean he's an LGTB Arab who supported Garfield! That's gotta be enough good boy points to get a cute girl to retweet you! I guess even Qbert can see tell he's a walking dumpster fire.
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LiquidKid said:
According to @Woke Blue Muttlema in this
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Quinton cut ties with Nathen because of his strong Arab nationalism
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Ninja’d obviously but it was also that Nathen was in the COVID is fake camp, so bad optics all around.
There’s an additional layer of hilarity it took so long for it to happen considering how everyone was telling Q he was being scammed by Nathen during #Sandgate and he still defended him because of muh entergaging.
 
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