[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Ralph will get married in the eyes of the law and not the church lol.

 

[Elmo]

So where's the gift registry? Is Ralph having another bachelors' party? We know Meigh won't be doing anything since her only friend is her daughter. Don't tell me Ralph is making Pey treat her to a nice time. Does she even have a dress?

Better question: why wasn't Ralph even at Meigh's graduation? Or did I miss that part?

 

[McMitch]

I’ll give Ralph credit, marrying his pedo horse at an outlaw wrasslin show is a little classier than marrying her at some smoke-filled bowling alley where he kept getting assaulted by random strangers.

Isn’t the wrasslin’ show advertised to have a wet t-shirt contest?

 

[Elmo]

Isn’t the wrasslin’ show advertised to have a wet t-shirt contest?

Long abandoned. It's c-c-c-cold in New Jersey this time of year.

 

[Truly Rural]

I think something needs to happen to Ralph to marry her. Undisputed colossal L, like if he for whatever reason ends up in jail he'll marry her as a power move and an attempt to restore ego balance. I think it's more likely they'll split in the middle of second pregnancy.

 

[ChromaQuack]

If you have some MDMA you could probably lure Rekeita down there

Are you insane? if the Rekietas go there it's going to end up in a swinger party and the double anti-christ 9 months later, one a slatternly werepig, the other an abomination that's 90% nose, like a balldo made of flesh.

 

[not william stenchever]

Are you insane? if the Rekietas go there it's going to end up in a swinger party and the double anti-christ 9 months later, one a slatternly werepig, the other an abomination that's 90% nose, like a balldo made of flesh.

When Gator finally left Ralph after his marathon effort of hanging in there he didn't know that he was giving up on a chance to eventually bang lady rackets while Nick encourages him from the sidelines like the father figure he never had.

 

[Buttz McSmellington]

According to his imdb page, they're already married.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Do they have wedding bands already? It would be funny if the gunt gets another ring he's allergic to.

 

[GaryGray]

The ceremony is secondary Ralph needs that marriage certificate. Spousal privilege is a powerful rule except it does not work retroactively. Ralph has probably said many things in confidence to May that would be devastating legally if she was compelled to testify. That aside the ceremony won't happen because that would mean Ralph will never get to make Dick throw him a bachelor party.

 

[metroid_fetish]

Null really better get his shit together before he loses the chance to be with Ethan forever. Don't let the horse win!

 

[Telemeter]

Null really better get his shit together before he loses the chance to be with Ethan forever. Don't let the horse win!

This is all part of May's plan to make away with pawpaw's ring!

 

[ant0n]

Uh oh, trouble in Paradise ?

 

[Unironic Ralphamale]

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This is some real king shit. The Ralphamale cares so much about his fans that he makes a private disagreement over marriage into a public Twitter feud over a wrestling belt.
Another Ralph W for providing such kino content for Christmas.
Now here's a suggestion to either Ralph or Harry. You both know where the other lives please please please take out a billboard about this Twitter feud so all your neighborhood also knows your deranged white trash kings

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

"[Harry Morris] is a coward and not a real man. The Coin Merchant has more balls than him, no joke."

So in the mental calculus of the Ralphamale, a man who ruined a bunch of t-shirts and a cheap wrestling belt prop is WORSE than the man who has worked tirelessly to keep Ralph away from his firstborn son and badger him constantly through the legal system while antagonizing Ralph about it near constantly on social media.

Hell, imagine being Vickers and going into 5D underwater yahtzee through the legal system to make Ralph squirm with contempt charges and other shit when all you had to do was burn some merch that was probably made by a hovel full of Mexican children who were paid a handful of change from a couch cushion. Work smarter, not harder!

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I'm convinced that May is just Ethan's 'beard' as he really wants to suck Jim's cock.

Both of them have what we used to call “daddy issues” back in the day

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

After months of content drought this really has been 10 days of amazing lolcowdom.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

Let’s. Fucking. Go.

Harry and Alanna, we’d love to see you ‘round these parts. We have so many questions…

 

[Chukipz]

Just when I was scared that The Gunt had started to go dry, he provides me with that sweet, sweet milk.

5 STAR CHRISSMASS, BITCH!

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

If only Godwinson were here and PPP hadn’t died in the cabin. We’d have an interview from the Morris household on stream tonight like the good ol’ days.